No. He knows that I have The True Adonis' phone number and his advising will make me a monster.
Go eat your Doritos and watch Geraldo re-runs like you normally do BrianX.
The guy in that photo might only weigh 10 lb more than you, but he has far more muscle. He's probably twice as strong as you, too.
Now, go jack off to some bestiality porn, you sick little pervert.