Author Topic: Another epic gym owning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 10433 times)

sarcasm · « **on:** August 09, 2006, 01:08:21 PM »

there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.

gordiano · « **Reply #1 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:09:44 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 01:08:21 PM

there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.

Say hi to Oliver for me...........

jaejonna · « **Reply #2 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:10:32 PM »

hahahah Alexxx has a job as a salesman

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RJB · « **Reply #3 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:10:58 PM »

This sarcasm guy is kidding, right?

bmacsys · « **Reply #4 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:15:19 PM »

Why don't you try "owning" a big guy? Could it be because you are a bully?

sarcasm · « **Reply #5 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:15:26 PM »

Quote from: RJB on August 09, 2006, 01:10:58 PM

This sarcasm guy is kidding, right?

not kidding at all.

bigtraps · « **Reply #6 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:21:17 PM »

Love it!

Nordic Superman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:24:38 PM »

sarcasm is quite possibly the gayest MOFO on planet Earth.

His inferiority complex is astounding.

sarcasm · « **Reply #8 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Nordic Superman on August 09, 2006, 01:24:38 PM

sarcasm is quite possibly the gayest MOFO on planet Earth.

His inferiority complex is astounding.

ok "nordic superman", hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of guy who puts on some Wagner and gets in the shower and soaps up his thumb and sticks it up your ass and you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahahaa.

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:28:14 PM »

I get you now Sarcasm

You just love the attention your posts get

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #10 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:34:22 PM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 09, 2006, 01:28:14 PM

I get you now Sarcasm

You just love the attention your posts get

Bingo.

jarhead · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:37:04 PM »

he is very lonely . . . it happens when everyone realizes you are a load that should have been swallowed.

standing by for "you're the type of guy" or "your mom . . . " or "hahahaha (insert low IQ response here)"

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:42:16 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 01:28:01 PM

ok "nordic superman", hahahaha, i'll bet you're the type of guy who puts on some Wagner and gets in the shower and soaps up his thumb and sticks it up your ass and you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really clean" hahahahahaa.

Hahahaha yes Sarcasm. Are you saying that 'Nordic superfag' is the kind of guy who then tell himself, "Man, if just sticking my thumb there felt that good, then I wonder how good it would feel to stick a whole, 15" mulatto colored dildo in there - Yes, I think I owe it to myself to borrow one of dad's 'toys' and give myself this 'treat'. After all, haven't both him and his 'boyfriend' Julian themselves been dropping hints all over the place for me to do the same?", as he walks towards his dad's bedroom, bare-assed and heart beating wildly in anticipation. Hahahahaha gayer than Soy protein.

Edit*: BTW, great work in putting that tiny tit in his place, Sarcasm

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #13 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:44:45 PM »

hahaha, good work sarcasm. I bet he will cut a wide circle around you in the gym from fear of getting owned in the future. I've found it best to put these tiny twats in their place right off the bat.

J. Chimpo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:54:51 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 09, 2006, 01:08:21 PM

there's this "salesman" who started working at the gym about a month ago, 6'1" 150lbs. and i went up and introduced myself and said, "when did you start?" and he says about a month ago, now bear in mind that this kid wals around with ILS with his sleeves rolled up on 13 inch biceps, so i say, "cool man, so when are you going to start working out?" he says, "i already work out" with a dirty look on his face, hahahaha.

At least you said Hi!

Chico_Holiday · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:05:05 PM »

I'm not a fan of sarcasm or his work, but this one is pretty funny. Most gyms are full of punk kids who think they're the sh*t because they work at a gym.

Good work sarcasm! This is the first and will probably be the last compliment you ever get from me, so enjoy it! hahaha!

Blockhead · « **Reply #16 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:08:33 PM »

I support sarcasm and his quest to discipline the characters you find in every gym across America...somebody has to put these people in their place. People should know their role.

sarcasm · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:10:40 PM »

thanks guys.

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:10:50 PM »

if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.

kiwiol · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:12:33 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 09, 2006, 02:10:50 PM

if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.

What does a guy like you, who's never set foot in anything apart from a gloryhole, know about gyms ?

Hedgehog · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:14:40 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on August 09, 2006, 01:09:44 PM

Say hi to Oliver for me...........

Can't be Ollie.

Remember, Ollie is pudgy and squeals like a pig.

The timeline in regards to the how long the guy spent working out seemed to be correct though.

Nice ownage.

YIP
Zack

Bluto · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:15:13 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on August 09, 2006, 02:12:33 PM

What does a guy like you, who's never set foot in anything apart from a gloryhole, know about gyms ?

you dont agree with my comment? please explain what it is you dont agree with.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 09, 2006, 02:10:50 PM

if sarcasm was hardcore he would train at a hardcore gym. he's not, and he doesn't. instead he's working out at some healthclub where he can have bigger guns than the 15 year olds and beginners.

Where else could he trick guys like Ollie into paying his rent and Cable TV?

YIP
Zack

kiwiol · « **Reply #23 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:18:05 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 09, 2006, 02:15:13 PM

you dont agree with my comment? please explain what it is you dont agree with.

Ok. All your life, the only time you've left home is to go to work at the local gloryhole. And you're obviously the kind of guy who 'volunteers' there, instead of working and you go straight home after you 'finish'. So, you've never set foot in a gym and therefore, don't know / aren't qualified to talk about gyms and such. Kapish ?

Bluto · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2006, 02:20:41 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on August 09, 2006, 02:18:05 PM

Ok. All your life, the only time you've left home is to go to work at the local gloryhole. And you're obviously the kind of guy who 'volunteers' there, instead of working and you go straight home after you 'finish'. So, you've never set foot in a gym and therefore, don't know / aren't qualified to talk about gyms and such. Kapish ?

you dont think it make sense that someone serious in his training would work out at a serious gym, with others who are serious about their training and also be focused on his training to the point where his sessions doesnt consists of watching teenagers? is that what you are saying?