What's the perfect job for a Bodybuilder

[Superman]

I want to know what the perfect job is for a bodybuilder. I want to know this is because the job I have right now, is very physically demanding. I would like to put all that energy that I put into my job into the gym. I'm really seriously thinking about becoming a physical trainer, would that be the right move. If it is the right move, what do they start salary whys a personal trainer with two certifications. Does it matter how many certifications you have?

[Count Grishnackh]

If it is the right move, what do they start salary whys a personal trainer with two certifications.

minimum wage

Does it matter how many certifications you have?

no

[brianX]

Drug dealer.

[OneMoreRep]

Drug dealer.

Beat me to it.

[Count Grishnackh]

homosexual prostitute

[timfogarty]

a personal trainer at a chain gym, where you're an employee of the gym, makes very little

an independant personal trainer can make a lot more once you build up a client base. but if you're sick you don't get paid, if you go on vacation you don't get paid, holiday no pay.  if your client is sick you don't get paid, if your client goes on vacation you don't get paid.  your clients often have regular jobs, so that means you're working early in the morning, then again late at night.  you also have to pay for your own liability insurance and health insurance.  there's no retirement plan either.

so the perfect job would be one where you sit in an office for 8 hours a day and get paid a nice salary with benefits

[timfogarty]

homosexual prostitute

too much work.   being kept is a lot easier.

[Superman]

a personal trainer at a chain gym, where you're an employee of the gym, makes very little

an independant personal trainer can make a lot more, but if you're sick you don't get paid, if you go on vacation you don't get paid, holiday no pay.  if your client is sick you don't get paid, if your client goes on vacation you don't get paid.  you also have to pay for your own liability insurance and health insurance.  there's no retirement plan either.

so the perfect job would be a job where you sit in an office for 8 hours a day and get paid a nice salary with benefits

ok, got it.

[OneMoreRep]

just get a job as a security guard at the local Walmart, you just sit there and initial people's receipts as they leave the store.  You will get monster forearms from it.

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[ManBearPig...]

just get a job as a security guard at the local Walmart, you just sit there and initial people's receipts as they leave the store.  You will get monster forearms from it.

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it's the biggest employer in the world!

[schwarzenpecker]

Straight porno performer, you'll make plenty of money and still have time train and eat right. Remember to take at least a month off between 3 month juice cycles so you don't become a wet noodle on camera. The only catch is you'll have to move to LA to do this full time.

[benchmstr]

police officer, you drive and eat all day and alot of restaurants give you good discounts

[danielson]

just get a job as a security guard at the local Walmart, you just sit there and initial people's receipts as they leave the store.  You will get monster forearms from it.

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I hate those dudes, they always check my bag like I am some criminal. Its usually some handicapped guy at the Wal mart near me, so I feel bad and don't say a word(I DO realize it is their job). But sometimes I just want to buy my shaving cream, razors, etc. and get the fuck out of there.

[Superman]

just get a job as a security guard at the local Walmart, you just sit there and initial people's receipts as they leave the store.  You will get monster forearms from it.

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I need your advice, like I need a hole in the head.

[240 is Back]

Just do what I do.... keep walking and ignore them. They're not cops, and they have absolutely no right to search you. If they try to physically restrain you, cha-ching... you just got a lawsuit and WalMart will end up having to pay you. The worst that can happen is they yell and make a scene... BFD. 

Typically it's very old, very weak, very incompetent ppl at the doors.  or those too scared to sue walmart for an injury. 

More annoying though, is the door greeter who earns 6.15 an hour yet believes he is in loss prevention... giving mistrusting looks and puffing up while doing their job. 

[danielson]

Just do what I do.... keep walking and ignore them. They're not cops, and they have absolutely no right to search you. If they try to physically restrain you, cha-ching... you just got a lawsuit and WalMart will end up having to pay you. The worst that can happen is they yell and make a scene... BFD. 

I can't be a dick to the handicapped ones, and I would feel too bad if I ignored them and they wheeled after me. It's just one of those things that I have learned to live with. If I want to save 20% on my personal grooming stuff, Its gonna be a hassle on my way out. 

