If I cut my number in 1/2 and devided by 5 I would still have more experence...
dude, no wonder your always sore.  You truly are the the cock master  

I'm surprised you can even sit.  They probably give you a colonoscopy with the camcorder.
No OSF, it's San Carlos Gutierrez Domingo Ramierez Alfonso Velasquez Jimenez Juan Jorge Angel Antonio.  Get it straight!