Author Topic: The Ultimate Supplement (Read 7670 times)

bigmc · « **on:** August 17, 2006, 02:53:21 AM »

How to promote the ultimate supplement

1.Make it sound like a steroid

2. show a diagram of a steroid molecule next to yours stating their identicle save for the fifth molecule WTF!

3. State that in tests conducted in the 1970s it improved muscular composistion in bulgarian mice

4. Show a picture of someone sticking their gut out in bright lights apply tan and mood lighting tell them to suck their gut in and take another pic.

5. Include testimonials using words like "incredible pumps" and "savage muscle growth"

6. Get an ifbb pro to endorse using words like "unbelievable muscle growth" and "monster lifts"

7. state its 917 percent more effective than your last unbelievable supplement

8. Sell in large amounts to teenagers until everyone realises it doesn't work

9. Look for new product discovered in a jungle somewhere and repeat process.

mrsirjojo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:29:57 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 17, 2006, 02:53:21 AM

How to promote the ultimate supplement

10) Show a picture of a guy in a white labcoat handing a bottle over to a bobybuilder, because the lab is where they actually manufacture the supplement.

nycbull · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:43:58 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on August 17, 2006, 02:53:21 AM

How to promote the ultimate supplement

6. Get an ifbb pro to endorse using words like "unbelievable muscle growth" and "monster lifts"

I thought this part was true, aren't all IFBB pros decent ethical athletes that would never lie. Isnt' that part of being in the IFBB athlete. Seriously.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:46:04 AM »

I had a co-worker ask me if creatine is a steroid last week. Can you believe that shit?

gatrainer · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:54:22 AM »

No....the ultimate marketing and packaging....Put it in a syringe

Special Ed · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:57:31 AM »

Quote from: gatrainer on August 17, 2006, 08:54:22 AM

No....the ultimate marketing and packaging....Put it in a syringe

Yeah, a syringe with NO NEEDLE a la VPX. To think that people would buy a box of syringes loaded with sugar water for $180 and "shoot" it in their mouth is UNFRICKINBELIEVABLE.

Special "TheSupplementScam.com" Ed

Blockhead · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:01:12 AM »

There's a sucker born every minute in America. To this day I still see people wearing or asking me if the 'Ab Energizer' works.

I had people ask me if my Pro Complex protein powder were steroids...I had people tell me they heard if takin too many vitamins will make their d-ck shrink. I've had people tell me that creatine made them CRAZY and made them want to RIP SOMEONES head off and lose their sex drives, made them break out..."I had to get off the stuff man..." Hahaha! TOOLS!

Thats why I hate companies who use The Jedi Mind trick on the newbs...actors in lab coats showing a pro BB a bottle and pretending to explain to them what it is and what it will do holding a clip board...before and after shots, blondes on the beach all over big negroes as if they are sex objects...supplements with names similar to real 'gear' although...

I do know guys who buy that stuff in the back of MD...'anadrall, dekka' in the vials you know...and put the 'liquid' in old real 'gear' bottles and pawn it off to newbs for lots of $$$...hahahahaha!

The ultimate supp...was Ultimate Orange the original formula. Now that TheBlockHead is wiser and smarter and more expierenced...my arsenal of supps never get past, a protein powder(ProComplex or Pride Respect) a MRP(Labrada or LeanMatrix) a CEE creatine(Prides Kryptonite) a mens formulated vitamin, vitamin c(1000mg) and...thats about it. ECA is I'm trying to cut down. Maybe a joint support formula once in a while.

If you people were smart...you'd bank of the uninformed NEWBS...like MuscleTec does...like VPX does...like I do.

I hate supp companies that are only driven by numbers and bottom line sales.

It's either Beverly Nutrition for me or Pride Nutrition.

MindSpin · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:11:13 AM »

11) Publish a "body building" magazine in which nearly all the articles are written to promote said product.

12) Flood all other "body building" magazines with ads that look like articles (aka advertorials) supporting said product.

13) Write a "Diet book" which touts a revolutionary new diet plan revolviing around said product.

14) Write a "Supplement Review Guide" in which said product receives very high ratings, and all other products do not.

