Rude Questions People Ask Me

[sarcasm]

You are a delusional and insecure little blowhard. How big were your arms before taking steroids, 16.5"?

ok, you huge massively strong beast you, hahahaha 260lbs. with a 320lb. bench for 4 reps and a 205 standing push press, hahahahahahahahaha.

[toolarge4u]

uuuhhh, i'm so scared...

Maybe you can show us how these moves work over the internet, dumbass...

dont make me ethernet armbar you

[LuciusFox]

yeah that is sad matt but it isn't just bodybuilders

it's about 90% of society

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  We are social animals

[tom joad]

NPCOK, you say that you are not being given credit by strangers for your hard work in the gym and your dedication to good bodybuilding nutrition.  So how much of a role do you feel juicing has played in achieving your physique?    

[sarcasm]

I also would like to invite all of the internet tough guys on this thread to the zoo this weekend. We will be throwing rocks at the lions and tigers...oh I know it sounds dangerous, but not to worry....The animals are in cages and they will not be able to hurt you. It's going to be such a rush...I mean just think...trying to piss off a creature that could tear you to pieces from a safe distance...it must make you feel like your 7 foot tall and bulletproof....afterward s we can all go back to my place and email some UFC fighters from an anonymous email address and tell them they are pussies....it's going to be sooo much fun. Sarcasm I know I can count on you to be there

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

[Mars]

ok, you huge massively strong beast you, hahahaha 260lbs. with a 320lb. bench for 4 reps and a 205 standing push press, hahahahahahahahaha.

Haha yes he's such a little fat tool.

[LuciusFox]

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

  Who'll be responsible for bringing the "protection"?

[tom joad]

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

when you meet NPCOK, don't ask him if he juices, he'll get really mad.

[sarcasm]

when you meet NPCOK, don't ask him if he juices, he'll get really mad.

he won't do shit.

[jaejonna]

Tulsa is too far away for me to take a sh*t... i live in NYC bro , and MMA stuff is all nice but when your ass gets kicked dont go to sensai and ask wh ythe drills didnt work.
NP COCK was a name someone else gave you , i just reiterated it , oh so your a trainer ? wow going places with that career , must be happy making 20 thousand a year ..hahah in Tulsa no less..hahah
Internet nerd I am not, oh cause i dont put up my pic that makes me steve urkel right ..hahaha ..see this it the thing ... I dont need people to tell me ..hey you look good ...by posting a pic.. conversely why open myself up to ridicule ?? Ronnie is the champ and he gets shitted on daily... so regardless , i am smart enough to know that once you put up a pic there is no going back.. however I will say that I definitely dwarf the shit out of you ..what your like 160 ...hahahha you use steroids right ? hahhah . I do this for fun... this is your life ambition not mine, i couldnt care less about gettin in front of 12 people at the Mr. Tulsa...but if you ever want to be a tourist and visit the BIG APPLE then holla at me dawg and we can have a Mix Martial Arts fight anywhere and Ill have it taped, but to tell you the truth Im outta your wieght class... Im 195, play 3 to four hours of B Ball easily, meaning i have stamina and more importantly i have been in REAL fights, no refs, no point, no classes.. and after your knocked out, imma put your mouth on the curb and step down , where im from thats called a mouthful..not the type of mouthful your thinking of johnnycakes..
So dont come here tryin to terrify everyone by calling every body an internet geek, cause some of us bench your total weight in each hand (ie 160 dmbbells) and cause we dont go on stage doesnt me were not big dudes. I have respect for those (some of them anyways) that go on stage but its not for me, some of us have careeers outside of a gym ...

ok this is too long a post for too small a boy,
if you want to be Own3d in person come to the big city, i will take a pic of me doing an R kelly on your ass..hahah

ps ..genetically speaking you should never got on stage again ...

pss...jaeOw3d 

[Matt C]

http://www.bodybuilders.com/robinson.htm

[Earl1972]

  We are social animals

social haha says the guy that has posted nearly 8000 times in a month

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[HICKSON]

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

I'll take that offer hommie... just to kick it and talk some shit...

[Laura Lee]

I also would like to invite all of the internet tough guys on this thread to the zoo this weekend. We will be throwing rocks at the lions and tigers...oh I know it sounds dangerous, but not to worry....The animals are in cages and they will not be able to hurt you. It's going to be such a rush...I mean just think...trying to piss off a creature that could tear you to pieces from a safe distance...it must make you feel like your 7 foot tall and bulletproof....afterward s we can all go back to my place and email some UFC fighters from an anonymous email address and tell them they are pussies....it's going to be sooo much fun. Sarcasm I know I can count on you to be there

That was good. 

