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Gym Beasts!
« on: May 25, 2006, 05:14:23 PM »
Beast #1 - 6' 200lbs 15%bf
Wearing dark sunglasses
In work boots
Doing side laterals in the squat rack.

Beast #2 - 6'2 280lbs 18%bf
Shrugging a brutal 2 plates on the Smith Machine
Monster Bloating from whatever drugs he was on
Weak as hell.

Where do these people come from?
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2006, 05:18:51 PM »
beast #3. made sure his icon didn't show the other 95% of his drive-in screen forehead. wastes hours of effort per day giving a shit about other people in the gym. comes online to make himself feel better because he has zero self-esteem when he's not at his computer.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2006, 05:19:54 PM »
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beast #3. made sure his icon didn't show the other 95% of his drive-in screen forehead. wastes hours of effort per day giving a shit about other people in the gym. comes online to make himself feel better because he has zero self-esteem when he's not at his computer.
We're not talking about me.  I was referring to the beasts in the gym, like you.  Don't project onto others, just worry about yourself.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2006, 05:23:30 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Beast #1 - 6' 200lbs 15%bf
Wearing dark sunglasses
In work boots
Doing side laterals in the squat rack.

Beast #2 - 6'2 280lbs 18%bf
Shrugging a brutal 2 plates on the Smith Machine
Monster Bloating from whatever drugs he was on
Weak as hell.

Where do these people come from?

I dunno man but it's irritating.

Yesterday this kid must have been a buck fifty was doing shrugs in the squat rack.  Pussy only had 6 plates a side.  After he was finished i walked over and threw on a few more plates and did some curls with it while staring at him.

Prime on. 8)
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2006, 05:25:08 PM »
Quote from: Prime on May 25, 2006, 05:23:30 PM
I dunno man but it's irritating.

Yesterday this kid must have been a buck fifty was doing shrugs in the squat rack.  Pussy only had 6 plates a side.  After he was finished i walked over and threw on a few more plates and did some curls with it while staring at him.

Prime on. 8)

hell yeah man. i was spotting this little pussy benching 455. he thought he got 7 reps, but it was really just me starting with my 21s. he got out from under the bar and ran away crying. then i had sex with his girlfriend.

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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2006, 05:38:14 PM »
I was spotting this 400 pound monster the other day while he was doing behind the neck presses and when he couldn't get his 5th rep with 600 pounds I laughed at him and walked away calling him a paul dillet!

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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2006, 05:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Beast #1 - 6' 200lbs 15%bf
Wearing dark sunglasses
In work boots
Doing side laterals in the squat rack.

Beast #2 - 6'2 280lbs 18%bf
Shrugging a brutal 2 plates on the Smith Machine
Monster Bloating from whatever drugs he was on
Weak as hell.

Where do these people come from?


Not everyone can be as brutally huge and powerful as you, "Croatch". ::)
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2006, 05:52:19 PM »
Oh I forgot:
Beast #3
This assclown put 385 on the squat rack and knocked out a sick 2 reps.  Monster depth of 3" per squat attempt.  I laugh to myself then did my 10 plates a side on leg press past parallel.  Guy was a BEAST!
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2006, 05:53:36 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 05:19:54 PM
just worry about yourself.

Do you find it ironic that you posted this little ditty yet you started a thread whose sole purpose was worrying about two guys in your gym?

Honestly, why do you care about other people in your gym? As long as they leave you alone how do they affect you?
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2006, 06:04:32 PM »
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Do you find it ironic that you posted this little ditty yet you started a thread whose sole purpose was worrying about two guys in your gym?
I purposely contradicted myself there for amusement.

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Honestly, why do you care about other people in your gym? As long as they leave you alone how do they affect you?
I don't sit up late at night thinking about these people, but can't help laughing when I see them.  They can't help but affect me in some way.  If you see a guy wearing a thong rocking 115lbs on flat bench and not laugh, more power to you.  I keeps it real!
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2006, 06:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 06:04:32 PM
I purposely contradicted myself there for amusement.
I don't sit up late at night thinking about these people, but can't help laughing when I see them.  They can't help but affect me in some way.  If you see a guy wearing a thong rocking 115lbs on flat bench and not laugh, more power to you.  I keeps it real!

 ::)

Apparently you keep it real enough so that when you get home those people you don't sit up late at night thinking about are still on your mind enough to start a thread about them.

