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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #75 on: July 20, 2006, 08:20:21 AM »
hits from the bong
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #76 on: July 20, 2006, 08:21:50 AM »
gaystreetcruiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you make fun of a SQUAD legend like Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who tries to contact Rodney St. Cloud and Bob Paris to go and see a La Cage Aux Folles/Les Miserables double feature and then tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i just want to take advantage of all that Broadway has to offer a little fag like me", hahahaha, gayer than a free credit report.

SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUM BANDIT ASS LORD HAHAHAHAHA oh brother hahahaha anyway I heard your the kind of "man" that walks into Metal Mikes Lords of Leather Wholesalers and scans the crowd for the biggest, greasiest, horniest, blackest man and say "Hey stud you look pretty good in that leather bandana and assless chaps. How about you pretend I'm a motorcycle and ride me a while to see how they feel" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gayer then DVD box sets hahahahaha
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #77 on: July 20, 2006, 08:25:42 AM »
gayer than a free credit report.
hahahahhaha

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #78 on: July 20, 2006, 08:34:41 AM »
yeah it sucks.

and talking on the phone with people from getbig is totally unacceptable.



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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #79 on: July 20, 2006, 08:38:51 AM »
Vince's posts and pics are unmatched. I almost pissed myself when he posted that latest pic. Then I get the added satisfaction of knowing Gordiano is going to fuck with his pic somehow. Vince is a comic genius, intentionally or not.
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #80 on: July 20, 2006, 09:07:25 AM »
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.
just push some weight!

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #81 on: July 20, 2006, 09:10:48 AM »
Special Ed has the most flair. But if you combine with & at, Sarcasm is the likeliest to get a laugh.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #82 on: July 20, 2006, 09:11:10 AM »
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.

I like him, he's funny.
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #83 on: July 20, 2006, 09:11:47 AM »
I like him, he's funny.

That's because you are gay too.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #84 on: July 20, 2006, 09:13:09 AM »
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.
ooh looks like someone has been offended by gordiano  ;D

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #85 on: July 20, 2006, 09:13:33 AM »
That's because you are gay too.

Honestly now. How long did it take you to come up with that?  :)

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #86 on: July 20, 2006, 09:20:01 AM »
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.

I vote for alexxx and showstoppa.
These guys almost make me collapse because of laughter.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #87 on: July 20, 2006, 09:22:52 AM »
Sarcasm and Mars

always make me laugh ....

like when mars goes ....<insert username> is a little bitch isnt he...

hahah
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #88 on: July 20, 2006, 09:38:16 AM »
Your mom think's you're funny..just ask her. She's the one on the right isn't she?

 

why you gotta bust on Borat like that?  In case anyone didnt know this pic is from cannes film festival and the guy in the ridiculous suit is sasha cohen A.K.A. Ali G/Borat/Bruno  from the Ali G Show.  He was there promoting the Borat movie

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #89 on: July 20, 2006, 09:48:51 AM »
why you gotta bust on Borat like that?  In case anyone didnt know this pic is from cannes film festival and the guy in the ridiculous suit is sasha cohen A.K.A. Ali G/Borat/Bruno  from the Ali G Show.  He was there promoting the Borat movie


Yeah, Borat is great. I like Bruno too, but Borat is the best. Way better than Ali G.
Sasha Cohen is a genius.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #90 on: July 20, 2006, 09:49:49 AM »
Yeah, Borat is great. I like Bruno too, but Borat is the best. Way better than Ali G.
Sasha Cohen is a genius.

I love it when he interviews politicians. ;D
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #91 on: July 20, 2006, 09:57:00 AM »
I go for Vince, who has made everybody, and i mean every everybody LAUGH!

Just not on purpose.
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #92 on: July 20, 2006, 10:07:56 AM »
First off,

This guy One More Rep, is a total perverted sex-on-the-brain queer, I am gay myself and I can tell you about his type. They get off on describing gay sex to straight guys in some perverted attempt to turn them on or make them jealous. They have done all the sex they can handle and have moved on to doing this as their new fetish/obsession. I can't deny that he blew a guy backstage, the problem is he is getting off describing the story to you guys. There are some gay guys on this board that sneakily get you guys to talk about homo erotic stuff, like hustling, posing trunks and glut's. Don't fall for it. Mods you should delete their accounts. Its obvious to me, but maybe not to you guys. They give our community a bad name. They are always preying on straight guys. They are  a small minority,the worst our community has to offer and unfortunately they are often the only ones you meet.