15) Promote a "Get in the best shape of your life" contest in which all the contestants are required to use your product and send in bofore/after pics. Then Photoshop the hell out of those pics and use them to support said product.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:18:26 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 17, 2006, 10:01:12 AM

There's a sucker born every minute in America. To this day I still see people wearing or asking me if the 'Ab Energizer' works.

I had people ask me if my Pro Complex protein powder were steroids...I had people tell me they heard if takin too many vitamins will make their d-ck shrink. I've had people tell me that creatine made them CRAZY and made them want to RIP SOMEONES head off and lose their sex drives, made them break out..."I had to get off the stuff man..." Hahaha! TOOLS!

Thats why I hate companies who use The Jedi Mind trick on the newbs...actors in lab coats showing a pro BB a bottle and pretending to explain to them what it is and what it will do holding a clip board...before and after shots, blondes on the beach all over big negroes as if they are sex objects...supplements with names similar to real 'gear' although...

I do know guys who buy that stuff in the back of MD...'anadrall, dekka' in the vials you know...and put the 'liquid' in old real 'gear' bottles and pawn it off to newbs for lots of $$$...hahahahaha!

The ultimate supp...was Ultimate Orange the original formula. Now that TheBlockHead is wiser and smarter and more expierenced...my arsenal of supps never get past, a protein powder(ProComplex or Pride Respect) a MRP(Labrada or LeanMatrix) a CEE creatine(Prides Kryptonite) a mens formulated vitamin, vitamin c(1000mg) and...thats about it. ECA is I'm trying to cut down. Maybe a joint support formula once in a while.

If you people were smart...you'd bank of the uninformed NEWBS...like MuscleTec does...like VPX does...like I do.

I hate supp companies that are only driven by numbers and bottom line sales.

It's either Beverly Nutrition for me or Pride Nutrition.

the whole supplements industry is ripping us off. GNC should be SUED. Listen to this shit: I recently bought 2 supplements from a website, and I compare them to another website, both prices came about $35 less than GNC. Why in the hell should I pay fcuking $59.99 for a muscletech product when I can get the same shit for $32 from a website. and also why these containers are always HALF ASS full.

Blockhead · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:23:39 AM »

Why would you buy MT products PEROID? Why support companies like that who spit in our faces and underestimate our intelligence?

dan18 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:26:24 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 17, 2006, 10:18:26 AM

the whole supplements industry is ripping us off. GNC should be SUED. Listen to this shit: I recently bought 2 supplements from a website, and I compare them to another website, both prices came about $35 less than GNC. Why in the hell should I pay fcuking $59.99 for a muscletech product when I can get the same shit for $32 from a website. and also why these containers are always HALF ASS full.

Can anyone list any product that realy works..
i was on a web site legal steriods they give there shit names like
danbol
winnbol makes me nuts but some shmoe will buy it,funny thing is they never show you whats in there product.They give a 2 page review of the shit but never release whats in it....

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:30:00 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 17, 2006, 10:23:39 AM

Why would you buy MT products PEROID? Why support companies like that who spit in our faces and underestimate our intelligence?

I'm weighing my options as to what's the best supplements to consider outthere. when it comes down to it, it's all Marketing bullshits. and yes, they know the average joe wont have any other choice but to buy their supps. Priest used to be with Prolab, and I have to admit I used to buy their stuff alot. I would say, they're a good brand, escially back in the days before the BAN OF ANDRO

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:34:13 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on August 17, 2006, 10:26:24 AM

Can anyone list any product that realy works..
i was on a web site legal steriods they give there shit names like
danbol
winnbol makes me nuts but some shmoe will buy it,funny thing is they never show you whats in there product.They give a 2 page review of the shit but never release whats in it....

take it from me, dont buy that shit. it doesnt work, they're fakes, dude. if you want something you can try massnutrition.com browse their page and see if they got what you want. and also you might wanna try LEGAL GEAR. they have Methyl-1p, methyl-1 alpha, methyl-1 D. they work for me, you might wanna give em a try

Blockhead · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:35:52 AM »

I concur. I use Prolab stuff now like LeanMass matrix MRP's.

For me...its Beverly or Pride. Since my range of supps are so limited because for me its all about food and hard training...my supps dont go beyond protein, creatine vitamins...most exotic I go is efa's and joint support.

