UTIMATE is the latest supplement. It's supposed to be a cross of GLUTAMINE and GLUTAMATE except without the Glue. According to Gamma-O and Chris Mason, it will pack 83lbs. of muscle on my frame while simultaneously causing me to shed 138lbs. of fat. And that's just in the first hour. Chris says to cycle it with Utimate II which will increase my bench by 292 lbs., my squat by 509 lbs. and my deadlift by a pathetic 44 lbs. I guess they haven't perfected the formula just yet. I bought three cases and each case contains twenty-four 128 oz containers. The label says each serving is 512 oz. and I'm supposed to take six servings per day along with fourteen gallons of milk per tablespoon. It also comes with a training program that says I'm supposed to do 140 sets to failure and then dropset in five stages consisting of 75 reps each. And that's just for my biceps. Twenty-inch arms, here I come!! HARDCORE, Baby!!
I can't wait until they come out with Utimate Orange!!
Special "Not Just a Pretty Facetious" Ed