Author Topic: Who would win a fight, Bruce Lee or Sly Stallone? (Read 13187 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #50 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:38:30 AM »

Quote from: james_hetfield on July 23, 2006, 10:37:46 PM

this thread is so fuckin gay. U say u have "been thinkin alot about it lateley", that is pathetic on so many levels.

Shut up James you alcoholic

Bluto · « **Reply #51 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:39:34 AM »

Quote from: Bear on July 24, 2006, 03:29:38 AM

Well Rockie is the worst fighter ever if you watch the quality of the fights in the films, with like zero defence he gets hit all the time, lol, so lee would have it.

Rocky wins though and that's what counts. And remember this from Rocky V, I don't know how many times I have to post this for you guys to understand:

MY RING IS OUTSIDE

Bluto · « **Reply #52 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:40:39 AM »

Quote from: mossel on July 24, 2006, 01:12:00 AM

Bruce would "2 inch punch" stallone to hell.

(check out the 2 finger pushup...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ04HLDQ8kg&search=bruce%20lee%20punch

Oh yeah? I bet Sly would rush Bruce, take him up like a little kid and slam him to the ground if that didn't knock him out he could expect a brutal ground and pound. Sly is that good.

2 inch punch, hahaha no way

DK II · « **Reply #53 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:43:37 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 03:40:39 AM

Oh yeah? I bet Sly would rush Bruce, take him up like a little kid and slam him to the ground if that didn't knock him out he could expect a brutal ground and pound. Sly is that good.

2 inch punch, hahaha no way

hahaha, lmao.
it was the ONE inch punch, and the best thing is that he just pushes the guy forward. no punching at all.

Bluto · « **Reply #54 on:** July 24, 2006, 03:44:31 AM »

2 inch jerk off more like it!! I bet all those guys cheering for bruce lee got a thing for asian meat !!!

Playboy · « **Reply #55 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:57:22 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 23, 2006, 04:57:05 PM

And I'm talking about one no bullshit, no rules, fight to the death kinda fight

This is something that I've been thinking a lot lately and I am sure you have too.

So let's try to solve this once and for all. Speak on this

Bruce Lee hands down. Stupid question. His martial arts/fighting skills will never be matched by anyone on this planet. He made a career out of kicking the shit out of people.

Bluto · « **Reply #56 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:00:13 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on July 24, 2006, 04:57:22 AM

Bruce Lee hands down. Stupid question. His martial arts/fighting skills will never be matched by anyone on this planet. He made a career out of kicking the shit out of people.

oh yeah? whatabout stallone? he got a career out of kicking shit out of people too.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #57 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:02:34 AM »

Bluto, is this thread an example of your new role as self-proclaimed emperor: chumming the waters for trolling expeditions!?

/Can be amusing, but must be done sparingly.

Bluto · « **Reply #58 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:03:21 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 24, 2006, 05:02:34 AM

Bluto, is this thread an example of your new role as self-proclaimed emperor: chumming the waters for trolling expeditions!?

/Can be amusing, but must be done sparingly.

Is this your way of telling me you don't approve of this thread?

dr.chimps · « **Reply #59 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:08:27 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 05:03:21 AM

Is this your way of telling me you don't approve of this thread?

No, I think it's quite amusing, and I'm even more amused by those who post with overly 'serious' answers. All I'm saying is you've got to space them out or else you run the risk of these people realizing what your game is. Then the fun is over.

/love the avatar

Bluto · « **Reply #60 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:11:26 AM »

The game is to be sold, not to be told

Slick Vic · « **Reply #61 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:14:35 AM »

Quote from: Jr. Yates on July 23, 2006, 04:58:29 PM

Bruce Lee would win.

By a landslide.

Bluto · « **Reply #62 on:** July 24, 2006, 05:17:59 AM »

You Slyhaters fail to convince me why Bruce Lee would win. Try Harder.
Sly is a purple belt in BJJ under Ricardo Sanchez team brava brasil, what can you tell me about Bruce Lee's groundgame? Exactly he has none.

In real life a fight goes to the ground

pumpster · « **Reply #63 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:04:14 AM »

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this thread is so fuckin gay. U say u have "been thinkin alot about it lateley", that is pathetic on so many levels.

This is an utterly stupid question asked by a mindless Stallone ball-licker. Who else would even think to ask, comparing a paper manufactured hero like Stallone who acquired an LA gym bod with plenty of help from personal trainers & drugs and has no true athleticism, with a legit great like Bruce Lee?

It's mindless to even bother discussing. Bruce Lee & Van Damme or Chuck Norris would make a lot more sense to anyone intellgent.