[HICKSON]

Tulsa is too far away for me to take a sh*t... i live in NYC bro , and MMA stuff is all nice but when your ass gets kicked dont go to sensai and ask wh ythe drills didnt work.
NP COCK was a name someone else gave you , i just reiterated it , oh so your a trainer ? wow going places with that career , must be happy making 20 thousand a year ..hahah in Tulsa no less..hahah
Internet nerd I am not, oh cause i dont put up my pic that makes me steve urkel right ..hahaha ..see this it the thing ... I dont need people to tell me ..hey you look good ...by posting a pic.. conversely why open myself up to ridicule ?? Ronnie is the champ and he gets shitted on daily... so regardless , i am smart enough to know that once you put up a pic there is no going back.. however I will say that I definitely dwarf the shit out of you ..what your like 160 ...hahahha you use steroids right ? hahhah . I do this for fun... this is your life ambition not mine, i couldnt care less about gettin in front of 12 people at the Mr. Tulsa...but if you ever want to be a tourist and visit the BIG APPLE then holla at me dawg and we can have a Mix Martial Arts fight anywhere and Ill have it taped, but to tell you the truth Im outta your wieght class... Im 195, play 3 to four hours of B Ball easily, meaning i have stamina and more importantly i have been in REAL fights, no refs, no point, no classes.. and after your knocked out, imma put your mouth on the curb and step down , where im from thats called a mouthful..not the type of mouthful your thinking of johnnycakes..
So dont come here tryin to terrify everyone by calling every body an internet geek, cause some of us bench your total weight in each hand (ie 160 dmbbells) and cause we dont go on stage doesnt me were not big dudes. I have respect for those (some of them anyways) that go on stage but its not for me, some of us have careeers outside of a gym ...

ok this is too long a post for too small a boy,
if you want to be Own3d in person come to the big city, i will take a pic of me doing an R kelly on your ass..hahah

ps ..genetically speaking you should never got on stage again ...

pss...jaeOw3d 

"WARNING.... WARNING.... M3LTDOWN.....M3LTDOWN... ..clear the site, save the pics..... EVACUATE NOW"

[jaejonna]

"WARNING.... WARNING.... M3LTDOWN.....M3LTDOWN... ..clear the site, save the pics..... EVACUATE NOW"

True that , it was kinda m3ltd0wnish .... thats why i hate writing long post....

[NPCOK]

dont make me ethernet armbar you

that one was actually pretty funny

[Dnizneer]

I am a national level bodybuilder, but I am not by any means a "mass monster" I compete as a middleweight/welterweight, and I'm 5'5.... yet people are always walking up asking me questions about steriods.

What if I walked up to every out of shape person in the gym and asked: "do you eat alot of gravy"... oh I'm sorry I just assumed you couldn't get THAT out of shape unless you drank gravy all the time. I would be an asshole right.... or If I walked up to some obviously weak guy who was struggling with minimal weight and asked him if he was talking estrogen pills.... oh I'm sorry I just assumed that you could not have been so weak naturally.

People think that there is nothing more to it than taking a shot in the ass and working out every once in awhile. They don't see competitors doing two hours of cardio 6 days a week or eating 8 meal a day that taste like fucking cardboard or working out to the point of projectile vommiting..I own a personal training studio and work with clients 10-12 hours a day, and then have to get in two hours of cardio+weight training+8 solid meals.

I wake up at 4 a.m. every day and finish my day around 8p.m. The average person could not handle this for 1 week, yet they still assume it's nothing more than taking a little juice that seperates you from them.

What the fk is wrong with gravy?

[anvil]

Yeah, I drink gravy while I walk on the treadmill at 5:00 a.m.  Is that not okay?

[jaejonna]

that one was actually pretty funny

TRANSLATION : I HAVE BEEN OWN3D BY ALL THOSE WHO HAE POST ON THE BOARDS, I WILL TAKE MY MEDICINE LIKE A MAN AND FALL BACK. THIS COMPLIEMENT TO AN OWNING IS AN ATTEMPT TO WIN PEOPLE OVER, I FEEL LIKE CRAP RIGHT NOW, I THINK I WILL DO PUSH UPS UNDER MY DOOR.

[jaejonna]

and no i dont stop, i wont stop, i dont know how to stop, i will keep owning you till the day owning you isnt fun. right now its fun.

NPCOK = Own3d

[Dnizneer]

all this noise coming from a guy 5'5" 155lbs. with 14 inch arms and 20 inch legs, oh but you're ripped, hahahahahaha, i'm absolutely terrified tell you what PM me, i'm in Missouri not far from you at all, and we'll set up a little "talk", how's that tough guy?

Do a lot of clan members live in Missouri? Thats what my friend said when he went there. I hope your not one of them.

[Dnizneer]

Yeah, I drink gravy while I walk on the treadmill at 5:00 a.m.  Is that not okay?

Thats fine. Have you tried using gravy in your post workout shake?

[Dnizneer]

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Do you like gravy?

[anvil]

Thats fine. Have you tried using gravy in your post workout shake?

No, I generally blend up some doughnuts, french fries, and a can of copenhagen in 32 oz. of beer for my post workout shake.  Maybe I should switch