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« Reply #875 on: June 28, 2006, 04:40:55 PM »
we need verification of this condition. For medical purposes.  ;D

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« Reply #876 on: June 28, 2006, 04:43:40 PM »
Re: delete wonders why you need antibacteral ointment  ;D

skateboard wound......   a long, long, time ago, when the evil nanny from across the street tricked me and sprayed the painful stuff on my elbow.......which later needed surgery (not because of the evil nanny but because of the bone chip)
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« Reply #877 on: June 28, 2006, 04:43:57 PM »
Uh oh, Dr. Migs is putting on the mask and gloves.  OK Stella up on the table.  Legs in the stirups.   ;D
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« Reply #878 on: June 28, 2006, 04:47:10 PM »
Oh yeah, and once I was in line at a cook-out and I had started to put regular bread on my plate because all I saw were deli-cuts, but then I saw they were grilling hot dogs and got really excited and went to put back the bread and get a bun and collided w/a tent stake and cut open my leg pretty badly so much that white stuff showed on either side.......  put that painless stuff on there....


Oh yeah, and once I was pushing a wheelbarrow and the front wheel got stuck and my knee jammed into it and I needed stitches in 2 places..... put that painless stuff on there.....



Oh yeah, Re: delete would rather have stitches than go to the dentist or the gynecologist
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« Reply #879 on: June 28, 2006, 04:48:04 PM »
the elbow's connected to the hip bone, the hip bone's connetced to the vagina, lol.  What?  Don't judge.  ;D

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« Reply #880 on: June 28, 2006, 04:48:48 PM »
Umm Re: delete is kinda grossed out by that white stuff on both sides tent stake story.
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« Reply #881 on: June 28, 2006, 04:50:17 PM »
Umm Re: delete is kinda grossed out by that white stuff on both sides tent stake story.

Yes, Re: delete said it made Re: delete a bit woozy
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« Reply #882 on: June 28, 2006, 04:53:11 PM »
Oh yeah, and once I was in line at a cook-out gangbang and I had started to put regular cock and balls bread on my plate because all I saw were teenie weenies deli-cuts, but then I saw they were hot Spanish guys, hung like lord burro grilling hot dogs and got really excited wet, ok didn't need a strike out and went to put back the bread and get a bun i.e shotgun anus and collided w/a Lord burro's massive member tent stake and cut open my leg pretty badly so much that white stuff showed on either side buwahahah to damn easy i'll let it go.......  put that painless stuff on there....


Oh yeah, and once I was pushing a a massive pink dong wheelbarrow and the front wheel got stuck and my knee jammed into it and I needed stitches in 2 places double penetration..... put that painless stuff on there.....



Oh yeah, Re: delete would rather have stitches than go to the dentist or the gynecologist unless he has shakey hands

Hi Stella  ;D

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« Reply #883 on: June 28, 2006, 04:56:08 PM »
Re: delete has made Stella fair game.
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« Reply #884 on: June 28, 2006, 04:57:27 PM »
no one is ever safe

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« Reply #885 on: June 28, 2006, 04:58:12 PM »
Hi Stella  ;D

That's icky.  Re: delete does not approve



Meanwhile, Re: delete has to take Re: deletes dogs down to the cul-de-sac to release massive dumps ;D
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« Reply #886 on: June 28, 2006, 05:03:20 PM »
really, no shit?

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« Reply #887 on: June 28, 2006, 05:05:05 PM »
oh shit  :)
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« Reply #888 on: June 28, 2006, 05:09:31 PM »
shit, she started it

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« Reply #889 on: June 28, 2006, 06:00:27 PM »
Oh yeah, and once I was in line at a cook-out and I had started to put regular bread on my plate because all I saw were deli-cuts, but then I saw they were grilling hot dogs and got really excited and went to put back the bread and get a bun and collided w/a tent stake and cut open my leg pretty badly so much that white stuff showed on either side.......  put that painless stuff on there....


Oh yeah, and once I was pushing a wheelbarrow and the front wheel got stuck and my knee jammed into it and I needed stitches in 2 places..... put that painless stuff on there.....



Oh yeah, Re: delete would rather have stitches than go to the dentist or the gynecologist

Re: delete accepts both the graceful and the klutzy.

Re: delete also suggests that you get a female gynecologist.

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« Reply #890 on: June 28, 2006, 06:08:24 PM »
Re: delete prefers the term coochie doctor

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« Reply #891 on: June 28, 2006, 07:36:26 PM »
Re: delete also likes the name PeePee Peeker
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« Reply #892 on: June 28, 2006, 07:59:28 PM »
Re: delet likes the name vagina spelunker

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« Reply #893 on: June 28, 2006, 08:10:34 PM »
Re: delete also likes the name PeePee Peeker

i thought only boys had peepees. ???

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« Reply #894 on: June 28, 2006, 08:14:50 PM »
Re: delete is in favor of gash gazers no matter what title they go by
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« Reply #895 on: June 28, 2006, 10:11:22 PM »
"Even though you've been raised as a human being, you're not one of them. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."

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« Reply #896 on: June 29, 2006, 05:07:35 AM »
Re:delete What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?

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« Reply #897 on: June 29, 2006, 06:17:11 AM »
WTF????;D

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« Reply #898 on: June 29, 2006, 06:26:08 AM »
Re: delete loves criptic messages and taught the Egyptians hyroglyphics.
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« Reply #899 on: June 29, 2006, 06:28:04 AM »
Re: delete loves it when you get out of the bed and go pee, only to return and find the warm spot you had left on the sheets.  Yes the warm spot, not the wet spot, friggin animals