Author Topic: Rude Questions People Ask Me (Read 28558 times)

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #50 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:32:59 PM »

I think I know how he "broke in" the bodybuilding scene and earned his name. I bet "NPCOCK" would hang out backstage at all the major bodybuilding competions working as a water boy/posing oil man. He would start telling the pros how he aspires to be a PRO WELTERWEIGHT BODYBUILDER and when they were distracted he would spike their drinks with viagra. Then when they were about to go onstage NPCOCK says, "wait a minute there bros, you can't go out there with those striated vascular cocks hanging out. I'm your water boy, and it's my duty to suck you off. There's simply no other option!" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHA Gayer than liberaces piano auctioned off on ebay.

sarcasm · « **Reply #51 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:35:33 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 01:32:23 PM

The NPCOK appreciation thread started by sarcasm was deleted by an unknown GB moderator.

In it Dan-O said (regarding NPCOK):

"Is this the guy who has the audacity to get offended when people ask him if he's on steroids even though he is?"

I would agree. If NPCOK is on steroids this thread is worthless.

the sad thing is he's juiced to the gills.

DK II · « **Reply #52 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:35:42 PM »

Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on May 24, 2006, 01:20:34 PM

I have a 7.5'' cock hahahahahahahahahahahaha haah

more like 7.5cm i guess
I heard people with large cocks don't need to boast about their size.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #53 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on May 24, 2006, 01:32:59 PM

I think I know how he "broke in" the bodybuilding scene and earned his name. I bet "NPCOCK" would hang out backstage at all the major bodybuilding competions working as a water boy/posing oil man. He would start telling the pros how he aspires to be a PRO WELTERWEIGHT BODYBUILDER and when they were distracted he would spike their drinks with viagra. Then when they were about to go onstage NPCOCK says, "wait a minute there bros, you can't go out there with those striated vascular cocks hanging out. I'm your water boy, and it's my duty to suck you off. There's simply no other option!" HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHA Gayer than liberaces piano auctioned off on ebay.

are you saying that npcok prays to the phallus god?

sarcasm · « **Reply #54 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:38:25 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 24, 2006, 01:35:42 PM

more like 7.5cm i guess
I heard people with large cocks don't need to boast about their size.

does your boyfriend brag about his?

DK II · « **Reply #55 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:39:43 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 01:32:23 PM

The NPCOK appreciation thread started by sarcasm was deleted by an unknown GB moderator.

In it Dan-O said (regarding NPCOK):

"Is this the guy who has the audacity to get offended when people ask him if he's on steroids even though he is?"

I would agree. If NPCOK is on steroids this thread is worthless.

Just forget about the 'if'. the thread IS worthless.

DK II · « **Reply #56 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:41:21 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 24, 2006, 01:38:25 PM

does your boyfriend brag about his?

Monkey who throw barrel don't need cock nor boyfriend.

monkey need banana.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #57 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:42:55 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on May 24, 2006, 01:36:49 PM

are you saying that npcok prays to the phallus god?

Yes. NPCOCK loves the cock. That is exactly what I am implying Sir William Idol.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #58 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:43:54 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 24, 2006, 01:35:42 PM

more like 7.5cm i guess
I heard people with large cocks don't need to boast about their size.

So you have only heard of people with large cocks. That means you have a small one.

sarcasm · « **Reply #59 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:45:12 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 01:44:42 PM

This thread is more suitable for musclemayhem where the competitors want to pretend steroids aren't a major factor in muscle gain and that they get that big from working hard in the gym and eating dry chicken and broccoli.

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forum

Newsflash, steroids are the #1 factor in what makes a pro a pro.

very true.

HICKSON · « **Reply #60 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:49:52 PM »

You ladies are hilarious....

You assume that the guy is "GEARED" without any proof.... Thats funny...

But I do want to see your reasoning behind the "this thread is worthless if hes on the sauce" discussion
because I don't see it yet....

Matt C · « **Reply #61 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:51:38 PM »

Quote from: HICKSON on May 24, 2006, 01:49:52 PM

You ladies are hilarious....

You assume that the guy is "GEARED" without any proof.... Thats funny...

But I do want to see your reasoning behind the "this thread is worthless if hes on the sauce" discussion
because I don't see it yet....

If he's on the sauce and people are asking him if he's on the sauce he has no right to get defensive. He should own up to the fact that he uses.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #62 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:52:21 PM »

Quote from: HICKSON on May 24, 2006, 01:49:52 PM

You ladies are hilarious....

You assume that the guy is "GEARED" without any proof.... Thats funny...

But I do want to see your reasoning behind the "this thread is worthless if hes on the sauce" discussion
because I don't see it yet....

Go read his first post. It's implied in the wording.

Oliver Klaushof · « **Reply #63 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:53:29 PM »

Quote

People think that there is nothing more to it than taking a shot in the ass and working out every once in awhile. They don't see competitors doing two hours of cardio 6 days a week or eating 8 meal a day that taste like fucking cardboard or working out to the point of projectile vommiting..I own a personal training studio and work with clients 10-12 hours a day, and then have to get in two hours of cardio+weight training+8 solid meals.

DK II · « **Reply #64 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Oliver Klaushof on May 24, 2006, 01:43:54 PM

So you have only heard of people with large cocks. That means you have a small one.

Pimp your english and reread my sentence.

