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Re: Re: delete
« Reply #3450 on: November 02, 2006, 10:33:50 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:01:06 AM
I meant in the spiritual sense... I've been to West Virginia.  The family I stayed with, really did have an uncle who lived in a room in the shed and no one ever saw him except for "momma" who brought him trays of food. It was cause he "tweren't right in the head."  :)

did you "hit it" ??

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Re: Re: delete
« Reply #3451 on: November 02, 2006, 10:38:11 AM »
Quote from: Clubber Lang on November 02, 2006, 10:33:50 AM
did you "hit it" ??

:P

Teh uncle? No, but I did catch sight of him in his underpants  :P 

I wept tears of joy when I saw the Charlotte NC airport in the distance...
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Re: Re: delete
« Reply #3452 on: November 02, 2006, 10:41:42 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 02, 2006, 10:31:11 AM
Re:delete asks the age-old question... how do you know if you're a redneck?

1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night.
5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."
6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."
8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9.---Your junior prom had a daycare.
10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."
12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16.---You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs

these are gold!!

though #7 would could have been written as 'right after anyone in your family dies you say "hey watch this"' ;D
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Re: delete
« Reply #3453 on: November 02, 2006, 10:51:54 AM »
Lol... I also like # 12 and # 13 and the last one...

CL, do you think we're the only ones amusing ourselves on Getbig this afternoon?  :)
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Re: Re: delete
« Reply #3454 on: November 02, 2006, 10:56:02 AM »
there may be others amused, but aint nobody else amusing ;D
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Re: delete
« Reply #3455 on: November 02, 2006, 12:21:28 PM »
 :-X
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Re: Re: delete
« Reply #3456 on: November 02, 2006, 02:41:37 PM »
speak of the devil...
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« Reply #3457 on: November 03, 2006, 05:37:31 AM »
Re:delete is the alpha and omega of weekends.
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« Reply #3458 on: November 03, 2006, 05:52:43 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on November 03, 2006, 05:37:31 AM
Re:delete is the alpha and omega of weekends.
re:delete IS SUNDAY BABY 8)
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Re: delete
« Reply #3459 on: November 03, 2006, 06:51:19 AM »
re:delete is the feeling of finding elastic waist bands on pants after all the halloween candy
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Re: delete
« Reply #3460 on: November 03, 2006, 07:10:13 AM »
Quote from: Migs on November 03, 2006, 06:51:19 AM
re:delete is the feeling of finding elastic waist bands on pants after all the halloween candy

Re:delete says once those don't fit, you can always take to wearing a caftan, get tortoise shell sunglasses, and move to Boca Raton. 
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Re: delete
« Reply #3461 on: November 03, 2006, 07:27:45 AM »
RIP Marlon Brando.

do you think you are too fat when you go into Boaters world buy a sail and when the clerk asks what boat you have you reply " i don't im makig a pair of pants"
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Re: delete
« Reply #3462 on: November 03, 2006, 10:57:36 AM »
Re:delete is tired of the useless politics on tv and looks forward to whoever gets the nood since it won't make a bit of difference..ever.
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Re: delete
« Reply #3463 on: November 03, 2006, 11:09:23 AM »
Quote from: Migs on November 03, 2006, 07:27:45 AM
RIP Marlon Brando.

do you think you are too fat when you go into Boaters world buy a sail and when the clerk asks what boat you have you reply " i don't im makig a pair of pants"

Re:delete asks... who does Miggy resemble the closest?
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Re: delete
« Reply #3464 on: November 03, 2006, 11:27:08 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on November 03, 2006, 10:57:36 AM
Re:delete is tired of the useless politics on tv and looks forward to whoever gets the nood since it won't make a bit of difference..ever.

nope, ...after Tuesday, ...the price of gas will do what we knew it would,
...but it's not like you all haven't experienced ample warning.

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Re: delete
« Reply #3465 on: November 03, 2006, 11:29:21 AM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 03, 2006, 11:27:08 AM
nope, ...after Tuesday, ...the price of gas will do what we knew it would,
...but it's not like you all haven't experienced ample warning.



won't matter who wins or loses its all going to get worse no matter the puppet on the tv.
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Re: delete
« Reply #3466 on: November 03, 2006, 12:23:13 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on November 03, 2006, 11:29:21 AM
won't matter who wins or loses its all going to get worse no matter the puppet on the tv.

Re: delete says when you're depressed & pessimistic, ...go home and look into the face of your child to find your joy, and your hope for the future again.
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« Reply #3467 on: November 03, 2006, 12:26:26 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 03, 2006, 12:23:13 PM
Re: delete says when you're depressed & pessimistic, ...go home and look into the face of your child to find your joy, and your hope for the future again.

I appriciate your positive comment I do really, but I have more fear for my son in this world with everything thats going on and I already feel sorry he does not have the freedoms I enjoyed as a kid and when I think of all the mess he is going to have to deal with in his lifetime it makes me sad. I find no solace in the furture when we continue to cause problemns and rape and plunder our resources and kill the needy.There are times when the thought of all out chaos looks like more fun then the continued decay and death that is currently going on.
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Re: delete
« Reply #3468 on: November 03, 2006, 12:55:08 PM »
I started this thread..
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« Reply #3469 on: November 03, 2006, 01:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on November 03, 2006, 12:55:08 PM
I started this thread..

Nope you started the small seed of this thread but then you got power hungry and screwed it up and the new more powerful Re:delete thread that is still here today took its place and your history is lost....
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Re: delete
« Reply #3470 on: November 03, 2006, 03:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on November 03, 2006, 12:55:08 PM
I started this thread..

i think he feels left out
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Re: delete
« Reply #3471 on: November 04, 2006, 06:27:32 AM »
Re:delete is strong then caffine but with less jitters.
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Re: delete
« Reply #3472 on: November 04, 2006, 06:42:23 AM »
Re:delete is best served with a little cream and splenda.
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« Reply #3473 on: November 04, 2006, 07:05:03 AM »
Quote from: Migs on November 04, 2006, 06:42:23 AM
Re:delete is best served with a little cream and splenda.

Re:delete says substitute the cream with 2% milk...  ;)
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« Reply #3474 on: November 04, 2006, 07:39:42 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 04, 2006, 07:05:03 AM
Re:delete says substitute the cream with 2% milk...  ;)

sweetheart, some things can't be substituted
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