maybe boring to the gay men since they can't ride him but the straight dudes clearly see he has the whole bodybuilding package.
I think YOU are certainly gayer(If I was a gay,sorry I am married and I like woman..) because you dont like to see freak who are beyond human.I hate sexy BBer. As a fan,I like something freaky.
Even Shawn(known for aethtic,balance...etc) look freaky in his battle mode and pose agresive when he needs.
But,when it comes to Chris,his body dont change a lot( I mean ,dont grow) even he poses well.
As people saying,its a matter of spirits. Not body.