Stallone's so unathletic that all the fight scenes in his stupid movies weren't believable, were fake as hell - something that didn't even occur to dumbass Bluto until just now. All this time he's been impressed no blown away by those fight scenes. Better to ask who would win between Stallone and Chuck Woolery.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #64 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:46:27 AM »

Quote from: pumpster on July 24, 2006, 06:04:14 AM

This is an utterly stupid question asked by a Stallone ball-licking moron. Who else would even think to ask this, comparing a paper manufactured hero like Stallone who acquired an LA gym bod with plenty of help from personal trainers & drugs and has no true athleticism, with a legit fighter like Bruce Lee.

It's a mindless thing to even discuss. Bruce Lee & Van Damme or Chuck Norris would be the question to ask.

Stallone's so unathletic that all the fight scenes in his stupid movies are fake as hell - something that didn't even occur to dumbass Bluto until i just brought it up now. All this time he's been impressed by those lameass fight scenes. Better to ask who would win between Stallone and Chuck Woolery.

I'm gonna back you up right there. YES, Bruce lee is the almighty, you cant compare him with fcuking Rambo. Sly got no martial arts credibility. Somebody else does all the fcuking stunt for him. I would compare bruce lee to guys like: van damme, Norris, Segal. jackie chan, Jet li. etc. but not some dude who require a contant body double for his fight scene

pumpster · « **Reply #65 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:49:27 AM »

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I'm gonna back you up right there. YES, Bruce lee is the almighty, you cant compare him with fcuking Rambo. Sly got no martial arts credibility. Somebody else does all the fcuking stunt for him. I would compare bruce lee to guys like: van damme, Norris, Segal. jackie chan, Jet li. etc. but not some dude who require a contant body double for his fight scene

How many posters of Stallone do you think Bluto has and how many of them are nude shots?

Who would win between Stallone and either (1) Chuck Woolery or (2) the guy from Fantasy Island?

Hedgehog · « **Reply #66 on:** July 24, 2006, 06:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 23, 2006, 04:57:05 PM

And I'm talking about one no bullshit, no rules, fight to the death kinda fight

This is something that I've been thinking a lot lately and I am sure you have too.

So let's try to solve this once and for all. Speak on this

This one's easy.

Bruce Lee would have the upper hand.

Until Sly twists his trucker cap backwards, showing he means serious business. Then it's game over for the Asian Sensation.

Sly will finish him off in no time.

YIP
Zack

Playboy · « **Reply #67 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:32:25 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 05:00:13 AM

oh yeah? whatabout stallone? he got a career out of kicking shit out of people too.

If it wasn't for Bruce Lee, there would be no martial arts in america today. He kicked the shit out of people in real life...not on a movie stage. He was forced to leave China because he was constantly getting into fights and he came close to killing a few individuals. You should check out his biography. Its remarkable. Stallone is a mere punching back for the worlds greatest and dead martial artists. Bruce Lee would make minced meat out of stallone very, very easily. Anyone who has taken martial arts for a long time (10 years or more) and has studied Bruce Lee and his background will agree with me on this one. Sorry Bluto, but your wrong here.

Bluto · « **Reply #68 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:38:47 AM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on July 24, 2006, 06:53:40 AM

This one's easy.

Bruce Lee would have the upper hand.

Until Sly twists his trucker cap backwards, showing he means serious business. Then it's game over for the Asian Sensation.

Sly will finish him off in no time.

YIP
Zack

That's what I'm saying !!!
Sly was all business in OVER THE TOP

Bluto · « **Reply #69 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:39:29 AM »

Quote from: Playboy on July 24, 2006, 08:32:25 AM

If it wasn't for Bruce Lee, there would be no martial arts in america today. He kicked the shit out of people in real life...not on a movie stage. He was forced to leave China because he was constantly getting into fights and he came close to killing a few individuals. You should check out his biography. Its remarkable. Stallone is a mere punching back for the worlds greatest and dead martial artists. Bruce Lee would make minced meat out of stallone very, very easily. Anyone who has taken martial arts for a long time (10 years or more) and has studied Bruce Lee and his background will agree with me on this one. Sorry Bluto, but your wrong here.

but whatabout stallones groundgame

sarcasm · « **Reply #70 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:44:35 AM »

Bruce Lee was a little 127lb. Chinese queer p.ussy.

Bluto · « **Reply #71 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:45:51 AM »

finally we agree on something

Spike · « **Reply #72 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:46:13 AM »

all business

bring it

Bluto · « **Reply #73 on:** July 24, 2006, 08:55:40 AM »

good photo

that's the same fist that would knock bruce lees teeth out !!

SLY PUT A SMACK DOWN ON THAT CHINESE BITCH

KTMckay · « **Reply #74 on:** July 24, 2006, 09:04:05 AM »

&search=bruce%20lee

slyvester would get f*cked up!!

Author Topic: Who would win a fight, Bruce Lee or Sly Stallone? (Read 13187 times)

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