Author Topic: Nicole Bass on Howard Stern last week (Read 11956 times)

GHGut · « **on:** August 03, 2006, 04:21:06 PM »

Anyone hear Nicole on Stern last week (Thursday the 27th)?

Sad to listen to (but entertaining).
Nicole doesn't seem to be doing well financially, although she claims her health is better. She fears she and her husband could be homeless soon.

Another IFBB success story.

doison · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:22:24 PM »

Why would they be homeless? Can they not find a job?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:25:25 PM »

I guess her schmoe porn income is drying up.

Dan-O · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:33:02 PM »

Pro bodybuilding is such a noble and lucrative profession that attracts only the best & brightest... so you can imagine it's quite a shock to hear about former pro bodybuilders on the skids... who'd have thunk it??!?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:34:17 PM »

In retrospect, it's not surprising - given the way she treats her fans.

divcom · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:53:50 PM »

When some of these pros sign contracts...they should have a clause where as they can do intern work for the companies instead of crying about they need more time in the gym and sleep. Ronnie is probably the most stable of the top ten 10 pros with an accounting background and police pension or job waiting for him.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:56:51 PM »

LOL, like someone else said, she can't find a job? I'm sure the local McDonald's is hiring, oh wait..that's right, she wouldn't work that kind of a job because she's accustomed to that 'special lifestyle' of not doing anything for money.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on August 03, 2006, 04:56:51 PM

I'm sure the local McDonald's is hiring

Picturing her steroid-induced foghorn voice coming through the drivethrough box. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"

legbreaker · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:07:04 PM »

What happened to her husbands gym?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:11:35 PM »

"Bass has performed in some adult movies for Extreme Associates, such as "Beat Your Ass". She has never engaged in sexual intercourse on film. Instead, she plays the role of a mistress or dominatrix, physically abusing smaller and more attractive women."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Bass

Sheer class.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:13:11 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on August 03, 2006, 04:59:26 PM

Picturing her steroid-induced foghorn voice coming through the drivethrough box. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"

If I can order McD's from some pimply teenager with 14 piercings on her face and 8 different colors in her hair I'm sure I'd be able to handle the unsolved genetic mystery that is BASS.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:15:04 PM »

The thought of those calloused man-hands reaching out of the drivethrough window to hand me back my change... shudder...

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:18:29 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on August 03, 2006, 05:15:04 PM

The thought of those calloused man-hands reaching out of the drivethrough window to hand me back my change... shudder...

That's why I keep a police baton in my SUV

LOL... back demon! back!

dr.chimps · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on August 03, 2006, 05:13:11 PM

If I can order McD's from some pimply teenager with 14 piercings on her face and 8 different colors in her hair I'm sure I'd be able to handle the unsolved genetic mystery that is BASS.

*golf clap* Well played, Sir.

knny187 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:32:32 PM »

from his website:

ribonucleic · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:37:39 PM »

Posting that picture is going to get UKGold very, very excited.

Johnny Big Nutz · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:40:43 PM »

Wow, she sure is a "looker."

knny187 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:50:28 PM »

she's got the "elbow" thing going on

tech n9ne · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:51:28 PM »

http://media.putfile.com/Nicole-Bass-on-Howard-Stern

dknole · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:53:26 PM »

she spent all of her savings on medical bills from multiple hospitalizations for pancreatitis.

Johnny Big Nutz · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:32:30 PM »

Quote from: dknole on August 03, 2006, 06:53:26 PM

she spent all of her savings on medical bills from multiple hospitalizations for pancreatitis.

That shit is the worst. Is she a big drinker??

buffalo · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:36:22 PM »

God...when will women learn to stay away from the fuckin' juice, already??

what do they think is in there future if they keep doing this shit???

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:36:46 PM »

she's aged considerably

Diesel1 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:52:36 PM »

Quote from: tech n9ne on August 03, 2006, 06:51:28 PM

http://media.putfile.com/Nicole-Bass-on-Howard-Stern

Good stuff, cheers.

I was pissing myself laughing when they were playing the munsters theme tune lol

ribonucleic · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2006, 08:07:47 PM »

Thanks for the link. But I had to stop listening after 5 minutes. It was like someone making a toothless old bar rummy dance for a nickel. That shit is depressing.