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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2006, 12:36:46 PM »
After the clerk had a meltdown did you look at him and do the D-X chop and tell him to suck it!

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2006, 12:44:13 PM »
i worked in a GNC in Brooklyn and we had a Bengali 110 pound (I'm not kidding) manager who used to tell the old people "Calcium for your bone"     LOL    one bone.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2006, 12:49:30 PM »
I wish we could follow Stoppa on a Reality Show type forum as he puts random assholes back in line ....


LOOK EVERYBODY, JARED FROM SUBWAY IS ORDERING ONE OF EVERYTHING FROM THE MENU!!!


 hahahahah fat people get shitted on cause they eat more than they should ...thats coool

He wasn't obese like my buddy at subway.....lucky for him,huh?

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2006, 01:01:43 PM »
He wasn't obese like my buddy at subway.....lucky for him,huh?

How small was the guy who worked there?  Must have been tiny for the guy to listen to you?

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2006, 01:03:11 PM »
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2006, 01:21:30 PM »
maybe they prefer the supplements of kadinsky, rick's cafe and rokerij

Haha, Bluto, how do you know these places?
Are you from amsterdam by any chance? I am and i think it's the greatest city in the world.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2006, 01:37:47 PM »
How small was the guy who worked there?  Must have been tiny for the guy to listen to you?

hahaha, ok "ole big". 

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2006, 01:44:10 PM »
Haha, Bluto, how do you know these places?
Are you from amsterdam by any chance? I am and i think it's the greatest city in the world.

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nah but ive been there, just namedropped that to see if mars who i believe is dutch would react, he didnt
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2006, 01:55:49 PM »
That's what they call me.

hahaha, ok "ole big". 

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2006, 02:57:38 PM »
nah but ive been there, just namedropped that to see if mars who i believe is dutch would react, he didnt

I get my supps at Albert Heijn or Hema when I'm in town.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2006, 06:30:07 AM »
That's what they call me.


Who's "they?"

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2006, 06:37:44 AM »
I get my supps at Albert Heijn or Hema when I'm in town.

Cheaper then Wall Mart.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2006, 06:38:36 AM »
Who's "they?"
Prob. the people from his town.... behind his back they call him Big Hole...


get it behind his back ...big hole ...
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2006, 06:39:27 AM »
huh huh he said big hole.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2006, 06:40:03 AM »
Prob. the people from his town.... behind his back they call him Big Hole...


get it behind his back ...big hole ...

hahaha, yes Double J, I think you got this guy pegged. hahaha

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2006, 08:24:24 AM »
Showstoppa gets all of his protein supplements straight from the tap. That's the secret to his brutal 450 lb deadlift at 250 lb bodyweight. When you're lifting those kinds of insane poundages, regular protein just won't do.
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2006, 08:28:01 AM »
Showstoppa gets all of his protein supplements straight from the tap. That's the secret to his brutal 450 lb deadlift at 250 lb bodyweight. When you're lifting those kinds of insane poundages, regular protein just won't do.

ok "brainX" what is your deadlift?

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2006, 08:33:36 AM »
ok "brainX" what is your deadlift?

does it matter? your buddy sarcasm comments on peoples photos all day long without ever showing himself, so why would anyone who criticize your deadlift, have to state his own? you've set these rules yourselves.
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2006, 08:38:36 AM »
does it matter? your buddy sarcasm comments on peoples photos all day long without ever showing himself, so why would anyone who criticize your deadlift, have to state his own? you've set these rules yourselves.


Bluto to the rescue of his life partner.  BrainX knows why I'm asking.  He doesn't even do deadlifts. By the way, I'm not sarcasm.  ::)

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2006, 10:12:03 AM »
I hate to tell you this Showstoppa, but the bench press is by far my weakest lift. I'm going to deadlift 600 by the end of the year, and post the video on this board. You squad faggots could only dream of having my brute natural strength.
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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2006, 10:14:18 AM »
I hate to tell you this Showstoppa, but the bench press is by far my weakest lift. I'm going to deadlift 600 by the end of the year, and post the video on this board. You squad faggots could only dream of having my brute natural strength.

Haha you couldn't even fight yourself out of a wet paper sack.

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2006, 01:44:34 PM »

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #47 on: July 12, 2006, 01:50:19 PM »
I stopped by a supp. store this morning on the way in to pick-up a couple of things.  I noticed a middle aged guy with a whole push shopping cart full of stuff (had to be $300 worth of stuff) being led around the store by some 150lb X-small t-shirt wearing, too much hair gel glopping dude.  When lil skinny went to the back for something, the customer asked my opinion on a particular product.  I just flat told him it was garbage, as was a lot of what he had in his cart.  He just said, "Really?  I don't know much about this stuff and I'm just getting started.  And you look like you know much more than that kid in the back."  I just laughed and told him to go buy some real food with the majority of his money and maybe pick-up a small amount of things.  When lil skinny comes back the guy picks up a couple of things (a multi-vitamin at my request) and a couple of bars and tells the lil guy that I said he didn't need the other stuff.  Lil skinny gets all fired up after the guy leaves and says I cost him commision money.  I just laughed and left.

AAHHAHAAH!!!  "cost him commission money"  AHAHAAHH!!!   Now how's he gonna pay for his badass tribal tattoo?

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #48 on: July 12, 2006, 02:08:00 PM »
I hate to tell you this Showstoppa, but the bench press is by far my weakest lift. I'm going to deadlift 600 by the end of the year, and post the video on this board. You squad faggots could only dream of having my brute natural strength.

Sure you are...Capt. Pullover. hahahaha

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Re: Funny supplement store story....
« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2006, 02:10:21 PM »
You should have taken the old man's wallet for giving him that valuable advice, Showstoppa.