Mr. Candidate
He gets up around seven
Logs onto Getbig around nine
And he don't worry about cardio
'Cause cardio's a waste of his... time
The buffet usually starts around seven
Finishes his fifth plate around nine
Gets to Baskin Robbins around eleven
Double scoop waffle cone and he's feelin' fine
We been training with Mr. Candidate
He's been eatin'
He always cleans his plaaaaaaaaate
Yeah yeah yeah, he always cleans his plate
He used to eat a little but a little wouldnt do it
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' ta get a little fatter
Said the little fatter than before
He used ta eat a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than before
Now he gets up around whenever
He's gotta 42 inch waistline
But that Krispy Kreme it's a real muthafucker
They're hot and fresh and open all the time!
He used to eat a little but a little wouldnt do it
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' ta get a little fatter
Said the little fatter than before
He used ta eat a little but a little wouldn't do
So the little got more and more
He just keeps tryin' ta get a little fatter
Said a little fatter than before
Got an ice cream float and he shoves it down his throat
At Mccy D's he hates standing in line
He should've known better than to follow Kamali's diet
Said it, it went straigh to his......behind
Yowsa!
