lol,i cant even carry any toast since i have an extensive criminal backround,im not proud of that but thats just the way it is to be truthful.its funny though cause i was training last year with some correction officer guy and he told me to hold his fanny pack while he put on his lifting belt,the fanny pack felt like it had a brick inside it,i asked him in a nice way what the hell is in there,he opened it up and sure enough it was a sweet lookin 9