Jimmy, I hope you are a god of some sorts because that's what it would take to fix those god-awful genetics of his. A shredded, big messy trash can is still, well, a trash can. You can put a blinged out set of chrome 20's on a Pinto and it's, well, still a Pinto. And no, I'm not comparing Jack the Jackass to a Pinto...that would be an insult to the Pinto.