Kelly Ryan - Exclusive Interview From Jail!

[sarcasm]

Bob would have b.itch slapped Titus, Titus was great at sucker punching people but when someone is ready he's a p.ussy.

[nycbull]

You girls on this site post the dumbest shit i've ever read. Assholes, dont you ladies realise that Kelly cant talk about the case, are you fools really that stupid? And then idiots are asking Bob Chick the stupidest nonsense about drug use and nubain , I mean holy shit your some dumb fucks! Bob if I were you I wouldn't even answer these fools, my god!

Good point but the journalist could still have asked some more interesting without brining up the case.

Even telling Kelly the truth that the reason why here skin is so smooth was due to multiple Botox injections would have been more interesting.

[Playboy]

Brenda Kelly visits her close friend Kelly Ryan at the Clark County Detention Center. Months away from her and Craig Titus' January trial for the murder of Melissa James, see how Kelly is coping with life in prison.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/brenda45.htm

W

How cute. No mention of murder, lies, denial and the pain and suffering that the family of the slain Melissa are going through.
That whole situation makes me sick.
PB

[HUGEPECS]

at one point, I thought somebody should have lay a smackdown on titus ass for being a punk ass all the time. He better dont fcuk with those dudes in Jail

[nycbull]

"Kelly wants to let the fitness industry know she prays for us all every day. She prays about the misguided ones..."


Uhh yea look who's talking.

It is only a matter of time when Kelly will begin to expose the stories of all the "misguided ones" under the guise of helping them through Jesus. She will expose the dirty secrets of all the inductry and all the competitors she knows in the belief that it is God working through her, when really it will be to get attention and bring down everyone else with her. THose of you with vested interest in bodybuilding should be very worried about her.

[jaejonna]

at one point, I thought somebody should have lay a smackdown on titus ass for being a punk ass all the time. He better dont fcuk with those dudes in Jail

Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...plus Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped...you have to be a known molester/rapist or some guy stirring things too much..eg the cellblock drug dealer, gang leader, ect...if you mind your own business and dont step on toes then your alright... but there is the ocasional fuckhead who will mess with you cause you happen to be that guy he hates...

[HUGEPECS]

Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...plus Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped...you have to be a known molester/rapist or some guy stirring things too much..eg the cellblock drug dealer, gang leader, ect...if you mind your own business and dont step on toes then your alright... but there is the ocasional fuckhead who will mess with you cause you happen to be that guy he hates...

lol....shyyyyt. tough place . if he's guilty, maybe of second degree murder, he's still getting 20yrs and that's a long fcuking time

[jaejonna]

lol....shyyyyt. tough place . if he's guilty, maybe of second degree murder, he's still getting 20yrs and that's a long fcuking time

The toughest place in jail is in ones head

[HUGEPECS]

The toughest place in jail is in ones head

True. but MSNBC have a Documentary called "LOCKED UP" late at night. It shows sometime you have to be a tough son of a bitch to be a Prison guard. These Inmates are ruthless. Shyt, I'll probably kill a mothafucked there before anything happen to me. Some of these Maximum Security joint are no fcuking jokes.

[ribonucleic]

Jail is a tough ass place but its not like you go there and automatically get butt raped.

No, but if you're a "pretty" white guy, it's not that far off.

And Titus is in the unfortunate position of being well-known enough to make a valuable "trophy" - while not being famous enough to warrant protective custody.

So I wouldn't be surprised to see him join a white-power gang for protection. Hell, he'll fit right in.

And Kelly can beam sunshine out of her ass saying it's God's will for Craig.

Damn, these two make me sick.

[Tre]

True. but MSNBC have a Documentary called "LOCKED UP" late at night. It shows sometime you have to be a tough son of a bitch to be a Prison guard. These Inmates are ruthless. Shyt, I'll probably kill a mothafucked there before anything happen to me. Some of these Maximum Security joint are no fcuking jokes.

That program really does a good job of showing us that prisons are really an entire society unto themselves.  The complexities of prison culture are something most Americans are totally unaware of...the only thing we know is that we'll eventually have to deal with really bad people once they are released. 

[Tre]

So, were the pics taken on the way in or on the way out?

If on the way in, she could've shared some 'scenes from outdoors' with Kelly, but if on the way out, well, she's just one sick puppy and beyond disingenuous to be smiling like it's Christmas after seeing her 'good friend' in lock-up. 

