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MoralMan

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Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« on: July 01, 2006, 09:47:40 AM »
Dear friends
Kind regards

What stupid things have you seen in the gym? Just today i watched some clwon squatting with about 160lbs, going all the way down and then up real fast and jumping about a foot in the air and landing stiff legged each time. What a fucking twat

Yours thankfully
John

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2006, 09:49:25 AM »
Dear friends
Kind regards

What stupid things have you seen in the gym? Just today i watched some clwon squatting with about 160lbs, going all the way down and then up real fast and jumping about a foot in the air and landing stiff legged each time. What a fucking twat

Yours thankfully
John


......he was practicing being explosive and improving his vertical?

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2006, 09:50:59 AM »
Dear Wagboy
Kind regards

He was literally leaping in the air and landing stff legged with no knee wraps, thats just stupid

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John

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2006, 09:55:08 AM »
Maybe that's one technique to gain more mass then regular squats?

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2006, 09:57:07 AM »
jump squats are frequently done in atheletics to boost vertical jumping power... nothing strange there dude, i did them for years while playing ball

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2006, 10:13:45 AM »
while playing with your balls?

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2006, 10:14:48 AM »
while having balls in your mouth?
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2006, 10:37:15 AM »
Dear friends
Kind regards

What stupid things have you seen in the gym? Just today i watched some clwon squatting with about 160lbs, going all the way down and then up real fast and jumping about a foot in the air and landing stiff legged each time. What a fucking twat

Yours thankfully
John



No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2006, 10:46:30 AM »
jump squats are frequently done in atheletics to boost vertical jumping power... nothing strange there dude, i did them for years while playing ball
While getting balled ?????

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2006, 10:51:21 AM »
I think maybe MoralMan was focusing on the fact that the fellow was landing stiff-legged and is concerned for his knees. 


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John

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2006, 10:53:12 AM »


No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 

Yes, I was gonna say what STella just said...  the fact that he's landing on the ground with his knees LOCKED is what's pretty stupid about the whole thing.

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2006, 10:55:38 AM »
my "gym" has one 20 kg plate that looks almost exactly the same as the 20.4 kg (45 lbs). I keep bringing it to front desk so they can get rid of it before someone gets hurt but the twats don't do shit about it.

I've also noticed some of the 45s weigh a lot more than other 45s. You really have to judge which one's match before you start a set

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2006, 01:58:59 PM »


No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 

It's safer and easier on the joints if you can do this on a hip sled.
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2006, 02:00:13 PM »
Well, most of the members at my gym don't lift legs.  I guess that is "stupid stuff you DON"T see in the gym".
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2006, 02:05:40 PM »
another thread where someone whine about something he has seen and end up being owned because what he complained about was perfectly allright
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2006, 03:31:59 PM »


No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 

Vince....you're an idiot.

Here, let me help...

There's no such word as polymetric.

Plyometric:

Pronunciation: "plI-&-'me-triks
Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
Etymology: perhaps irregular from plio- + -metrics (as in isometrics)
: exercise involving repeated rapid stretching and contracting of muscles (as by jumping and rebounding) to increase muscle power


You're an even bigger idiot to not realize or acknowledge the dangers of landing stiff-legged while doing a weight-bearing jump.

Here's my enrty for "Stoopid stuff seen in the gym":  Vince training.  I'd pay real money for a video of one of the blistering workouts that led to your winning physique at the 2004 Metrolina.

Tool.

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2006, 08:09:41 PM »


No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2006, 06:05:00 AM »
Dear Bluto
Kind regards

I havent been owned by anyone, if you think landing stiff legged with weight on your back is good then you are a dumb fuck.
Yours thankfully
John

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2006, 08:37:21 AM »
I have seen some guys doing squats while standing on that ball thingy. Makes me laugh everytime
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2006, 10:00:16 AM »
guys using the abductor/adductor machines
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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2006, 10:05:43 AM »
guys using the abductor/adductor machines

I see these machines used frequently by 2 women. Because these 2 machines are opposed to each other it makes it easier for them to talk (gossip).

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2006, 10:08:50 AM »
I dunno... After the regular mass exercises, I'm sure the abductor/adductor machines have some value as ways to hit stabilizing muscles and those not normally hit by squats, presses, and extensions.  Are they completely worthless? 

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2006, 10:16:37 AM »
I see these machines used frequently by 2 women. Because these 2 machines are opposed to each other it makes it easier for them to talk (gossip).

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2006, 10:42:06 AM »

I have a really hard time believing anyone is landing with their knees locked (more than one time) with 165lbs on their back! I call foul!

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Re: Stupid stuff you see in the gym
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2006, 10:48:03 AM »


No, you're a dum ass for not knowing what polymetric exercise is (may have pronounced it wrong).  Its used by runners and basketball players to improve reaction time and vertical prowless.  Nothing wrong with that.  A lot of coaches train their players with that exercise 

Awww, the black guy is trying to use big words like "plyometrics" and "prowess". That's so cute. :D
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