Author Topic: And so it begins... (Read 258106 times)

Oldschool Flip · « **Reply #1550 on:** July 14, 2006, 04:17:00 PM »

While down in Mexico, I noticed that in the town that I was in, everyone was napping even people in the streets. Curious to know what time it was, I realized that I had forgotten my watch at the hotel. I then came upon Migs who was napping against a wall, right next to this burro. I nudged him and asked "Migs, can you tell me what time it is"? Migs pushed his sombrero back, looked at me then grabbed the burro's nutsack, lifted them up, dropped them back down and said "It's 2:05".
Amazed I asked him how the f*ck he could tell time by lifting a burro's balls. He said "That's easy OSF, you just grab the burro's balls, lift them up, and you see that clock over there............."

Migs · « **Reply #1551 on:** July 14, 2006, 05:23:53 PM »

Butterbean · « **Reply #1552 on:** July 14, 2006, 07:53:06 PM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 14, 2006, 11:26:17 AM

"wack a mole"

Re: delete advises against it

Migs · « **Reply #1553 on:** July 14, 2006, 09:31:56 PM »

interesting

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #1554 on:** July 15, 2006, 04:54:27 AM »

re:delete is now bigger than you or i bask in its greatness marvel at its wonder

Always Sore · « **Reply #1555 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:43:34 AM »

Re:delete creates gravity and all are drawn to its power...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1556 on:** July 15, 2006, 06:57:47 AM »

Re: delete understands that respect is something earned, and once gained, is not something to be taken lightly.

Butterbean · « **Reply #1557 on:** July 15, 2006, 08:10:09 AM »

Quote from: Migs on July 14, 2006, 09:31:56 PM

interesting

lol If you only knew $:-\$ ....

Migs · « **Reply #1558 on:** July 15, 2006, 05:07:54 PM »

please enlighten us

Always Sore · « **Reply #1559 on:** July 17, 2006, 04:53:11 AM »

Re:delete is sitting in the heat thinking about fall then complaining in winter and wishing for summer..

Deedee · « **Reply #1560 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:54:05 AM »

Chinese re:delete says:

1) The soldier who retreated 50 paces jeers at the one who retreated 100 paces.

2) There is no wave without wind.

3) Tens of thousands of bones will become ashes when one general achieves his fame.

Deedee · « **Reply #1561 on:** July 17, 2006, 08:49:53 AM »

Italian re:delete says:

1. Bed is the poor man's opera.

2. If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.

3. Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1562 on:** July 17, 2006, 08:52:08 AM »

Fortune cookie Re: delete says that if you work hard, good things will happen.

and Yin-Hang means Bank, in Chinese

DerekR · « **Reply #1563 on:** July 17, 2006, 09:01:36 AM »

Re: delete knows that catching up can be a real pain in the ass.

Always Sore · « **Reply #1564 on:** July 17, 2006, 09:29:04 AM »

Re:delete sometimes wonders how lucky it is that we all share the same space.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1565 on:** July 17, 2006, 09:30:45 AM »

Re: delete knows that there is no such thing as chance or happenstance. Things happen the way they are supposed to...Right or wrong.

Always Sore · « **Reply #1566 on:** July 17, 2006, 09:34:30 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 17, 2006, 09:30:45 AM

Re: delete knows that there is no such thing as chance or happenstance. Things happen the way they are supposed to...Right or wrong.

Re:delete is both ways and the understanding in the middle..

Deedee · « **Reply #1567 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:10:04 AM »

Re:delete is sitting in an air-conditioned cafe, gazinjg out of the large French window into the distance, and waxing very philosophic today...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1568 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:15:24 AM »

Re: delete appreciates northeast summers.

Deedee · « **Reply #1569 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:19:01 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 17, 2006, 10:15:24 AM

Re: delete appreciates northeast summers.

Although re:delete and the earth goddess must be not too thrilled with humankind since they have sent down record levels of heat and humidity upon the villagers...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1570 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:23:53 AM »

Quote from: Deedee on July 17, 2006, 10:19:01 AM

Although re:delete and the earth goddess must be not too thrilled with humankind since they have sent down record levels of heat and humidity upon the villagers...

Re: delete actually does enjoy the perks derived from this...Scantily clad females

Always Sore · « **Reply #1571 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:27:34 AM »

Re:delete would like to be by the beach walking (hobbling) looking for a quiet spot to stare out to the ocean and dream..

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1572 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:29:58 AM »

Great idea dude. I may do that during my lunch. Beach is just a 10 min drive from the office

Always Sore · « **Reply #1573 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:40:57 AM »

Quote from: YoMamaBeenLurking on July 17, 2006, 10:29:58 AM

Great idea dude. I may do that during my lunch. Beach is just a 10 min drive from the office

re:delete .....you bastard...

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #1574 on:** July 17, 2006, 10:46:20 AM »

Want to really hate me? I bet you're wearing a button shirt with a tie. Jeans and a casual hawaiin shirt over here