Sorry, no. You're wrong.
Hahaha yes DK. The story is that shadow dresses up like a begger and chooses the street where there is maximum musclebear activity and he says in a pleading voice, "Please, I haven't had anything to eat all day". And when the moved musclebear throws him some alms, shadow goes, "But I wasn't talking about eating like in food - I was talking about the other 'eating'. Now why don't you just bend over and let me have my way. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeease?", as the disgusted guy walks away. Hahaha gayer than a pink Ipod