[ieffinhatecardio]

Titus has been in jail before, so he isnt a newbie...

I might be wrong but I don't think Titus was in a Maximum Security Prison when he did his time. Maximum is a whole different beast.

So, were the pics taken on the way in or on the way out?

If on the way in, she could've shared some 'scenes from outdoors' with Kelly, but if on the way out, well, she's just one sick puppy and beyond disingenuous to be smiling like it's Christmas after seeing her 'good friend' in lock-up. 

Nice to see you're not letting your job stop you from being critical of her. Nothing worse than seeing someone be disingenuous because of what they do for a living.

[knny187]

Never my thing...even in high school. I've never smoked pot or cigarettes either.

I 'll have the occasional Champagne, or the wine cooler type drinks...wine gives me a headache.

Interesting...I'm pretty much the same thing except I do like an occassional beer but no wine coolers....they're for pussies.   

Wine gives me headaches too........why is that?  Anyone know?

[Crusher]

United Flight 357, before we can clear you for take off, we need to re-check that you have no lighter fluid in your cargo area!  Do you copy?

  Classic.

[buffbodz]

That's it.  Brenda,  If you want a carrear as a journalist, you're going to have to do better than that.  She looked good in glasses   WOW stop the presses.

Chick, no booze, no Nubian, no nothing.  What a party you must through.  Did you mention if you smoke the weed?  If not loosen up and fire one up.  You might just see the world a little brighter.

[Butterbean]

True, the church is filled with sinners. 

Thats why good citizens get fed up when being preached to by former sinners.

There's no such thing as a "former sinner" walking around on this earth.

Anyone who tells you they are "no longer a sinner" suffers from the sin of pride.

[Butterbean]

I went to visit Craig last weekend, we talked about a number of various subjects and issues.

Did he mention Brenda's creamy, wrinkle-free skin? 

[Special Ed]

My Top Five Favorite Kelly Ryan Interview Quotes

1. "Brenda!" she said, "you don't even have a wrinkle and your face is so smooth! How are you doing? You look wonderful!"
Comment: Monster self-serving quote. I remember one time Kelly told me, "Ed!" she said, "You're hung like a horse and you can go for hours and give a woman incredible orgasms just by putting the tip in."
2.Kelly just got moved into her own cell and she calls it her own little "meditating closet".
Comment: I can see it now...Bravo presents "Meditation Closets by Design"
3. Craig and Kelly requested bail and were turned down. Kelly sees this as a blessing...
Comment: It is a blessing because lord knows who they would have killed next...
4. Kelly leads about 30 women each evening during their free time outside in the exercise area through a series of workout sets.
Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?
5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects.

Special "If I'm Ryan, I'm Lyin'" Ed

[tommywishbone]

Did he mention Brenda's creamy, wrinkle-free skin? 

Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? I'm a failure.



"5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects."

[Tre]

Comment: Can an Oxygen TV new prison workout show be far behind?

*classic*

[Tre]

Nice to see you're not letting your job stop you from being critical of her. Nothing worse than seeing someone be disingenuous because of what they do for a living.

She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.

[nycbull]

Hey! When I went to visit Craig, he didn't mention my smooth wrinkle-free skin.  Maybe I don't have smooth wrinkle-free skin? I'm a failure.



"5. Her mother died of a heart condition. Perhaps this is why Kelly has had this desire to stay so ultra fit for so long.
Comment: Nine out of ten cardiologists prescribe heroin, nubain, and methamphetamines for patients with congential heart defects."

Dont worry the answer is Botox, it will wipe out your wrinkles and any expression of failure you will ever have.

[ieffinhatecardio]

She (and bodybuilding.com) HAD to be called out for this ridiculous piece of 'journalism'. 

Living in southern California, though, I have a feeling that she's very proud of herself this morning and feels that GetBiggers just don't understand.

Delusion is a wonderful thing, as long as she thinks she's the next Katie Couric who are we to criticize.

Do you think she's actually reading the comments on this board?

[Mr. Intenseone]

True, the church is filled with sinners. 

Thats why good citizens get fed up when being preached to by former sinners. We learned about Jesus and morality from our parents and ourselves, we don't need any more preaching from sociopaths.

Huh? No such thing as a "former sinner"....everyone sins . If you don't know that much then you shouldn't be commenting on the subject!