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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2006, 02:21:10 PM »
I am a national level bodybuilder, but I am not by any means a "mass monster" I compete as a middleweight/welterweight, and I'm 5'5.... yet people are always walking up asking me questions about steriods.




Do like I do if someone offends me. Tell them to go fuck themselves. Word will then get around your an asshole and nobody will ask you dumb fucking questions.
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2006, 02:25:51 PM »
I am a national level bodybuilder, but I am not by any means a "mass monster" I compete as a middleweight/welterweight, and I'm 5'5.... yet people are always walking up asking me questions about steriods.

What if I walked up to every out of shape person in the gym and asked: "do you eat alot of gravy"... oh I'm sorry I just assumed you couldn't get THAT out of shape unless you drank gravy all the time. I would be an asshole right.... or If I walked up to some obviously weak guy who was struggling with minimal weight and asked him if he was talking estrogen pills.... oh I'm sorry I just assumed that you could not have been so weak naturally.

People think that there is nothing more to it than taking a shot in the ass and working out every once in awhile. They don't see competitors doing two hours of cardio 6 days a week or eating 8 meal a day that taste like fucking cardboard or working out to the point of projectile vommiting..I own a personal training studio and work with clients 10-12 hours a day, and then have to get in two hours of cardio+weight training+8 solid meals.

I wake up at 4 a.m. every day and finish my day around 8p.m. The average person could not handle this for 1 week, yet they still assume it's nothing more than taking a little juice that seperates you from them.

I feel for you and i don't even go all out like you do.......... I train hard and eat good watch how much i party (i am 20 i need to live life) and this is without any friends that lift or eat healthy. I am 200lbs at 6ft and pretty lean and i don't consider myself to be that large yet (i am just hitten my groove) but i get asked crap like that from people who are you say either fat asses or skinny twigs and it's obivous they have 0 knowlegde about treating your body right in terms of being active and eating healthy. I have had rumors go around about what i supposedly use and how i use it and somtimes it's just ridiculas, but then i realize they say that cause they are complete morons and it makes me laugh. I just look forward to 5..... 10 years in the future and think how i will look if i keep at it and what those retards that don't take care of themselves will look like ;D
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2006, 02:39:19 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! an NPC jr. nationals level competitor in my gym said he saw Coleman off season at a show when he was off cycle and said to me, "dude, he was no bigger than you" talking about me and i'm 230.

You are a delusional and insecure little blowhard. How big were your arms before taking steroids, 16.5"?
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« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2006, 02:42:42 PM »
Possibly because it is?

LOL. Matt C thinks he's just a few cycles away from having 20" arms and a 500 lb bench. ::)
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2006, 02:43:17 PM »
This thread is more suitable for musclemayhem where the competitors want to pretend steroids aren't a major factor in muscle gain and that they get that big from working hard in the gym and eating dry chicken and broccoli.

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forum

Newsflash, steroids are the #1 factor in what makes a pro a pro.

I would say they are #2

#1 is structure. Without a good structure, even if you juice you will look like shit

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« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2006, 03:47:43 PM »
If he's on the sauce and people are asking him if he's on the sauce he has no right to get defensive.  He should own up to the fact that he uses.

no he shouldn't admit to using illegal drugs to some random person on the street that asks him if he uses

that's none of their business

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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2006, 03:51:17 PM »
I believe it, since he is your height too.  My friends saw him at the Arnold off cycle and said he looked "attainable".  Maybe for them since they are easier gainers than I am. 


did they see him with his shirt off or in clothes?

7% bodyfat at 230 will look smaller in clothes than 230 at 20% bodyfat which is what I'm betting your friends are around

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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2006, 03:58:27 PM »
Nope, never said that.

But I go on record to say that no one would have 20" arms or bench 500 WITHOUT steroids.

That's cause you reatarded DUH DA DUH :P

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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2006, 04:04:59 PM »
i "know a guy" who did steroids....npccocklover is on steroids.

whoever thinks steroids aren't a MAJOR factor....well you're an idiot, give your "training& diet, bro" too much credit, or have never done it themselves.
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2006, 04:09:25 PM »
i "know a guy" who did steroids....npccocklover is on steroids.

whoever thinks steroids aren't a MAJOR factor....well you're an idiot, give your "training& diet, bro" too much credit, or have never done it themselves.

Everyone knows it's a mojor factor when your talkin about being a top level BBer or a pro but when your just inshape and kinda big for your height and your lean some people assume you must be taking somthing when it can easily be attained naturally.
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2006, 04:12:29 PM »
The 500 pound bench is debatable.  It might be possible to achieve that naturally but I would say naturals who bench 500 are few and far between.

