I thought you were being sarcastic before when you replied to chicks post about you being gay, you're seriously a peter puffer bro? A sausage smuggler?
Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler? Come again? I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun. Let me tell you a story... A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show. I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck. Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy. He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail. I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life. Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner. I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.
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