Author Topic: Homeless Bodybuilder (Read 11882 times)

New York · « **on:** May 29, 2006, 04:49:07 PM »

A few year's back, i used to work out at this community gym. This was a place where everyone was tight and it stand's out as being the best gym i've ever worked out in.They did'nt have a lot of equipment, but the people there were the best. I lost contact with a few of the guy's there and ever so often i wonder what those guy's are up to. Today i ran into one of the guy's from back in the day, he's homeless but he's still a fuckin' beast!! They had a bench and strength contest at the center(most push-up's and most rep's with 225#}" Dana" came strolling by with his cart full of can's and wanted to enter but the security would'nt let him thru because of his obvious appearance.These kid's were talking mad shit about how no bum could ever beat them...go take a bath and all sort's of shit. One of the women at the booth remembered him and let him in. OH MY GOD.. why did they do that?! This one dude they call "Push-up king", he's got record's for doing the most push-up's....got blasted!!! Some kid's that play for S.U.N.Y got blasted in the bench, Dana did 32 rep's easy! I guess these cat's felt kind of humiliated and they challenged Dana to a deadlift contest. He did'nt win but he was impressive nontheless, he pulled 505#. Dude is fuckin' homeless, no nutrition,no resting no nothing! His diet consist's of potato chip's and air straight up.I talked with him for awhile afterward's and asked him where doe's he train. Behind a piano store not to far from the center, he has these bucket's that was once filled with tar, now filled up with rock's hooked up to a steel pole that he use's for benchin,curling etc; a jump rope, and cinder block's that he use's for certain excercise's. For winning the strength contest they offered him a membership and he declined, he said that he like's his equipment better! Moral of the story...you never know who you're talkin' to, so keep your fucking trap shut! Go Dana Dane!!!!

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:56:32 PM »

Quote from: New york on May 29, 2006, 04:49:07 PM

A few year's back, i used to work out at this community gym. This was a place where everyone was tight and it stand's out as being the best gym i've ever worked out in.They did'nt have a lot of equipment, but the people there were the best. I lost contact with a few of the guy's there and ever so often i wonder what those guy's are up to. Today i ran into one of the guy's from back in the day, he's homeless but he's still a fuckin' beast!! They had a bench and strength contest at the center(most push-up's and most rep's with 225#}" Dana" came strolling by with his cart full of can's and wanted to enter but the security would'nt let him thru because of his obvious appearance.These kid's were talking mad shit about how no bum could ever beat them...go take a bath and all sort's of shit. One of the women at the booth remembered him and let him in. OH MY GOD.. why did they do that?! This one dude they call "Push-up king", he's got record's for doing the most push-up's....got blasted!!! Some kid's that play for S.U.N.Y got blasted in the bench, Dana did 32 rep's easy! I guess these cat's felt kind of humiliated and they challenged Dana to a deadlift contest. He did'nt win but he was impressive nontheless, he pulled 505#. Dude is fuckin' homeless, no nutrition,no resting no nothing! His diet consist's of potato chip's and air straight up.I talked with him for awhile afterward's and asked him where doe's he train. Behind a piano store not to far from the center, he has these bucket's that was once filled with tar, now filled up with rock's hooked up to a steel pole that he use's for benchin,curling etc; a jump rope, and cinder block's that he use's for certain excercise's. For winning the strength contest they offered him a membership and he declined, he said that he like's his equipment better! Moral of the story...you never know who you're talkin' to, so keep your fucking trap shut! Go Dana Dane!!!!

as cindy adams says: only in New York kids, only in New York

240 is Back · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:58:31 PM »

There was this homeless guy that used to train at my old gym. Very strong guy. Would train 7 days a week, midday. Kept him out of the sun, I guess. Came in, showered. Worked out for 2 or 3 hours, showered again, then left. Had access to soap, bathroom, etc, and sometimes used the microwave near the door before leaving. Polite as hell- probably didn't want to blow a nice clean-up spot for $19 a month. Nice guy.

