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jaejonna

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Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« on: July 19, 2006, 05:40:21 AM »
(Scene cuts to NYC Club One Week Prior to Mr. GetBig)

[Jaejonna Enters Far Right]


(Dancing women stop moving to rap music in background, stare ambitiously)

Jaejonna: Hey Babes, who wants to dance with the Champ!!

Babe 1: Isnt that contest next week

Babe 2: I heard an Alexxx guy from Canada is going to win...

Jaejonna: Alexxx is pretty smart, but Alexxx is a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the ....wrong advices.

Babe 3: Can I buy you a drink, wait your in training...you must want something like a protein shake or milk at least...

Jaejonna:Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer

(Music in background gets louder)

...."One the road to riches and diamond rings, reall niggas do real things..."







4 days out Mr. Olympia

Jaejonna


(Scene cuts to Ballys)          <I pay only $12/month so flame on>



"Getting ready for the big show, i mean photoshoot on Friday. Last steps ...gettin the water out..I like this light right here!!"

Shoulders and Tris

"This is for all you puny midwestern NPC wannabe muther effers.... You guys just dont get it do you , im going to train harder , stronger, and more intensely"


During Shoulder Presses...


ARrrghhhhh ......ALEXXX !!! ALEXXX!!! ALEXXX!!!..... I WANNA BEAT HIM !!!

(Scene cuts to Montreal, home of Mr. and Mrs Rykov)

Mr. Rykov: Never feel sorry for yourself. Remember, if you are traning hard, he may be training twice as hard. You just gotta keep coming back stronger.

Alexxx: I'm training Dad! Gotta get a good pump!

Mrs. Rykov: Alexxx time for bed! Brush your teeth...

Alexxx: Moooommmmm!!!!   


Scene cuts to Montreal

A native Canadian has his bike stuck between tow other bikes in front and behind.
Alexxx, srveys the scene then walks over and lifts the back tire. The bike owner rides off.

Scene cuts to crowd watching Alexxx doing double dutch. Crowd assembles as young natural BB id skippying to the chants of dueling jumpropes.

Alexxx is now in front of punching bag, he hits the bag three times beofre wincing in pain, a crowd gathers to wonder why the young BB is not taped and why he has quit only after three punches.

(Narration):
Monteal Canada, home to Alex Rykov who will be competing in this years Mr. Get Big. Alexxx is favored in the Natural Segment of the competetion. His main competetion is his rival Jaejonna.

Alexxx " I believe I am more muscular and defined than Jaejonna. What ever the judges choose it is their decision, I can only bring the best of what Alex has."

Alexxx " When I was little we say Go to California, like if we say go to heaven. You can not go to California, it is like a make belive ...so when I go I will tell you."

Alexxx " My mother always say I am playing and to get a job, now that I am playin on the computer she is happy cause she think i am not playing... she say.. that is my son"


(Scene cuts to the pumping room prior to night show)

In the far right with his dad is Alexxx, doing upright rows
Jaejonna is doing push ups
Meso is doing pull overs on the ground

Meso: "I can take you"
Jaejonna: "Keep looking"
Alexxx: "Jaejonna Im trying to get pumped..."
Jaejonna: " What did you say alexxx ? What did you say? You have to be real quiet like a church"
(240 comes down dressed like a cowboy and approaches Jaejonna with a handshake)
Jaejonna "Thanks for everything"
Oliver: "Competetors ready ??!!??"
Jaejonna (looking over at Meso) "Ready to go?"
Meso "We are ready"
Alexxx " I need more oil!"
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 05:49:59 AM »
< Deleted Scene >

Alexxx enters the gym with TV personality "Screech"

Alexxx: "So we are going to pump you up!"

Screech " Yikes! the last time i heard the words "pump up" was when Lisa was describing the perfect girl for me!"

Alexxx: "You me Blow Up ?"

Screech: "My Lisa......<sigh>....."

Alexxx: " To be the grand champion of the greatest sport in the world you need to train like the champ."

Screech: " Yea I know about the psychology and stuff, it never works..."

Alexxx: "You are a puny genetic black hole...lets not train then, we will try something diffrent!"

(The two enter dojo "Wax on Wax Off Karate")

Alexxx: "Where is the sensai ?"

Danielson: (stumbling) "You mudder fukkas ruined me, all down ...all down in the gutter....need Valium and kettle one!"

Alexxx: "Get a hold of yourself you moron, we want to get screech moving some muscles, we heard this is a karate learning center!"

