...and that joke is old as rope, 240.
A rope went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, 'We don’t serve your kind here.'
So, the rope went into the rest room, shook himself around and tied himself into a knot.
After that, the rope went back into the bar and again ordered a drink. The bartender said, 'Aren’t you the same rope that I refused to serve before?'
The rope answered, 'No, I’m afraid not.