So even though a little more expensive due to quality and purity...its Beverly stuff or Pride stuff.

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:41:40 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 17, 2006, 10:35:52 AM

I concur. I use Prolab stuff now like LeanMass matrix MRP's.

For me...its Beverly or Pride. Since my range of supps are so limited because for me its all about food and hard training...my supps dont go beyond protein, creatine vitamins...most exotic I go is efa's and joint support.

So even though a little more expensive due to quality and purity...its Beverly stuff or Pride stuff.

what company are these. I barely buy anything other than a protein or multi stacks, Aminos and all

rockyfortune · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:46:42 AM »

Quote from: MindSpin on August 17, 2006, 10:11:13 AM

11) Publish a "body building" magazine in which nearly all the articles are written to promote said product.

12) Flood all other "body building" magazines with ads that look like articles (aka advertorials) supporting said product.

13) Write a "Diet book" which touts a revolutionary new diet plan revolviing around said product.

14) Write a "Supplement Review Guide" in which said product receives very high ratings, and all other products do not.

15) Promote a "Get in the best shape of your life" contest in which all the contestants are required to use your product and send in bofore/after pics. Then Photoshop the hell out of those pics and use them to support said product.

Sounds like BK MuscelMag International....200 pages--150 of them advertisements...

dan18 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:58:52 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 17, 2006, 10:34:13 AM

take it from me, dont buy that shit. it doesnt work, they're fakes, dude. if you want something you can try massnutrition.com browse their page and see if they got what you want. and also you might wanna try LEGAL GEAR. they have Methyl-1p, methyl-1 alpha, methyl-1 D. they work for me, you might wanna give em a try

no im cool bro i wasnt looking i was ranting about the shit they try to pull on the avarage joe im 39 ive been in the muscle biz alot of years.
its just funny to me over the years there marketing really changed.
geared up guys pushing worthless crap...

dan18 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:00:34 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 17, 2006, 10:41:40 AM

what company are these. I barely buy anything other than a protein or multi stacks, Aminos and all

what about sci-fit i hear they are legit...

bigmc · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:03:18 AM »

Save your money for quality food

all you need is a good multi vitamin

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:14:56 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on August 17, 2006, 10:58:52 AM

no im cool bro i wasnt looking i was ranting about the shit they try to pull on the avarage joe im 39 ive been in the muscle biz alot of years.
its just funny to me over the years there marketing really changed.
geared up guys pushing worthless crap...

I wish I could start a supplement company and get a piece of the easy money outthere...lol. Every bodybuilder who retires start his own supplements line. No fcuking proof if their products are effective, and it's probably as wothless as a gnc brand

dan18 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:17:17 AM »

Quote from: HUGEPECS on August 17, 2006, 11:14:56 AM

I wish I could start a supplement company and get a piece of the easy money outthere...lol. Every bodybuilder who retires start his own supplements line. No fcuking proof if their products are effective, and it's probably as wothless as a gnc brand

remember vanadal it was and still crap..

1Fast400 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2006, 05:03:29 PM »

GNC has more quality control than any company in our industry, by far.

chris_mason · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2006, 05:26:19 PM »

BigMC, yep, the supplement industry is in a pretty sad state of affairs and has been for a long time.

Snake oil sold to unsuspecting and naive kids.

Support companies that don't do that.

fitnessman · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2006, 05:41:33 PM »

YO MIND SPIN WHATS UP BRO

YOU FORGOT

SHOW MUSCLE BOUND DUDE AT 4% BODY FAT SURROUNDED BY FITNESS BABES SAYING

I COULD NEVER GET INTO THE SHAPE IM IN TODAY WITHOU THE HELP OF "HARD TECH"

IT MADE ME SO SWOLLEN AND HARD. IM LIVING MY DREAMS NOW BROS !

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:24:07 PM »

The ultimate B.S for me was in a musclemag, a reader asked one of the writers in a letter why bodybuilders injected insulin and how it works, the answer turned into a 2 page ad for cell-tech because it 'utilizes insulin by spiking it with it's patented 75g of dextrose per serving' F*cking unbelievable, those assholes totally avoided the question and just milked cell tech, I think the musclemag was from june or july with Ahmed Haidar on the cover...