Author Topic: Rare Sighting.... (Read 8148 times)

BroadStreetBruiser · « **on:** July 20, 2006, 12:03:50 PM »

A rare Yngwie Malsteem was spotted in a parking lot before disappearing into the woods

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:08:27 PM »

bwahahahah i love how yngwie wears that same outfit even in public, he refuses to acknowledge that he has become fat as hell and still wears the tight leather. oh well, if your among the greatest guitarists ever to live you can get away with stuff.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:10:26 PM »

How many idiots "scalloped" their fretboards, ruining good guitars trying to mimick that slob?

Blockhead · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:12:18 PM »

Greatest guitar player of all time is C.C. DeVille...

I ETA PI · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:13:15 PM »

His new track, titled "really fast arpeggieos.....again!" is due out next month!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:14:01 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:11:42 PM

Yngwie has written the same song for 20 years. He should try to be a little innovative.

A lot of guys do that. How about Bob Dylan or the Rolling Stones. Your just mad cause you bought a Squier from Target and couldn't master any of your favorite Culture Club songs hahahaha

Bluto · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:15:02 PM »

Too bad his bad ass Rolex watch isn't visible on that photo, it's on the other arm

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:16:19 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:15:34 PM

I just grow bored of his standard sweeps and harmonic minor runs.

Yeah but that's his thing.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:19:01 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:17:22 PM

It's still boring after 20 years. It might be "cool" in certain circles, yet, if you've learnt one Yngwie song, you've learnt them all.

HATER

I ETA PI · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:19:21 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:17:22 PM

It's still boring after 20 years. It might be "cool" in certain circles, yet, if you've learnt one Yngwie song, you've learnt them all.

But, you still haven't "learnt" to spell.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:20:37 PM »

Quote from: I ETA PI on July 20, 2006, 12:19:21 PM

But, you still haven't "learnt" to spell.

Good thing being smart is out of style. He'd be double fucked.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:23:22 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:22:38 PM

English is not my first language smartass

What country has gibberish as it's native language then?

IceCold · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:25:21 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:21:54 PM

Yngwie should take lessons from Michael Romeo, symphony X does have some innovative stuff. I grew bored of Yngwie after learning "Black Star" many years ago. Oh, and John Petrucci beats the shit out of the neoclassical losers

dream theatre sucks.

I ETA PI · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:25:35 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:24:45 PM

Poor baby, are your feelings hurt?

Feelings aren't my first sense.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:25:51 PM »

Buckethead kills them all.

Bluto · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:26:47 PM »

Buckethead is the shit.

YoMamaBeenLurking · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:27:51 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on July 20, 2006, 12:25:51 PM

Buckethead kills them all.

Concur!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:28:46 PM »

Buckethead was raised by chickens in a chicken coop

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:29:37 PM »

I listened to albums "Colma" and "Electric Tears" earlier today

Bluto · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:30:14 PM »

i think lee priest should use that kfc bucket on his head as props, dont think buckethead would mind

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:30:14 PM »

I have a whole Buckethead mix cd. Too Many Humans and Night of the Slunk are my tops. Hog Bitch Stomp is good as well.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:31:41 PM »

Dream Theater is good if your in the high school band or aren't cool enough to grow long hair. Usually the guys who like dream theater are guys who enjoy playing like robots instead of looking cool which is what rock is about.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:41:28 PM »

Rock is all about looking cool:

COOL:

UNCOOL:

figgs · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:43:46 PM »

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I can't play that on the guitar but I can accurately whistle nearly the entire solo!

YoungBlood · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:44:57 PM »

Quote from: DF on July 20, 2006, 12:33:23 PM

John Coltrane takes Yngwie back to school any day, even from his grave

Finally someone posts something worthwhile!

Yngwie was great, but that was 20 years ago. As been said before, he hasn't done anything really new in quite a long time.
Coltrane was constantly improving. Dylan, hasn't improved, but his music is not one that merits improvement. Pop/top 40/rock and roll has always been about familiarity and structure. Jazz, a la Coltrane, is about how many things you can do/say, without repeating yourself. Often viewd as playing as many versions of the same thing, without reiterating a previous statement or word.

There are plenty of great metal/rock guitarists, and many that have improved or changed, that would top the list before Yngwie. And NO C.C. DEVILLE IS NOT ONE OF THEM!!!!!

Eddie Van Halen, John Frusciante (SP...dude from the Chili Peppers), Jason Becker prior to his illness, Marty Friedman, Eric Johnson, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai......