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Re: BKS
« Reply #5075 on: July 19, 2007, 12:39:41 AM »

Here ya go,
...or is this not the kind of candy you're refering to?
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5076 on: July 19, 2007, 05:59:44 AM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on July 19, 2007, 12:39:41 AM

Here ya go,
...or is this not the kind of candy you're refering to?
We have plenty of "snacks" we were looking for a "treat"... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5077 on: July 23, 2007, 07:24:40 AM »
There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5078 on: July 24, 2007, 11:29:46 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 23, 2007, 07:24:40 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket...
...when things didn't go his way he said fucket...
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5079 on: July 25, 2007, 07:43:10 AM »
..then he'd jerk his gherkin and splat in a bucket...


what?  not the same one?

JERKS

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Re: BKS
« Reply #5080 on: July 26, 2007, 06:03:51 AM »
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5081 on: July 26, 2007, 08:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 26, 2007, 06:03:51 AM
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D

who liked a well hung gent... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5082 on: July 27, 2007, 05:07:12 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 26, 2007, 06:03:51 AM
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D
Quote from: Migs on July 26, 2007, 08:28:32 PM
who liked a well hung gent... ;D
...he unzipped and then he was spent... :-[
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5083 on: July 27, 2007, 05:32:55 AM »
Damm you guys cant do a dirty limerick for shit... >:(

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a girl, I could fuck it."

or

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
Bug imagine the money he saved
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5084 on: July 27, 2007, 05:38:30 AM »
That's why you're our leader. We bow down to Lord Fucktard. ;)
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5085 on: July 27, 2007, 06:17:33 AM »
Quote from: DerekR on July 27, 2007, 05:38:30 AM
That's why you're our leader. We bow down to Lord Fucktard. ;)
False praise will only get you promoted... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5086 on: July 27, 2007, 06:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 27, 2007, 06:17:33 AM
False praise will only get you promoted... ;D
...and maybe a giggle at more dirty limericks ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5087 on: July 27, 2007, 07:10:42 AM »
Here ya go...

Quote from: Always Sore on July 26, 2007, 06:03:51 AM
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D

Who wouldn't come out but for Lent,
The rest of the time,
She always felt fine,
She was lending herself to a gent.

or

There once was a man from Kent,
whose c*ck was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.

 ;D

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Re: BKS
« Reply #5088 on: July 27, 2007, 07:15:45 AM »
Quote from: mish on July 27, 2007, 07:10:42 AM
Here ya go...

Who wouldn't come out but for Lent,
The rest of the time,
She always felt fine,
She was lending herself to a gent.

or

There once was a man from Kent,
whose c*ck was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.

 ;D


LOL How come you are the one who knows these..Dirty girl... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5089 on: July 27, 2007, 07:26:11 AM »
Quote from: mish on July 27, 2007, 07:10:42 AM
Here ya go...

Who wouldn't come out but for Lent,
The rest of the time,
She always felt fine,
She was lending herself to a gent.

or

There once was a man from Kent,
whose c*ck was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.

 ;D


*clapping to himself* ...me likey ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5090 on: July 27, 2007, 07:31:11 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 27, 2007, 07:15:45 AM
LOL How come you are the one who knows these..Dirty girl... ;D

Oh the things you don't know about me... ;) :D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5091 on: July 27, 2007, 08:01:39 AM »
Quote from: mish on July 27, 2007, 07:31:11 AM
Oh the things you don't know about me... ;) :D
Oh but the things I do... ;)

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Re: BKS
« Reply #5092 on: July 27, 2007, 09:01:21 AM »
 Shhh... :-[


HAHAHAHA!!!  ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5093 on: July 27, 2007, 01:52:12 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 27, 2007, 05:32:55 AM
Damm you guys cant do a dirty limerick for shit... >:(


Ya I was starting to think the same thing myself.

OK, here's my attempt. not so much a limerick, ...but a little tale (Consider reading it with a Scottish accent)

Have you heard the tale of Screwy Dick?
The poor lad was cursed at birth, with a corkscrew prick.  :'(
Well, ...he searched the world over in a futile hunt,
To find a young lassie, with a spiral ####

When at last he did find her, ...you know he nearly dropped dead.  :o
Seems the gosh darned thing, ...had a left hand thread!

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Re: BKS
« Reply #5094 on: July 27, 2007, 02:44:59 PM »
Here I go again ;D

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

or

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5095 on: July 28, 2007, 05:57:13 AM »
Quote from: mish on July 27, 2007, 02:44:59 PM
Here I go again ;D

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

or

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
LOL Very good smurfette..and the smallest little lamb will lead the way... ;D
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5096 on: July 28, 2007, 10:59:39 AM »
rofl, dirty girl
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5097 on: August 02, 2007, 07:30:35 AM »
I have had a long week and could use a bit of down time..and by down time I mean football game on cold drink in hand and nothing on my agenda.
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5098 on: August 02, 2007, 07:35:30 PM »
that sounds good!
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Re: BKS
« Reply #5099 on: August 03, 2007, 06:06:56 AM »
Quote from: Migs on August 02, 2007, 07:35:30 PM
that sounds good!
Hows the 3 jobs coming?
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