Author Topic: Does Anyone Believe Chris Cormier's Ridiculous B.S. Story? (Read 9714 times)

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:43:50 AM »

give him a break

bigmc · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:46:38 AM »

No cause he is in hospital

bigmc · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:50:08 AM »

ok my bad give him hell

how dare he get ill

ribonucleic · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2006, 09:53:14 AM »

How long before Blockhead posts a lame cellphone joke here?

Blockhead · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM »

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

natural al · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:28:08 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

LOL at the way you waited for just the right moment to spring into action!!! Perfect timing!!

xpac2 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:28:46 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

You are the king!

Adam Empire · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:29:10 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

Was the cell phone taped to his head ala Mike Morris.

alexxx · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:29:36 AM »

Quote from: Grundle on August 03, 2006, 09:51:31 AM

He's a junkie and liar, but wait, he's telling the truth this time!!!

Then you have a lot in common except muscle size and english dicktionay.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:35:29 AM »

why would he lie about some shit like that

Tomanater · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:36:36 AM »

Quote from: Grundle on August 03, 2006, 09:42:17 AM

Is anyone else tired of the retarded horse shite ifbb junkies spew when they overdose?

Damn, you really got a hard on for this one.. crawl back in the closet your mommy let you out of..
Grundle-You have got to be the biggest phucken idiot on this site ...
get a life ..

Blockhead · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:38:56 AM »

Quote from: natural al on August 03, 2006, 10:28:08 AM

LOL at the way you waited for just the right moment to spring into action!!! Perfect timing!!

Thanks, player! Thats how I roll!!!!

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:39:03 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 03, 2006, 10:35:29 AM

why would he lie about some shit like that

Because he's a liar.

Look, I have always thought Cormier has/had one of the best overall physiques in BB, but as a person he is a turd. Drugs, bailing out on shows with mysterious stomach viruses, etc... The guy is a great BB....from the neck down.

tate · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:57:40 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

BOOO!! You're lame, get off the stage...

Blockhead · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:03:10 AM »

I see...hmmm. I'm guessing you must be one of those educated house-ni---z, right?

RJB · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:27:40 AM »

Next thing you know, he'll come up with some kooky story about how ninjas attacked him!

studhammer · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2006, 11:35:44 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 10:13:53 AM

...NOW!

I don't believe any of it. I know what really happened...my sources was saying something about how he was using his cell phone under powerlines during a major thunder storm...detailes are all heresay right now but rumor has it lightning struck one of the power generators and ricocheted(sp?) off one of the cables which caused the current to direct itself right to Cormiers cell phone's antenna which zapped his b-ack ass s good it knocked him out cold for a month!

I'll confirm it when I have more information...like I said this is what I heard from other sources. I should even have what ho he was on the phone with to...and what conversation was overheard before the whole incident...stand by.

That was awesome!

Miss Demeanor · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:11:54 PM »

Blockhead is cool.

mac7000 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:12:11 PM »

The best part of the story is when he's in the ambulance and he looks over and says he flat lined a couple times! Give me a break Im a paramedic and that shit doesn't happen. Crushed vertebrae? thats almost as believable as when guys drop out of contest due to a flu.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:14:29 PM »

He is totally full of shit.

Im sure he has his reasons though for being full of shit.

Blockhead · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:17:25 PM »

Thanks, MISS...

I know right...I went to medic school so I know a little bit about it as well...he may have had 'prapiapism(sp?)' but thats only if one of the medics was a white bitch.

He didnt flat line...then he proceeded to say he saw some fitness chick in the rig...what a fkn bullsiht artist!

The only way he flatlined is if the medics took the cell phone out of his hands. He'd go in to shock if that happened...then yea I can see him flatlining. So maybe...

sgt. d · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:20:44 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 03, 2006, 11:03:10 AM

I see...hmmm. I'm guessing you must be one of those educated house-ni---z, right?

Blockhead · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:22:28 PM »

Was I wrong? Nope!

mac7000 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:24:07 PM »

Im also curious were these Mags and websites find these writers for there interviews. They are all poorly written, including indepth questions like whats your favorite color? or did you play sports in high school? I want to know why Cormier was waiting in Jersey to go to England. He says its alot closer as opposed to flying from LA. That has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. " I'm going to wait in jersey for a couple weeks so I shave three hours off my flight."