Ladies and gentleman, having the rare proviledge to be able to conduct an informal interview with the great Bee Pollen industry giant Vince "Shades of Dorian" Goodrum, I've been asked to post for you what will certainly prove to be the most insightful look at a rising star in the bodybuilding community. So without further delay here are the transcripts of this now famous interview.
N4J: Great to have you here Vince and thanks for taking some time out from your busy schedule.
Vince: No problem N4J, anything for the getbig brothers and besides with bee pollen sales at an all time high I can afford to take some time off to address the public regarding my bodybuilding career.
N4J: Well thanks again and let's get right into it. What got you started in bodybuilding and who inspired you the most?
Vince: Since I was already doing gay4pay via my bee pollen connections in the industry I thought the natural progression for me would be to start bodybuilding. I felt that this would greatly enhance my bee pollen business and as you may or may not know bee pollen is also a fantastic anal lubricant. Needless to say gay4pay, bodybuilding and bee pollen have been a winning combination that have made me who I am today. As far as inspiration goes I guess I would have to give honorable mention to Chris Duffy, and Derek Anthony who I have worked very closely with at varying points in my career.
N4J: Incredible story Vince, thanks for being so open. Would you care to address claims regarding the nature of your gynomastia aka "big fat titties" that have been directed towards you?
Vince: Yeah, I definately want to state for the record that I am a natural athlete and that apart from frequent use of the "magic stick" which doubles as a suppository. (: a solid but readily meltable cone or cylinder of usually medicated material for insertion into a bodily passage or cavity (as the rectum)) The actual growth of breast tissue stems from my transgender origin and the excess estrogen that quite naturally flows through my system allowing me to provide dual pleasure to my gay4pay clients.
N4J: Fascinating Vince and again, thanks for being so candid. I think the big question on everyone's mind is why do you voluntary post pictures of yourself in sort of an offseason mode on getbig? Aren't you worried that the majority of posters will try to own you and sue you?
Vince: That's something that I struggled with for years N4J and I have to thank you for bringing it up though it is a touchy subject for me. You see this all stems from my insecurities and those life changing times when my daddy used to touch me in special places...
N4J: Um.. you don't have to continue Vince. I know this is difficult for you.
Vince: No, I want to talk about it. You see it was never a problem for me and in fact both my father and half asian twin brother are now all happily living as "life partners". I just wanted to show everyone that the human body is not something we should be ashamed of and that we should all bask in the beauty of the human form and more so in my human form. Though I knew I would be subject to a lot of criticism and vigorous ownings I learned to embrace the humiliation and gain strength from it. Now a days being publicly humiliated is a very potent aphrodisiac which gives me some of the most painful erections I've ever experienced.
N4J: Wow.. a bit too much information but whatever you're comfortable with sharing is fine. Lastly I'd like to conclude with rumors circulating regarding your dominance in the sport of bodybuilding and what exactly your game plan is if at all the rumours are true that you plan on beating Ronnie Coleman in the near future.
Vince: No problem N4J and yes the rumors are true. In fact as we speak a brand new version of my ultra potent, superanabolic bee pollen is being developed. I plan to personally oversee it's marketing by promoting it while I prepare for my onslaught on the world of professional bodybuilding. The easy defeat of the once great champion, Ronnie Coleman will once and for all prove my superior genetic talent and the overwhelming effectiveness of my new bee pollen formula which by the way will also have the dual use of being an extra smooth anal lube that sure to please all my fans.
N4J: Wow, you certainly laid it all out there... um ... I'm speachless... well that concludes the interview and thanks again for the no holds barred or possibly the no holes barred content of your interview.
Vince: Oh, it was my pleasure and feel free to contact me at caliber fitness for great rates on top quality bee pollen. Stock up now while supplies last!
