Okay, so let's sum up:
1. Vinny was allegedly hurt in a hockey match.
2. Bo found out that Hope was still alive.
3. Vinny announced he was out of the NOC.
4. Roman declared his love for Jennifer.
5. Vinny said he was just joking.
6. Frankie raped the maid, then found out it was his mother.
7. Vinny was allegedly hurt working out.
8. Patch came back only to find out that Kayla had remarried, thinking he was dead.
9. Vinny told Jack a secret with the ominous warning, "Cross your fingers, hope to die"
10. Victor tortured Jon Black for disclosing his finances.
11. Jack betrayed Vinny by telling everyone about the phantom injury.
12. Bo saved Patch from a drive-by fruiting.
13. Vinny announced he was out of the NOC.
14. Dr. DeMilia reviewed the MRIs and in his medical opinion found nothing wrong.
15. Jack pleaded his case to the people.
16. Vinny and Jack nearly came to blows.
17. Jennifer came between them and was knocked the fucck out.
18. Frankie declared his love for Jennifer.
19. Vinny turned his back on his blood brother Jack.
20. Jack wished Vinny well.
21. Hope realized that Roman was Jon Black's brother.
22. Jack Black hosted the MTV Awards.
23. Jack London hosted the PDI Awards.
24. Jon Black hosted the Daytime Emmy Awards.
25. Bob and Victor agreed to monopolize all of Salem.
26. Dr. DeMilia secretly plotted the destruction of Salem with a masked friend.
27. Vinny announced that a mysterious Uncle Jim would be arriving in Salem.
28. Jack spilled his guts and confessed to the hip injury.
29. Frankie was arrested by Abe and thrown in jail with his old training partner Craig.
30. Lance Bass of NSYNC announced he was gay but still competing in the NOC.
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.
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Special "Bye Bye Bye" Ed