And instead of laughing at some doofus at the gym I have your threads to amuse me, watching you jump on your soapbox to rail against steroid users and assorted gym members that have no bearing on your life is all the amusement I need.

More power to you.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2006, 06:45:45 PM »
I hope that when I'm 28, I do work-at-home for a living and still live with roommatesl, you know "just kicking it".... ::)
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2006, 07:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 06:04:32 PM
I don't sit up late at night thinking about these people, but can't help laughing when I see them.  They can't help but affect me in some way.  If you see a guy wearing a thong rocking 115lbs on flat bench and not laugh, more power to you.  I keeps it real!

no, you sit up thinking about them enough to have to come back and immediately start writing about them. is there a more trite thread topic than funny people in the gym? you could pick up any magazine in a given month and have a good chance that there's an article with a title like "don't be this guy" and see anything you could think of for here.

you aren't funny, you aren't original, and you end up looking sad because you started a thread hoping everyone would laugh with you about "gym beasts", but i don't give a shit about people in MY gym, what the fuck makes you think i want to read about people in yours? get off your high horse and get a life, loser.

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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2006, 08:21:49 PM »
Croatch. You know what they say: those that matter don't care and those that care don't matter. Take a minute and decide which one you want to be.

Nope. wrong answer.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2006, 08:38:33 PM »
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you aren't funny, you aren't original, and you end up looking sad because you started a thread hoping everyone would laugh with you about "gym beasts", but i don't give a shit about people in MY gym, what the f**k makes you think i want to read about people in yours? get off your high horse and get a life, loser.
Translation.  I take steroids and look mediocre.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2006, 08:49:49 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Beast #1 - 6' 200lbs 15%bf
Wearing dark sunglasses
In work boots
Doing side laterals in the squat rack.

Beast #2 - 6'2 280lbs 18%bf
Shrugging a brutal 2 plates on the Smith Machine
Monster Bloating from whatever drugs he was on
Weak as hell.

Where do these people come from?


try doing 2 plates on the smith but holding them for a count of 3 up near your ears going super slow...Take a good look at the guy doing that and then the 180 pound guy in the power rack doing what he thinks are shrugs with 4 plates...Where he is basically moving no more then a half inch(now that is the joke)
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2006, 08:51:57 PM »
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try doing 2 plates on the smith but holding them for a count of 3 up near your ears going super slow...Take a good look at the guy doing that and then the 180 pound guy in the power rack doing what he thinks are shrugs with 4 plates...Where he is basically moving no more then a half inch(now that is the joke)
Agreed.  I can't take the monsters in the squat rack busting 3 plates for 2" squats.  It kills me everytime.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2006, 08:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 05:14:23 PM
Beast #1 - 6' 200lbs 15%bf
Wearing dark sunglasses
In work boots
Doing side laterals in the squat rack.

Beast #2 - 6'2 280lbs 18%bf
Shrugging a brutal 2 plates on the Smith Machine
Monster Bloating from whatever drugs he was on
Weak as hell.

Where do these people come from?


Wass it these azzclowns?
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2006, 09:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 08:38:33 PM
Translation.  I take steroids and look mediocre.

wrong on both counts. i'm natural and look like shit.  ;D
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2006, 10:28:38 PM »
how come every other day when sarcasm starts a thread like this there is no hate on him?
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2006, 10:38:10 PM »
Quote from: Cavalier22 on May 25, 2006, 10:28:38 PM
how come every other day when sarcasm starts a thread like this there is no hate on him?

sarcasm's special. in that "short bus" kind of way.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2006, 12:40:26 AM »
Quote from: Prime on May 25, 2006, 05:23:30 PM
I dunno man but it's irritating.

Yesterday this kid must have been a buck fifty was doing shrugs in the squat rack.  Pussy only had 6 plates a side.  After he was finished i walked over and threw on a few more plates and did some curls with it while staring at him.

Prime on. 8)

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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2006, 07:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on May 25, 2006, 08:38:33 PM
Translation.  I take steroids and look mediocre.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2006, 09:09:57 AM »
ya'll should be concern about your own workout, not what the other loser is pushing.
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Re: Gym Beasts!
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2006, 09:13:12 AM »
Quote from: MisterMagoo on May 25, 2006, 09:41:12 PM
wrong on both counts. i'm natural and look like shit.  ;D

 
   Hahahahaha.....you got him there ;D
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