If Chick says he never did that, than I believe him, case closed.
That's exactly what I've been saying too. In a similar vein...
If Titus says he is innocent, then I believe him, case closed. Let the man go free!
If OJ says he's 100% Not Guilty, then I believe him, case closed. ESPN needs a good colored commentator anyway.
If Bush says Iraq had nuclear weapons, then I believe him, case closed. Vote YES on a third term.
If Clinton says he never had sexual relations with that woman, then I believe him, case closed. Who would cheat on a hottie like Hillary anyway?
And if Flex Wheeler says he was carjacked by Ninjas then GODDAMN IT I believe him, case closed. Those damn ninjas have invaded this great nation of ours, and no one seems to care!
Special "Batter Up" Ed