If this is a gimmick account, well done
If on the other hand it is not, you really should calm down, it isn't healthy. If you need a laugh, go find a Vince post, they make any bad day a better one (unless you're Vince, and in that case, well...)
There's two people I cant stand on these boards and that's Alexxx and Sarcasm. Every post that they put out is sh*t. Nothing to help anybody in anyway shape or form. I guess, you have to have your clowns in every bodybuilding thread. The thing is, I'm not laughing. People want to come on these boards to learn, and if they are comedians. Hell, sign me up to see the next Carrot Top comedy show.