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Monster Symmetry
« on: May 31, 2006, 10:10:17 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/05/31/third.arm.ap/index.html

SHANGHAI, China (AP) -- Doctors in Shanghai on Tuesday were considering surgery options for a 2-month-old boy born with an unusually well-formed third arm.

Neither of the boy's two left arms is fully functional and tests have so far been unable to determine which was more developed, said Dr. Chen Bochang, head of the orthopedics department at Shanghai Children's Medical Center.

"His case is quite peculiar. We have no record of any child with such a complete third arm," Chen said in a telephone interview. (Watch Jie-jie in his hospital cradle -- :47)

The boy, identified only as "Jie-jie," also was born with just one kidney and may have problems that could lead to curvature of the spine, local media reports said. Jie-jie cried when either of his left arms was touched, but smiled and responded normally to other stimuli, the reports said.

Chen said doctors hoped to work out a plan for surgery, but the boy's small size made it impossible to perform certain tests that would help them prepare.

Media reports said other children have been reported born with additional arms and legs, but in those cases it was clear what limb was more developed. Chen's hospital is one of China's most experienced in dealing with unusual birth defects, including separating conjoined twins.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2006, 10:15:56 PM »
HAHAHAHAA "MONSTET SYMMETRY" HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 10:26:57 PM »
Is there anything on this site yet?

I just went there...  why are the all the press releases in MS Word format??  So you have to download them and/or open them in Word?  Why???  Why not just put them in HTML format right there on the site?  I don't understand the thought process there.  As a general rule I don't like having to download stuff from a site just to read it, or having to open it in a separate application.  People can sneak all sorts of nasty stuff onto your computer when you do that.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2006, 10:27:11 PM »
Is there anything on this site yet?

I found that question to be disarming!












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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 10:30:46 PM »
What, you don't like the Word macros I make especially for you?

I heard you once turned water into wine using only CLI and a Nasser loincloth you got on ebay.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 10:31:21 PM »
The compasion on this board is overwhelming........The Getbig rep lives on, why don't you kick the kid in the nuts while you're at it?

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 10:44:23 PM »
okay, I PDFified the files, that was a good call which Horton got on me for last week.  The page will no doubt undergo major changes in the coming days. Power to the people and all that good stuff.

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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 11:03:06 PM »
ahh, making fun of 240's horrid web programming skills lol, good one bro.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 11:03:12 PM »
What, you don't like the Word macros I make especially for you?

I'm such an unappreciative ingrate that way.  Damn me! >:(

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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2006, 11:13:30 PM »
Yeah I get it garraeth lol.  You're trying to say 240's HTML skills stink.

We all know that.  I think he designed a few sites I saw in geocities lol.


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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2006, 11:28:58 PM »
When that little guy fills out, he'll have a great front-triple-biceps shot.
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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2006, 11:38:09 PM »
yes, and his side chest will be the greatest of all time
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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2006, 11:43:24 PM »
perhaps 240 should start a website called www.savethethirdarm.com . . . . those silly doctors are thinking of removing one of the arms, when they can't even tell which of the two lefts is dominant.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2006, 11:48:12 PM »
perhaps 240 should start a website called www.savethethirdarm.com . . . . those silly doctors are thinking of removing one of the arms, when they can't even tell which of the two lefts is dominant.

I find Jim Manion's lack of response on this topic to be an admission of guilt.

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2006, 04:29:37 AM »
man that's nothing.  My wife watches alot of medical shows and this one show had this indian kid that had a parasitic 2nd head.  It looked like a siamiase twin attached at the head but the 2nd head had a fully developed brain so it could see, hear and suck on a pasafire...it was just a head and a portion of the neck then nothing...it was the wildest thing I've ever seen.
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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2006, 06:42:44 AM »
Delt and Arm day is gonna be a b*tch!!!
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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2006, 10:23:44 PM »
He will grow up to be Guro from Mortal Kombat 1  ;D

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Re: Monster Symmetry
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2006, 10:45:22 PM »
He'll be able to jack off and play Mortal Combat VIII at the same time.
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