Adonis,
Why do you even bother to use your "sarcasm" account to come to your own rescue??
Just use your True Adonis screen-name.... after all, Adonis complimenting himself in the third person would be much less uncharacteristically schizophrenic than "sarcasm" giving a positive critique of someone else's physique.
It's not big... it's not funny... it's not clever... and it's not fooling anyone. Actually it's the most transparently pathetic diagnostic of crippling insecurity.
Monster alter ego... brutal self-affirmation.
The Luke