Most of these are not my brain child so I cannot take credit...
Lee Priest...Big things come in small packages
Vinny Galanti...Mr Symmetry
Jack London - Mess with Jack and You're Looking for RHINO plasty
Vince Taylor - The Energizer bunny - Just keeps going and going and going
Mike Arvilla - Big Sexy (oops..was he announced yet as the newest to join the fed?)