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Re: BKS
« Reply #650 on: June 20, 2006, 10:31:33 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 20, 2006, 08:41:12 AM
good morning all.

and the human pinata comes out of the gate swinging his meaty little wing chun fists of fury....whats a matter pookie your hand fall asleep while jerking off again?
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Re: BKS
« Reply #651 on: June 20, 2006, 11:20:18 AM »
lol, is someone a lil bit peeved that they got anally violated?  and to answer your question, yes it feel asleep and got that weird tingly sensation  :)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #652 on: June 20, 2006, 11:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Migs on June 20, 2006, 11:20:18 AM
lol, is someone a lil bit peeved that they got anally violated?  and to answer your question, yes it feel asleep and got that weird tingly sensation  :)

the only thing worse is waking up naked with your shriviled junk in your greasy mit a crumpled penthouse on the floor and a sense of thinking you may have dialed you ex girlfriend in your drunken haze...my brother is a complete tool, but funny shit surrounds the boy and since hes not hear to protest me telling his business...
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Re: BKS
« Reply #653 on: June 20, 2006, 11:24:36 AM »
hahah, that would be horrible.  Funny as hell though
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Re: BKS
« Reply #654 on: June 20, 2006, 12:15:57 PM »
So now we're curious...Do tell us of your brother and his embarrassing sexcapades  :)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #655 on: June 20, 2006, 12:19:56 PM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 20, 2006, 12:15:57 PM
So now we're curious...Do tell us of your brother and his embarrassing sexcapades  :)

they all have a pattern that he gets one girl that he chases then when he's set he looks back at the girl he left and thinks thats the best girl ever and so he screws up the relationship to go back with girl A and its a big old mess then he thinks girl B is the best ever and works back to that then girl C come into the picture and it starts all over.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #656 on: June 20, 2006, 12:24:32 PM »
In my best game show host voice:

"what behind door number 4, Johnny?"
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Re: BKS
« Reply #657 on: June 20, 2006, 12:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Migs on June 20, 2006, 12:24:32 PM
In my best game show host voice:

"what behind door number 4, Johnny?"

the answer in his case is "whats the grass is always greener in the other pasture bob?"
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Re: BKS
« Reply #658 on: June 20, 2006, 12:27:36 PM »
"well Bob, even the greenist grass was once covered in fertilizer"
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Re: BKS
« Reply #659 on: June 20, 2006, 12:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Migs on June 20, 2006, 12:27:36 PM
"well Bob, even the greenist grass was once covered in fertilizer"

not for my dumb brother but he has been married to his latest wife(yes the one who hates me because i lead her husband astray) for 7 years or so, but you never know what hes going to do next and i could tell stories.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #660 on: June 20, 2006, 01:22:35 PM »
hmm interesting.  I want to hear why she hates you. 
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Re: BKS
« Reply #661 on: June 20, 2006, 01:24:34 PM »
Quote from: Migs on June 20, 2006, 01:22:35 PM
hmm interesting.  I want to hear why she hates you. 

uptight christian and her husband by brother and best friend in the world lies about anything to get out of trouble even if it makes me look bad, plus i have no problem telling her which end of my ass she can kiss.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #662 on: June 20, 2006, 01:25:42 PM »
damn uptight christians.  next time your guys argue throw the davinci code at her.  See if it has the same effect as holy water on vampires
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Re: BKS
« Reply #663 on: June 21, 2006, 06:17:05 AM »
new day new chance to do something new and exciting.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #664 on: June 21, 2006, 06:31:27 AM »
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...
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Re: BKS
« Reply #665 on: June 21, 2006, 06:32:59 AM »
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I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...

but I guess it would help if I put it in the right place... :)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #666 on: June 21, 2006, 06:33:36 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on June 21, 2006, 06:31:27 AM
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...

you need to make the turn to filth ave...:) or go a couple streets over to uplifting street but either way its up to you...:)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #667 on: June 21, 2006, 06:48:02 AM »
start putting pen to paper  ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #668 on: June 22, 2006, 12:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on June 21, 2006, 06:31:27 AM
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...


And?????
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Re: BKS
« Reply #669 on: June 22, 2006, 12:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on June 21, 2006, 06:31:27 AM
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...

pulls down his ski pants and shows her his icicle and asked her to go behind a tree and work on the tandum sloum, she mounts his north pole like a poler bear in heat and he snow blows all over her snow globes...
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Re: BKS
« Reply #670 on: June 22, 2006, 12:57:42 PM »
Lol, it got moved to the uplifting thread...but I haven't decided if I should tell it or not.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #671 on: June 22, 2006, 12:59:07 PM »
Just don't end it with him being gratefull she has all of her teeth  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #672 on: June 22, 2006, 01:03:29 PM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 22, 2006, 12:59:07 PM
Just don't end it with him being gratefull she has all of her teeth  ;D ;D ;D

waiter..i think i missed something?
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Re: BKS
« Reply #673 on: June 22, 2006, 01:04:01 PM »
Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on June 22, 2006, 12:59:07 PM
Just don't end it with him being gratefull she has all of her teeth  ;D ;D ;D

Ahem... you never even let me finish that story, luv buns. It was stricken before I got to the good part.  :-*
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Re: BKS
« Reply #674 on: June 22, 2006, 01:06:41 PM »
Yes you're right love button.  Take us all back to Yellowknife. :-*
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