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Caption this pic!
« on: June 15, 2006, 10:35:19 PM »
Placed on a desk with a COMPLIMENTARY above it.  Free session for prospective clients.  Any good quotes are appreciated.  Let them rip, nothing too raw.  Thanks in advance.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2006, 10:51:42 PM »
bump.  file wasn't up.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2006, 01:11:25 AM »
That's photoshopped.

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2006, 01:35:37 AM »
Placed on a desk with a COMPLIMENTARY above it.  Free session for perspective clients.  Any good quotes are appreciated.  Let them rip, nothing too raw.  Thanks in advance.



He is gonna give that kid hercules a run for his money :P

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2006, 03:45:47 AM »
Placed on a desk with a COMPLIMENTARY above it.  Free session for perspective clients.  Any good quotes are appreciated.  Let them rip, nothing too raw.  Thanks in advance.

Lady:"Easy Kid...You'll stunt your growth"
Kid: "I'll show you growth"

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2006, 08:36:32 AM »
Placed on a desk with a COMPLIMENTARY above it.  Free session for perspective clients.  Any good quotes are appreciated.  Let them rip, nothing too raw.  Thanks in advance.

Hi clown couldn't u find the file 1717173737373 bites big to pleasurely opening it

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2006, 08:38:14 AM »
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Lady:"Easy Kid...You'll stunt your growth"
Kid: "I'll show you growth"
Decent.  Certainly there must be more ideas.  Even if you're quotes suck, put them up.

My quote is:
Kid: Hey, check me out!
Woman: You're a beast!

My quote sucks too.  No talent or creativity are required on a bodybuilding site, but please do your best.  Thanks.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2006, 08:39:31 AM »
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Hi clown couldn't u find the file 1717173737373 bites big to pleasurely opening it
Picture is up.  Maybe you're doing something wrong.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2006, 08:48:27 AM »
Kid.... "Milk It does a body good
Gal - "I see"
Kid - Now give me a suckle of your milk!

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2006, 08:51:01 AM »
Nice, but something I can use in a public setting.  Otherwise I would go with:
Kid: Damn, I'm hard!
Woman: Oh God, you are!
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2006, 08:51:29 AM »
Placed on a desk with a COMPLIMENTARY above it.  Free session for perspective clients.  Any good quotes are appreciated.  Let them rip, nothing too raw.  Thanks in advance.


Lady: Wow Kid! ARe you a professional?
Kid:  No...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express

.....ok a little lame.....well a lot lame

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2006, 08:56:06 AM »
kid: I also have a superman cape and boots.
lady:  that is so cute, Lee.

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2006, 08:58:01 AM »
The bird looks good.  I want to see her bare arse.

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2006, 09:25:32 AM »
1) Boy: Hey lady, I'm a natural!
2) Lady: Kid, you want to see natural, I'll show you some...

or

1) Boy: Weeeee! Mommy, I can clean 4 plates!
2) Lady: Good work son, now get into the kitchen and finish the rest.


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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2006, 09:36:55 AM »
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1) Boy: Weeeee! Mommy, I can clean 4 plates!
2) Lady: Good work son, now get into the kitchen and finish the rest.
Best one yet.
Something very short though is what I'm going for.  And think of how many guys check out girls, while lifting.  I want a comment along those lines.  Good line though.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2006, 10:29:37 PM »
bump.  I know nobody really gives a shit about this quote, but I do.  If you have any ideas, throw them down.  Much appreciated.  Back to synthol and Coleman's stomach now.  Thanks
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2006, 11:40:25 PM »
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Lady:"Your a strong little boy!"
Kie:"Thats great, get over here and suck my dick bitch!"
Let's go with something I can use.  Plus, a quote a child wouldn't use.  If you're going to go for the perverted thing, make it funny and creative.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2006, 03:28:23 AM »
"Is this the dumbest, most amateuristic looking flyer ever?"

"Yes it is son."

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2006, 10:40:22 AM »

Kid: “Hey mom look at I can do”
Mom: “ that’s great son…..you haven’t been in your fathers medicine cabinet have you ?”
mish1234
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2006, 11:36:38 AM »
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"Is this the dumbest, most amateuristic looking flyer ever?"

"Yes it is son."
Extremely creative.  Good job.


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Kid: “Hey mom look at I can do”
Mom: “ that’s great son…..you haven’t been in your fathers medicine cabinet have you ?”
Best one yet.
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2006, 12:14:00 PM »
Lady: Put down those weights............it's time for your Spinach.

Kid: Ok, mom!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2006, 02:45:43 PM »
woman:Gee, your a strong l'il rugrat ain't ya?
child:All Tonka free too!

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2006, 04:51:46 PM »
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woman:Gee, your a strong l'il rugrat ain't ya?
child:All Tonka free too!
Good one.  How about one where he's specifically checking out the girl?  Anyone, anyone, Bueller?
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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2006, 05:14:40 PM »
Lady: Wanna f.u.c.k?

Kid: Hold on, I got OneMoreRep

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Re: Caption this pic!
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2006, 05:17:17 PM »
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Lady: Wanna f.u.c.k?

Kid: Hold on, I got OneMoreRep
Got a laugh.  I don't think the general public would agree.
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