Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image

[HOSTILE]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

[bmacsys]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

Bonds is done. Hostile, like the Ace Frehley avatar. Back in the New York Groove. I bought all the solo albums when I was a kid.

[pumpster]

Bonds is done. Hostile, like the Ace Frehley avatar.

Stating the obvious; this guy's brilliant. Bonds is about as hostile as..bmacsys actually.

[Original Sin]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

11.  Beat a confession out of OJ

[edge48]

He should go on a game show with Lou Ferrigno called who is the bigger jackass. My personal opinion is that Lou would win.

[Playboy]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

Gas in baseball. How dumb. What a waste of AAS. Talk about shooting blanks. Whats next? Billiards players on HGH?

[JaggyShortBuff]

There is more juice in professional sports than what american people want to know...The Press just picks and chooses who they point out on their juice use...A bunch of shit if you ask me...

[Oldschool Flip]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

Gotta like the way the haters wish they were this popular. He'll be back again next year. And hopefully have the Alltime HR record. Nothing against Aaron, but just like Jerry Rice, I am enjoying records being broken while I am alive. BTW I am biased because I am a SF Bay area fan.

[Mr. Intenseone]

Gas in baseball. How dumb. What a waste of AAS. Talk about shooting blanks. Whats next? Billiards players on HGH?

Yeah, you're right...it's just for bodybuilding !!

[Chamorrita]

If he wasn't such an asshole, I don't think he would be suffering so badly.

[hangclean]

10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass

9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq

8. Start an erotic blog

7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy

6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy

5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt

4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco

3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay

2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth

1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!

11.  Give Greg Anderson 5 million dollars for all his trouble.

[Hedgehog]

12. Hook up with the Dogfart crew and shoot some movies. Then people won't really have think all that much about all his other stuff.

YIP
Zack

[bmacsys]

Gotta like the way the haters wish they were this popular. He'll be back again next year. And hopefully have the Alltime HR record. Nothing against Aaron, but just like Jerry Rice, I am enjoying records being broken while I am alive. BTW I am biased because I am a SF Bay area fan.

Oldschool. Do Bonds knees have another year in them? Especially having to play a position in the NL?

[bmacsys]

11.  Give Greg Anderson 5 million dollars for all his trouble.

Is Anderson still in jail for contempt of court?

[hangclean]

Is Anderson still in jail for contempt of court?

He is out temporarily till the jury reconvenes.