[Adam Empire]

I hate those dudes, they always check my bag like I am some criminal. Its usually some handicapped guy at the Wal mart near me, so I feel bad and don't say a word(I DO realize it is their job). But sometimes I just want to buy my shaving cream, razors, etc. and get the f**k out of there.

LOL.  I don't shop at Walmart.  I feel like it's a big garage sale in there and then I want to take a shower when I get home...  Stick to Target...

[240 is Back]

If I want to save 20% on my personal grooming stuff, Its gonna be a hassle on my way out. 

walmart is the most annoying place on earth to shop.  and most disgusting place on earth to use the restroom.

i hit the dollar store about once every 2 months.  load up on razors, tp, deoderant, batteries, shampoo, toothpaste, etc.  Spend something like $50 and I'm good for 2 months.

[Adam Empire]

Perfect job...

During their BBing career:  Drug runner

After it:  Any job with a location near a hospital (just in case).

[240 is Back]

I may just try that.

it's not bad at all.  they keep all the health/beauty stuff in a small 4 aisle section, so you grab a basket and you're in and out in like 5 minutes.  ghetto as hell, sure.  i woudn't buy food there.  But for hygeine and paper products, there is no better deal.

[Adam Empire]

walmart is the most annoying place on earth to shop.  and most disgusting place on earth to use the restroom.

i hit the dollar store about once every 2 months.  load up on razors, tp, deoderant, batteries, shampoo, toothpaste, etc.  Spend something like $50 and I'm good for 2 months.

You buy toiletries there?  Yikes.  Deodorant from there?  Remind me not to sit next to you on the bus...

[Adam Empire]

Big fan of Target, but some things at Walmart are just crazy cheap. Every dollar counts, at least to me.

Watch the Walgreens ad - they have buy 1 get 1 free on this stuff often...

[240 is Back]

You buy toiletries there?  Yikes.  Deodorant from there?  Remind me not to sit next to you on the bus...

i won't be on the bus.  With the money I saved on hygeine products, I bought an automobile!

For real though, the same mnfg. plants that put the stuff on Publix shelves put the same stuff on Dollar general shelves.  The products are all name brand, they just have the little yellow $1 or $2 tag on them. 

From a production standpoint, yes, they are from the end of a 'run', or production cycle, so there are going to be more defects per 1000 than others.  But you see what you're buying and you can refund anything that doesn't work.  And that's just statistics.  In real life, the Right Guard you buy at the dollar store is going to be the same quality as the Right guard you pay 75% more for at a high end store.  is a $2.79 toothbrush any different from an identical 2 for $1 toothbrush? No.

[newmom]

Big fan of Target, but some things at Walmart are just crazy cheap. Every dollar counts, at least to me.

especially when u have a little one...bibs and onsies are cheap there...

[Adam Empire]

i won't be on the bus.  With the money I saved on hygeine products, I bought an automobile!

For real though, the same mnfg. plants that put the stuff on Publix shelves put the same stuff on Dollar general shelves.  The products are all name brand, they just have the little yellow $1 or $2 tag on them. 

From a production standpoint, yes, they are from the end of a 'run', or production cycle, so there are going to be more defects per 1000 than others.  But you see what you're buying and you can refund anything that doesn't work.  And that's just statistics.  In real life, the Right Guard you buy at the dollar store is going to be the same quality as the Right guard you pay 75% more for at a high end store.  is a $2.79 toothbrush any different from an identical 2 for $1 toothbrush? No.

You are right, the quality should be similar.  I have worked at two fortune 100 companies that have supplied these types of things to the Targets and Dollar Generals of the world.  (I am an Engineer - not a factory worker on the line).  But why step into those stores even...?

Walgreens has a High/Low pricing strategy.  That means that they will price many items really low each week to get you in the store.  Have great coupons, buy 1 get 1 free, etc.  Then they hope you buy a couple of sodas and some extra stuff at full price.  If you just buy sale stuff, you can make out quite well.  And they very often have deodorant for 99 cents or 1.49.  and razors and shaving cream on sale.  You can also choose their Walgreens brand too.  I would never shave with a Dollar General brand razor...