Why do you always say 'dude'. Just speak on here how you would in the streets, yo!
Let me rephrase what you really wanted to say...
"..ey...ey...ey homey turn the radio down muthafka damn...snap maaan...tryin to say somephin...ey...we already fin to talk about dat cracker mthafka John Cena for about a minute...what you need to do is stop smokin so much crack G...actin a damn foo' up in here..."
Just be real, brah!