Anyway enough of this queer.  The funniest guy on this board is without a doubt 240.  His thread about Don Long was Getbig's  greatest moment. The way he lured everyone into that discussion, and calmly and quietly waited till everyone committed themselves and then owned them was just brilliant. The guy should have his own column on getbig.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #93 on: July 20, 2006, 10:31:53 AM »
the rabbi or excite bike....

AHAHAHAAHH!!!   Brrrrrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrrr!!!!!

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #94 on: July 20, 2006, 10:32:37 AM »
First off,

This guy One More Rep, is a total perverted sex-on-the-brain queer, I am gay myself

No you're not, real gays don't hate on their own.  

They get off on describing gay sex to straight guys in some perverted attempt to turn them on or make them jealous. They have done all the sex they can handle and have moved on to doing this as their new fetish/obsession. I can't deny that he blew a guy backstage, the problem is he is getting off describing the story to you guys.

And the problem lies where?

There are some gay guys on this board that sneakily get you guys to talk about homo erotic stuff, like hustling, posing trunks and glut's. Don't fall for it. Mods you should delete their accounts. Its obvious to me, but maybe not to you guys. They give our community a bad name. They are always preying on straight guys. They are  a small minority,the worst our community has to offer and unfortunately they are often the only ones you meet.

Look sunny, you obviously have no clue what you speak of, but let me try to enlighten you a tad bit.  Deep within every man, there lies a sense of just being.  Love is relative to what you have been programmed to love.  Society has pegged us, Gay men, as the atrocities that have been products of genetic variations that have led to mental distortion expressed via effeminate features or ways.  I say bullshit, I say we gay men are not any different than any other man at basic matters, but, if anything, we have just evolved further than most men have to the point that we acknowledge that love is truly universal and not some sacred bond between only man and woman.  Now, this fairy tale you preach with regards to me getting off when telling my stories to others in the hopes of "turning them (Straight men) on or make them jealous" is really a farfetched assumption that only a feeble-minded, knuckle-dragging behemoth as yourself with a mere 17 posts and never the pleasure of interacting with me, can make.  Don't judge me for my sexual preference or actions, if you are truly gay, then you out of all here should know that "OUR" community and I say that loosely since it is becoming a universal community, has been at times plagued with that same mind frame that you hold, which brings about separation among "us", again I say us loosely, because I doubt that you, sir, are a homo.  Unlike yourself, who obviously has to be a closet homosexual that as a armchair participant only takes part by getting off to online muscle bear porn, I go out and make history.  Joe Weider makes/builds legends, I, in turn, fvck them.

Again, careful with what you say impudent fool, we are not the same.


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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #95 on: July 20, 2006, 10:34:36 AM »
Sarcasm and Mars

always make me laugh ....

like when mars goes ....<insert username> is a little bitch isnt he...

hahah

That is a classic!!

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #96 on: July 20, 2006, 10:38:07 AM »
Nycbull, for your viewing pleasure, an encore..


Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler?  Come again?  I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun.  Let me tell you a story...  A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show.  I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck.  Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy.  He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail.  I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life.  Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner.  I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2006, 10:46:29 AM »
The funniest guy on this board is without a doubt 240.  His thread about Don Long was Getbig's  greatest moment. The way he lured everyone into that discussion, and calmly and quietly waited till everyone committed themselves and then owned them was just brilliant.

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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #98 on: July 20, 2006, 12:15:22 PM »

 I nominate gordiano...

 DA, Adam Reiche and Vince made me chuckle for my short career here on getbig...but gordiano has made me laugh so loud and hard my abs got a killer static contraction hold workout and felt soreness the next day...
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Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
« Reply #99 on: July 20, 2006, 12:23:19 PM »
That is a classic!!


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