Author Topic: MOS' Size claims, funny shit (Read 3706 times)

Bluto · « **on:** July 22, 2006, 03:28:02 PM »

I found some funny size claims of "squad" member MOS (Man of Steel), check it out:

"I'm a thick endomorph that can put on muscle just as quickly as bf"

"I'm no mesomorphic, x-framed bb with a genetic 6-pack since age 9"

"I currently weigh 295 lbs"

This one is funny too:

"I'm the guy you see in the gym all the time and think, "damn that dude's big."

That's one disillusoned guy

and oh yeah, looks like he uses the same excuse as sarcasm for not posting a pic

"Why won't I post a pic on Getbig? Duh, got a enough shit in my life."

Probably have the same lack of confidence too...

Bast000 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:29:05 PM »

"Why won't I post a pic on Getbig? Duh, got a enough shit in my life."

huh

Bluto · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:32:03 PM »

He's afraid people will ridicule him, big boy 295lbs is afraid of "the haters!!!"

Bast000 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:34:54 PM »

where are your photographs Bluto?

Bluto · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:35:47 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on July 22, 2006, 03:34:54 PM

where are your photographs Bluto?

so you gonna use that animated "you sexy guy" or what the hell it was you posted before?

Bast000 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:35:47 PM

so you gonna use that animated "you sexy f**cker" or what the hell it was you posted before?

i was joking with adonis. you don't understand humor, Ceasar?

Woten · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:28:02 PM

I found some funny size claims of "squad" member MOS (Man of Steel), check it out:

"I'm a thick endomorph that can put on muscle just as quickly as bf"

"I'm no mesomorphic, x-framed bb with a genetic 6-pack since age 9"

"I currently weigh 295 lbs"

This one is funny too:

"I'm the guy you see in the gym all the time and think, "damn that dude's big."

That's one disillusoned guy

and oh yeah, looks like he uses the same excuse as sarcasm for not posting a pic

"Why won't I post a pic on Getbig? Duh, got a enough shit in my life."

Probably have the same lack of confidence too...

and just who the fuck are you? fat lad!

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:37:43 PM »

I wasn't ripped apart.

davidpaul · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:38:23 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on July 22, 2006, 03:37:43 PM

I wasn't ripped apart.

you just werent carbed loaded you mass monster

Bast000 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:39:52 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on July 22, 2006, 03:38:23 PM

you just werent carbed loaded you mass monster

that's right, don't be jealous.

Bluto · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:41:09 PM »

MOS is just another fat fuck that nobody would suspect lift anything but his fork

Bast000 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:43:22 PM »

Bluto just wants to see pictures of men to beat off to.

Gordon_Gekko · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:28:02 PM

That's one disillusoned guy

Disillusioned or delusional?

Scimowser · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:28:05 AM »

what it comes down to is that if you DONT post a pic to back up your claims then youre talking shite. Proof is a necessity in here!

avesher · « **Reply #14 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:41:20 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:41:09 PM

MOS is just another fat f**k that nobody would suspect lift anything but his fork

as a fork lifter extraordinaire I take exception to your comment lol

Woten · « **Reply #15 on:** July 23, 2006, 10:27:18 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on July 23, 2006, 10:24:16 AM

This big?

Shit dude, beign a fat clown is one thing... but what is all of the shit located at various points over his body?

It looks as if his lardy mass has its own gravity pull, and thusly has attracted a collection of small household objects unable to escape the gravitas of his all encompassing bulk

dear me

onlyme · « **Reply #16 on:** July 23, 2006, 11:17:52 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on July 23, 2006, 10:24:16 AM

This big?

Looks like that fucker has his own utensils he carries around with him. Is that a spatula.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #17 on:** July 23, 2006, 11:32:57 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on July 23, 2006, 10:24:16 AM

This big?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2006, 11:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 22, 2006, 03:28:02 PM

I found some funny size claims of "squad" member MOS (Man of Steel), check it out:

"I'm a thick endomorph that can put on muscle just as quickly as bf"

"I'm no mesomorphic, x-framed bb with a genetic 6-pack since age 9"

"I currently weigh 295 lbs"

This one is funny too:

"I'm the guy you see in the gym all the time and think, "damn that dude's big."

That's one disillusoned guy

and oh yeah, looks like he uses the same excuse as sarcasm for not posting a pic

"Why won't I post a pic on Getbig? Duh, got a enough shit in my life."

Probably have the same lack of confidence too...

Where's his pic?

LuciusFox · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2006, 12:38:10 PM »

295 pounds? He must be 9 feet tall

Bluto · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2006, 01:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on July 23, 2006, 11:38:07 AM

Where's his pic?

Nowhere. He's afraid to post it. I don't know if him and sarcasm are related...

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2006, 01:04:29 PM »

Quote from: LuciusFox on July 23, 2006, 12:38:10 PM

295 pounds? He must be 9 feet tall

He's a fat comicbook collecting pussy whipped spandex worshipping slob.