Danielson: "It was but after I had special 'training sessions' with the 12-15 age group, I got in trouble for showing them how to put on their belt, and how to take off the belt too!"

Screech: " Yikes!! That reminds me of the time Mr. Belding tried to get me to wrestle Slater in a Valley uniform for the pep rally"

Alexxx: "You idiot, I think this is all going to shit!!"


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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 08:25:59 AM »
I got to the part where the scene cuts to NYC club and lost interest after that.

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 08:34:47 AM »
This jaejonna posts the gayest posts alive, you spent time typing this shit!?!I think you were raped as a baby and your daily milk bottle was filled with daddys special brew hahahaha

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 09:08:30 AM »

black n white.
relaxed...
for my opponents
 ;)..march 2005..
and ill be bigger and better at to olympia...i mean the getbig ;)
a whooole lot bigger
choice is an illusion

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2006, 09:09:16 AM »
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

...I'm still embarassed. You lost me at "Hello".

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2006, 10:14:39 AM »
meso... shit... you might be looking at a big paycheck from the mr getbig...

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2006, 10:49:19 AM »
This jaejonna posts the gayest posts alive, you spent time typing this shit!?!I think you were raped as a baby and your daily milk bottle was filled with daddys special brew hahahaha

db2431 - you and your "boys" training for "wheels and guns" this summer too?

LOL........that pic was classic!!!

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2006, 10:54:02 AM »
meso... shit... you might be looking at a big paycheck from the mr getbig...

I doubt it.  Dude is too narrow.

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2006, 10:55:23 AM »
I doubt it.  Dude is too narrow.
No legs....
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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2006, 10:58:54 AM »
(scene cuts to the night show, Meso come out...)

Flex W: "Hahahah, yo dex gimme my hundred bucks"

(Alexxx comes out)

Dex: "Now I owe you 200"

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2006, 11:00:53 AM »
No legs....

When he puts his arms over his head, everything disappears.

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2006, 11:01:05 AM »

black n white.
relaxed...
for my opponents
 ;)..march 2005..
and ill be bigger and better at to olympia...i mean the getbig ;)
a whooole lot bigger


Are you saying your in?? ..cause I do need a challenge!
just push some weight!

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2006, 11:10:11 AM »
Then again Meso is half my size so he doesn't stand a chance. You may go in a corner and cry in shame now.
just push some weight!

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2006, 04:13:58 PM »
When he puts his arms over his head, everything disappears.
;)
choice is an illusion

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2006, 05:00:40 PM »
It's a tough call, Meso's got the shape and detail, TA's got more width and thickness. But you both pale in comparison to a late entry..


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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2006, 05:09:57 PM »
mmmm...
nope...
bigger arms thigh shoulders... chest....
dont worry i'll soon post a proper pic
 ;)
choice is an illusion

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2006, 05:11:17 PM »
mmmm...
nope...
bigger arms thigh shoulders... chest....
dont worry i'll soon post a proper pic
 ;)

you said you where going to post one today.. :'(
just push some weight!

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2006, 05:14:28 PM »
no i never..
but soon
choice is an illusion

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2006, 09:48:28 PM »
no i never..
but soon

meso, you said you don't take supplements... what are you going to do with all this stuff you win?


www.TrueProtein.com - for the TON of protein, creatine, and supplies (AND CASH!), you guys are great.

www.GetAnabolics.com - for the stacks, shopping spree, and bodyfat measurement tools - you guys are great.

Oliver - for the $350 cash prize - you the man!

Tommywishbone - for the $100 Don Ross Muscularity Award- you the man!

www.MusclemafiaClothes.c om & Keith - for the fistful of T-shirts - you the man!

Extreme Labs and GetItOnNY of getbig.com - mad props for the TON of supplements!

www.ProBodybuildingWeekl y.com - Dan & Bob, thanks for the $200 cash donation to the winner!

www.NutritionalEdge.org for $100 shopping spree on Hi-Tech products to the winner of the BEST POSER ROUTINE.

www.CaliberFitness.com for $180 in prizes and bee Pollen for contestants #4-8

www.RustyJeffers.net - IFBB Pro Rusty Jeffers for donating a copy of his new instructional DVD "Pose Like a Pro" to the winner of the BEST POSER ROUTINE.

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Re: Battle for Mr. GetBig Parody
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2006, 05:31:55 AM »
240 thats a really long prize list... indeed
im still not sure if im entering....
not really a competition guy
choice is an illusion