according to controversial theologian, david ray griffin-- who is otherwise known as the largest church in the US--terrorists/rogue govts. are now contemplating the use of "snakes on a plane" to pursue their extra-legal goals. griffin says the choice of snakes is a natural one, given man's long-standing struggle with reptiles: "While Eve was brought down by a single snake in the garden of eden, whole jetliners might be brought down by unleashing armies of taipans, vipers, cobras and other scourges of God."
Griffin says the use of snakes is part of a natural evolution of terror. He says that, "Since agencies are getting more adept at detecting inorganic explosives, the next step is to use organic materials, like venom. People are going to be looking for bottles/vials containing liquid explosives, so it makes sense to smuggle the venom onboard in a sluggish snake that can be roused to activity by using body warmth. it makes perfect sense."
Griffin says that these new waves of reptilian terror will soon be unleashed on flights beginning in Australia. According to Griffin, who is a big fan of the naturalist Steve Irwin, Australia has some of the most venomous species of snakes on the planet. Other experts suggest that Sri Lanka--long plagued by terror attacks of its own--will be the point of origin.