HICKSON · « **Reply #65 on:** May 24, 2006, 01:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 01:44:42 PM

This thread is more suitable for musclemayhem where the competitors want to pretend steroids aren't a major factor in muscle gain and that they get that big from working hard in the gym and eating dry chicken and broccoli.

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forum

Newsflash, steroids are the #1 factor in what makes a pro a pro.

Bullshit..... gear makes up 15-20% of a total overall development..
(IT GETS YOU OVER THE HUMP GENTICALLY WISE)

Nutrition 70%
Training 10%

example

A drag car....
On pump gas it hits 120mph @ 12.5 in the quarter mile....add a 150# shot of NOS it hits 145 @ 11.2 or so
but without the proper timing,fuel mix,tread, and driver reaction time that extra 1.3 seconds don't mean shit.. just a waste of about $100 venting into the air.

sarcasm · « **Reply #66 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 02:01:38 PM

This implies that Ronnie could compete at 240-270 shredded without steroids.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! an NPC jr. nationals level competitor in my gym said he saw Coleman off season at a show when he was off cycle and said to me, "dude, he was no bigger than you" talking about me and i'm 230.

DK II · « **Reply #67 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:05:54 PM »

Quote from: HICKSON on May 24, 2006, 01:59:04 PM

Bullshit..... gear makes up 15-20% of a total overall development..
(IT GETS YOU OVER THE HUMP GENTICALLY WISE)

Nutrition 70%
Training 10%

example

A drag car....
On pump gas it hits 120mph @ 12.5 in the quarter mile....add a 150# shot of NOS it hits 145 @ 11.2 or so
but without the proper timing,fuel mix,tread, and driver reaction time that extra 1.3 seconds don't mean shit.. just a waste of about $100 venting into the air.

No you're talking bullshit. Look at the studies Matt C refered to.
Get your lazy ass onto the couch and in front of the TV and slurp some protein shakes, if you are on roids you will build muscle and lose fat. No pro would be where he is if he didn't juice. If it was really that small a factor as you suggest, you would be able to find naturals at a mr o competition.

DK II · « **Reply #68 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:06:38 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 24, 2006, 02:04:58 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! an NPC jr. nationals level competitor in my gym said he saw Coleman off season at a show when he was off cycle and said to me, "dude, he was no bigger than you" talking about me and i'm 230.

You must be a monster

HICKSON · « **Reply #69 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:07:03 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 01:58:33 PM

Again, think about cattle. They are given hormones and do NOTHING and gain how many hundreds of pounds of lean tissue?

Also if you check any studies done by Shalender Bhasin and his colleagues you will see that those being injected with steroids doing NOTHING made greater gains in muscle mass than naturals training when both groups had the same diet!

Steroids are AS SIGNIFICANT or MORE SIGNIFICANT than any other factor. Period.

Yes and those very same cattle your referring to also were on a steady diet and also were pasture driven everyday.... a cow carrying 1500lbs of weight and given sauce will grow its inevitable..

Its the Myostatin gene in every animal that gives us our genetic limit, the gear just puts us over the hump.

sarcasm · « **Reply #70 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:07:36 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 24, 2006, 02:06:38 PM

You must be a monster

no he meant that Coleman wasn't big at all, he was probably clean at the time.

DK II · « **Reply #71 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:09:16 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on May 24, 2006, 02:07:36 PM

no he meant that Coleman wasn't big at all, he was probably clean at the time.

Now you missed out on a joke.

HICKSON · « **Reply #72 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:11:39 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on May 24, 2006, 02:05:54 PM

No you're talking bullshit. Look at the studies Matt C refered to.
Get your lazy ass onto the couch and in front of the TV and slurp some protein shakes, if you are on roids you will build muscle and lose fat. No pro would be where he is if he didn't juice. If it was really that small a factor as you suggest, you would be able to find naturals at a mr o competition.

I never said or implied that gear is not a determing factor at all I just said that it does not make up more than 20% of the overall task it takes to be a Pro or whatever.. Dont try and rewrite my sentences the Nintendo era is over...

sarcasm · « **Reply #73 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:13:08 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 02:08:57 PM

I believe it, since he is your height too. My friends saw him at the Arnold off cycle and said he looked "attainable". Maybe for them since they are easier gainers than I am. 230 at 5'11 is not small by any means but definitely not even close to what he was at his biggest at the 2004 Grand Prix Holland - 303 pounds shredded. It's nonsense to think Ronnie would be 240-270 shredded without steroids and anything else he does (GH, insulin, etc).

yeah i truly believe that he takes a little while off of just about everything to clean out, maybe it helps with the receptor siters when he goes back on.

HICKSON · « **Reply #74 on:** May 24, 2006, 02:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on May 24, 2006, 02:08:57 PM

I believe it, since he is your height too. My friends saw him at the Arnold off cycle and said he looked "attainable". Maybe for them since they are easier gainers than I am. 230 at 5'11 is not small by any means but definitely not even close to what he was at his biggest at the 2004 Grand Prix Holland - 303 pounds shredded. It's nonsense to think Ronnie would be 240-270 shredded without steroids and anything else he does (GH, insulin, etc).

Sarcasm made this comment on another thread...

"Its funny now that i saw Commando w/ Arnold that back then I thought he was a big dude, now I saw that movie the other day and I say that his physic in that film was easily attainable..

The same goes with the public that is not exposed to the BB scene if they saw that movie today they still think Arnold is huge and juiced to the gills...