Author Topic: chewing orals (Read 5566 times)

thisiskeith12 · « **on:** August 20, 2006, 07:59:39 AM »

would you say it's best to chew all orals for best absorption?

udeluz · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:20:54 AM »

Who wants to chew them?
Crush them up and put them in a empty gel cap

ZEEK · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:18:58 AM »

if you don't want to do that just crush them up and parachute them

sportingsteroids · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:32:50 AM »

Quote from: ZEEK on August 20, 2006, 11:18:58 AM

if you don't want to do that just crush them up and parachute them

yeah

coolioni · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2006, 11:34:29 AM »

parachute???
What do you mean ?

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2006, 05:22:09 PM »

never heard of parachuting orals.

ZEEK · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2006, 07:22:51 PM »

crush it up.... take a very small peice of toilet paper wrap it in it like a parachute and swallow it.
it better then taisting that nasty shit when chewing it.

Extreme Muscle · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:54:00 PM »

well with BD orals it isnt bad...I know with tbol it isnt bad at all.

I just stick it under my tounge and let it absorb

Rimbaud · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2006, 03:15:34 AM »

I don't see the point of chewing them up.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:02:09 PM »

Quote from: udeluz on August 20, 2006, 08:20:54 AM

Who wants to chew them?
Crush them up and put them in a empty gel cap

why would you chew or crush tabs...just to swallow them anyway???

unless these "tabs" look like a golf ball....why not just swallow the tab?

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:07:00 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on August 21, 2006, 02:02:09 PM

why would you chew or crush tabs...just to swallow them anyway???

unless these "tabs" look like a golf ball....why not just swallow the tab?

absorption

Special Ed · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:18:09 PM »

You guys are the BIGGEST PUSSIES on Earth.

1. You claim to lift hard and heavy...sometimes to the point of VOMITING
2. You claim to eat clean and healthy...sometimes to the point of EATING CARDBOARD
3. You claim to consume protein early and often...sometimes to the point of SWALLOWING CHUNKS OF UNMIXED WHEY...

and you need to "parachute" or "chase" or "swallow" or "sublingualize" a fucking TINY TABLET??? Do you friggin' queers need to "hold your nose" when you down Robitussin?

You fags need to grow some balls and walk the walk. Homos...all of you.

Special "PansyWatch.org" Ed

wes mantooth · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2006, 04:33:53 PM »

Quote from: thisiskeith12 on August 21, 2006, 02:07:00 PM

absorption

chewing....crap....

taking with grapefruit juice....crap....

just take it like any other pill and be done with it. its not gonna make enough of a difference to tell anyway....so dont waste time on it...

ZEEK · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:29:49 PM »

here we go with the homo shit.... another fag wanting dick. Special retard we all know you have a no gag reflex so you can pretty much swallow as much cumm in your mouth as possable. Now i dont have to chew or all the other shit you claim, read the post again we were just naming off some stuff to do.

as for yourself you like it way deep in your throat so you can swallow alot. hey Im not hating if you like dick and cumm in your mouth thats you but the rest of us just perfer stuff like pussy,d-bol andadrol.stuff like that no big deal.

Princess L · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:03:21 PM »

Some things aren't intended for rapid absorption.

Special Ed · « **Reply #15 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:13:55 AM »

Quote from: ZEEK on August 21, 2006, 07:29:49 PM

here we go with the homo shit.... another fag wanting dick. Special retard we all know you have a no gag reflex so you can pretty much swallow as much cumm in your mouth as possable. Now i dont have to chew or all the other shit you claim, read the post again we were just naming off some stuff to do.

as for yourself you like it way deep in your throat so you can swallow alot. hey Im not hating if you like dick and cumm in your mouth thats you but the rest of us just perfer stuff like pussy,d-bol andadrol.stuff like that no big deal.

Zeek,

Be sure to put my creamy load under your tongue for rapid absorption. Open up and Say Ahhhhhh. Your dad said that's the way you like it baby. Hahahaha!

Special "Bret Michaels" Ed

Playboy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:47:30 AM »

Quote from: thisiskeith12 on August 20, 2006, 07:59:39 AM

would you say it's best to chew all orals for best absorption?

Why chew them?? Just swallow the fucking thing and be done with it.

ZEEK · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:50:26 AM »

your a sick fuck
you must have them bad memories of when your dad use to make you swallow his load and screw you in your ass.

Special Ed · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2006, 02:30:27 PM »

Quote from: ZEEK on August 22, 2006, 09:50:26 AM

your a sick f**k
you must have them bad memories of when your dad use to make you swallow his load and screw you in your ass.

Well, there is some video somewhere of him oiling me up before a teen NPC show. I may have blocked out the other stuff.

Special "Vote for Me on Erection Day" Ed

ZEEK · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:48:00 PM »

man stop dude your a trip.

LOL

krazee · « **Reply #20 on:** August 24, 2006, 11:14:08 PM »

Why is it that you want to chew the oral in the first place? Absorbtion is going to take place regardless of chewing it or swallowing the pill whole. I personally would not chew them up, but hey to each their own I suppose.

unskinny · « **Reply #21 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:16:37 PM »

Quote from: krazee on August 24, 2006, 11:14:08 PM

Why is it that you want to chew the oral in the first place? Absorbtion is going to take place regardless of chewing it or swallowing the pill whole. I personally would not chew them up, but hey to each their own I suppose.

Some of the tabs made by U/G labs are VERY small and VERY hard and could easily pass through your system like a kernal of corn on its way to the toilet, hence the chewing.

krazee · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:19:56 AM »

Fair enough, I actually never thought of that. Learn something new everyday, hence the reason I'm on this board, Thanks.

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2006, 05:18:52 PM »

Quote from: unskinny on August 26, 2006, 02:16:37 PM

Some of the tabs made by U/G labs are VERY small and VERY hard and could easily pass through your system like a kernal of corn on its way to the toilet, hence the chewing.

That's what I assumed too. Sounds like it might not be a bad idea to do so.

bigguns175 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 02, 2006, 09:50:47 AM »

Quote from: unskinny on August 26, 2006, 02:16:37 PM

Some of the tabs made by U/G labs are VERY small and VERY hard and could easily pass through your system like a kernal of corn on its way to the toilet, hence the chewing.

WTF are you talking about...too small that it will pass through your body like a piece of corn!!! Are you an idiot? Corn doesn't get digested because our bodies don't have the enzymes and the time to break down the shit. This is a fucking pill made to be broken down, just made of compressed powders and chemicals when that shit hits your stomach the acids gonna break it down rapidly. Just swallow the shit unless you got some prohormone or fake steroid that comes in one of those chewy tabs and on the bottle it says put in under your tongue or cheek. If it's real shit just swallow it.