I think his name was Vince.

body88 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2006, 05:01:02 PM »

Haha I wish I had some cool bums like that around me. To bad the ones who live in the dupster behind my building dress like pirates and pull knives on random people lol

300 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2006, 05:03:13 PM »

That story is crazy! hahaha

240, You're a dick! hahahaha

New York · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2006, 05:13:09 PM »

Quote from: body88 on May 29, 2006, 05:01:02 PM

Haha I wish I had some cool bums like that around me. To bad the ones who live in the dupster behind my building dress like pirates and pull knives on random people lol

LOL!!

body88 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2006, 05:24:57 PM »

Ha ha I know! When I first moved in I was walking down Boylston Street ( street the marathon ends on in Boston) and these two dudes jump out. Lol one claimed I called him the n word and the other one whipped out a swiss army knife. I was trying no to laugh because if you see these two they look like pirates from the Caribbean. Anyway they are so loaded they are falling down all over themselves and i just laugh and walk by. Now when I see them they say hello to me. Well more like a hey and wave followed by a drunken cackle lol. I give them money so they can get drunk when i have a few spare bucks

I will take a pic of them next time I see them lol. The best line I ever head came out of one of the guys. he was like " damn nig*a what you been liftin helicoptassssssss" lol i took it as a funny compliment. He was serious cuz he smokes crack and drinks paint thinner.

alexxx · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:58:08 PM »

lol this thread is hilarious! and I though I was strong by benching 225 x 17 reps today.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:07:58 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on May 29, 2006, 08:58:08 PM

lol this thread is hilarious! and I though I was strong by benching 2.25 x 17 reps today.

Wow, 2.25x17 that must be a new personal best for you.... what a beast.

alexxx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:14:51 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on May 29, 2006, 09:07:58 PM

Wow, 2.25x17 that must be a new personal best for you.... what a beast.

It was! I was trying to break no records but it felt so light today so I said what the hell. Plus their was this kid finishing his set and asked me for a spot he got in 3 reps and I jumped right in and all the other kids where blown away.

Felt good. He asked me if I played football.. I get that a lot because I am huge.

JediKnight · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:15:42 PM »

The homeless people i see are the ones that are fishing in the dumpster for cans and plastic water bottles at my gym.
SkyWalker

amoney86 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:27:44 PM »

alexx you sure you didnt hit it 27 times you might of miss counted.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:34:48 PM »

I dont know any homeless folk but i saw one holding a sign once that said:

"Ninja's stole everything I own, need money for karate lessons"

Or something along those lines

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:36:07 PM »

Instead of homeless people we have fat guys that hang out in the locker room all day.

phyxsius · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:16:23 PM »

Damn.. When I read the title, I thought of Derek Anthony..

gracie bjj · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:54:00 AM »

i try to help them out when i can,most appreciate it but be careful cause some get violent and freak out

The Master · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2006, 04:58:30 AM »

Quote from: body88 on May 29, 2006, 05:24:57 PM

. he was like " damn nig*a what you been liftin helicoptassssssss" lol i took it as a funny compliment. He was serious cuz he smokes crack and drinks paint thinner.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was fucking great

gtbro1 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2006, 05:05:26 AM »

Quote from: body88 on May 29, 2006, 05:24:57 PM

He was serious cuz he smokes crack and drinks paint thinner.

Paint thinner...lol

flurby · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2006, 05:07:45 AM »

great lifts!

but...

he s still homeless...

kiwiol · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:25:24 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on May 29, 2006, 09:34:48 PM

I dont know any homeless folk but i saw one holding a sign once that said:
"Ninja's stole everything I own, need money for karate lessons"
Or something along those lines

This one?

Bigger Business · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:08:32 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 30, 2006, 06:25:24 AM

This one?

Brilliant....nice work!

texasRUSH · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:33:03 AM »

Quote

lol this thread is hilarious! and I though I was strong by benching 225 x 17 reps today.

that's it? HERE'S YOUR PURSE YOU NANCY!

so why you gotta break balls!?

i thought you were some hot shot strong man?!

phyxsius · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:35:34 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on May 29, 2006, 09:34:48 PM

I dont know any homeless folk but i saw one holding a sign once that said:

"Ninja's stole everything I own, need money for karate lessons"

Or something along those lines

you mean Flex went broke once?

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:38:09 AM »

the homeless people near me are coloured TV's.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:43:52 AM »

Quote from: phyxsius on May 30, 2006, 07:35:34 AM

you mean Flex went broke once?

at least

Author Topic: Homeless Bodybuilder (Read 11882 times)

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