As for a 20" muscular arm naturally - no chance.  Unless the person is 6'5 maybe.

Well that was kinda the point cause you said

But I go on record to say that no one would have 20" arms or bench 500 WITHOUT steroids.

Tall guys can get 20inches no prob if they are serious lifters and natural powerlifters could do 500lbs benches :)

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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2006, 04:14:09 PM »
Everyone knows it's a mojor factor when your talkin about being a top level BBer or a pro but when your just inshape and kinda big for your height and your lean some people assume you must be taking somthing when it can easily be attained naturally.

wouldn't you agree the guy in the banana hammock photo up there is just a touch above "kinda big and lean" though?
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2006, 04:14:56 PM »
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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2006, 04:21:16 PM »
wouldn't you agree the guy in the banana hammock photo up there is just a touch above "kinda big and lean" though?

You mean Npcok?

He doesn't look that huge to me, just ripped.
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« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2006, 04:22:38 PM »
You mean Npcok?

He doesn't look that huge to me, just ripped.

he looks better to me than anyone i've ever seen who doesn't wear posing trunks.
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Re: Rude Questions People Ask Me
« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2006, 04:38:18 PM »
Why would NPCOK have the audacity to get offended when someone accuses him of using steroids when he does lol.

NPCOK = National Physique Committee Oklahoma.

Exactly.

The fact is, he can call people skinny twigs or whatever, but when you take away the juice how big would this guy be. 145 maybe. He's only 5'5''
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« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2006, 04:43:22 PM »
lol, I think NPCOK expected a series of mayhem-like replies where everyone jumps in and says that it's the hard training and diet that makes people grow and ignore the fact that steroids are a huge factor.

Some of them want to pretend that.  I guess if it makes them feel better about themselves, why not?

lol yes. I bet he is not used to having his ego completely crushed. Bodybuilding is an ego driven sport.
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« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2006, 04:48:41 PM »
He must have expected everyone to kiss his ass and ask him a bunch of dumbass questions like, "what exercises do you do for your deltoids blah blah blah." hahahah.
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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2006, 04:52:16 PM »
LOL!  Yep.  That and give him praise for his "iron warrior" work ethic.

Yeah, it's really hard to fill a syringe up with gear and inject it into your quad lol.

HAHAHA. Yes. As long as you have a decent structure, all you need to do is inject yourself with juice and lift heavy with shitty form. That's the reality.
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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2006, 04:54:50 PM »
when i was younger i asked a guy what he did to get so big he said eat doughnuts after you workout...i thaught he was full of shit.. well one day he asked me to lift with him and i did after the workout when we were leaving in the locker he had half a dozen krispy kreme doughnuts....

p.s. he also did 2 hours of cardio a day to keep in shape lol

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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2006, 04:57:38 PM »
Can't forget eating though.  But that really isn't all that complicated.

Yep. That almost comes natural though. Your body will demand more food to maintain that size. It's funny how the pros act like you need a degree to figure it out. It's not rocket science by any means. Even if you have shitty structure, if you juice, you will look very impressive to the average schmoe walking down the street. You may even be the MR.Olympia.
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2006, 05:00:25 PM »
when i was younger i asked a guy what he did to get so big he said eat doughnuts after you workout...i thaught he was full of shit.. well one day he asked me to lift with him and i did after the workout when we were leaving in the locker he had half a dozen krispy kreme doughnuts....

p.s. he also did 2 hours of cardio a day to keep in shape lol

These guys party and drink and skip work outs and some even use recreational drugs. They just compensate for this by upping the dosages and lifting heavy weights with shitty form again. Do you really think these guys know more than you? You can do a little research and figure it all out in a week. That's why some people like bodybuilding....anyone can do it, and it's so subjective that everyone is an expert.
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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2006, 05:03:52 PM »
he was a cop and said he never did roids he just had a good meatbolism...... not all cops take roids only the pro ones  ;D

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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2006, 05:10:27 PM »
NPCOK.. GET OVER YOURSELF BRO.. YOU OBVIOUSLY LIFT AND JUICE AND COMPETE BECAUSE U WANT ATTENTION DRAWN TO THE WAY YOU LOOK.. GOOD OR BAD, DEAL WITH IT AND STOP CRYING.. IF U DONT WANT PEOPLE ASKING YOU STUPID QUESTIONS... TRY EASING OFF THE JUICE KID!

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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2006, 05:11:22 PM »
Well, Ronnie wasn't breaking any laws. He had a prescription I'm sure.
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