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Get ready to be TERMINATED
« on: August 20, 2006, 01:26:57 PM »
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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2006, 01:34:04 PM »
he's strong, but he looks like shit.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2006, 01:51:12 PM »
I wish this guy would just go away.
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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2006, 01:52:59 PM »
Layme "H-Taper" Norton.

The chest-waist ratio on that guy...

Wow.

Oh well. Layme could always use one of his cutting edge 350+ grams protein diets to remedy the weakness.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 02:32:48 PM »
jeez.. this guy must be delusional posing to music like that. And his thigh shaking.. must be his skin shaking, because there seems to be no muscles whatsoever.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 02:45:37 PM »
he's got muscle he's just tall.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 03:21:39 PM »
I don't understand. who is this guy and why do they talk about him here?

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 03:54:58 PM »
Did anyone notice the cheering some of these trailer-trash mongoloids resorted to?  Have they forgotten that the kid was on a stage wearing a thong, looking like an underfed Ethiopian and merely contracting his muscles?  They made it sound as if he was taking part in some huge feat like maybe an Olympic event or powerlifting meet.  What type of sick, twisted individuals would actually pay to sit in an auditorium to cheer out loud at the top of their lungs for a man posing in nothing but a thong and covered with bronzing lotion? 

Some of the cheers included, but are not limited to:

“Wooooooooooo!!!!!!”

“Woooooo, YEA!!!!!”

“Right oooooooon!”

“Yeah Layne go get ‘em Layne!”

“At-a-boy Layne, you show ‘em!” (Emphasis on this, because, really, who/what is he going to show?"

“Come on Honey, Woooohooooo!”

“Yeeeeeheeeeeeaaaaaa Woooooooo!”

“Yeah Baby come on layne”

Here is a question/thought for all of you.  What separates this sort of spectacle from the gay-4-pay network?  The Gay-4-pay network is not the same as it used to be.  Sure, in the early 80’s the “pros” would not only pose for us naked, but they would even allow us to engage in oral pleasures, but today all of that has changed.  With the advent of the Professional bodybuilder’s union and the strict rules of the “IFBB” that are so strictly enforced, we gay-4-pay sponsors, for the most part, can now only contract a “pro” bodybuilder to simply pose for us in the privacy of a hotel room while wearing only a thong.  At the discretion of said “pro” bodybuilder, we can also indulge in a little rough-housing, but for the most part, it is up to him whether or not he can go a few rounds on the ground “grappling”.  So, since all we do is pay for these fine gentlemen to pose for us with their music playing just like they do on stage, what is the difference?  Can we maybe even say that every man that goes to these shows might maybe be gay or harbor gay feelings in their own right?  As an addendum, what type of emotions/feelings/thoughts cross the minds of these men that aggresively cheer in the stands as another man does nothing but pose in a thong while covered in oil??

Again, this is just an honest question, I hope that the hetero-hyenas from hell don't all jump on this as an opportunity to defend their manlihood on an online forum by gay bashing.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2006, 04:04:09 PM »
Have enjoyed watching paint dry more than watching that guy.Finally someone who would not win Mr Getbig.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 06:00:49 PM »
Did anyone notice the cheering some of these trailer-trash mongoloids resorted to?  Have they forgotten that the kid was on a stage wearing a thong, looking like an underfed Ethiopian and merely contracting his muscles?  They made it sound as if he was taking part in some huge feat like maybe an Olympic event or powerlifting meet.  What type of sick, twisted individuals would actually pay to sit in an auditorium to cheer out loud at the top of their lungs for a man posing in nothing but a thong and covered with bronzing lotion? 

Some of the cheers included, but are not limited to:

“Wooooooooooo!!!!!!”

“Woooooo, YEA!!!!!”

“Right oooooooon!”

“Yeah Layne go get ‘em Layne!”

“At-a-boy Layne, you show ‘em!” (Emphasis on this, because, really, who/what is he going to show?"

“Come on Honey, Woooohooooo!”

“Yeeeeeheeeeeeaaaaaa Woooooooo!”

“Yeah Baby come on layne”

Here is a question/thought for all of you.  What separates this sort of spectacle from the gay-4-pay network?  The Gay-4-pay network is not the same as it used to be.  Sure, in the early 80’s the “pros” would not only pose for us naked, but they would even allow us to engage in oral pleasures, but today all of that has changed.  With the advent of the Professional bodybuilder’s union and the strict rules of the “IFBB” that are so strictly enforced, we gay-4-pay sponsors, for the most part, can now only contract a “pro” bodybuilder to simply pose for us in the privacy of a hotel room while wearing only a thong.  At the discretion of said “pro” bodybuilder, we can also indulge in a little rough-housing, but for the most part, it is up to him whether or not he can go a few rounds on the ground “grappling”.  So, since all we do is pay for these fine gentlemen to pose for us with their music playing just like they do on stage, what is the difference?  Can we maybe even say that every man that goes to these shows might maybe be gay or harbor gay feelings in their own right?  As an addendum, what type of emotions/feelings/thoughts cross the minds of these men that aggresively cheer in the stands as another man does nothing but pose in a thong while covered in oil??

Again, this is just an honest question, I hope that the hetero-hyenas from hell don't all jump on this as an opportunity to defend their manlihood on an online forum by gay bashing.

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Well if you dont actually do a bodybuilding routine and for some reason your perception of sexual activity has perversely deviated from reproduction I can see where you are coming from.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2006, 06:50:21 PM »
u guys are absolutely hilarious, how many of you have even actually competed?
oh i forgot we have a bunch of internet mr. olympias posting here

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2006, 08:10:36 PM »
u guys are absolutely hilarious, how many of you have even actually competed?
oh i forgot we have a bunch of internet mr. olympias posting here

someone's boyfriend's offended.

the kid's 6ft, 160.
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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2006, 08:15:10 PM »
The kid looks as if to be mentally disabled, something has to be off with that young man.

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2006, 08:18:54 PM »
guy's got drive, but horrible genetics :-X

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Re: Get ready to be TERMINATED
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2006, 10:22:57 PM »
that was one of the lamest, gayest things ive ever seen...there is no reason for comps filled with guys like that. just terrible.