Author Topic: My First Gym Owning!! (Read 3319 times)

Special Ed · « **on:** August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM »

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:49:07 PM »

hahaha, Special Ed, you should have just pointed in his face and said "Who's your daddy?!?"

Special Ed · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:52:17 PM »

I said to him, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" and he said "You Nothing"

Special "Boned and Owned" Ed

tom joad · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:54:19 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...

maybe you should get your son out of the gym and into an English class?

Joey Tito · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:57:44 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

That story appeared verbatim on the popular weightlifting site powerandbulk.com not too long ago. Nice try.

Special Ed · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:58:47 PM »

Quote from: tom joad on August 21, 2006, 01:54:19 PM

maybe you should get your son out of the gym and into an English class?

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I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee

Maybe your dad should get his son out of the basement and into a Reading class

Special 'Hookers on Phonics" Ed

Blockhead · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2006, 02:26:55 PM »

Yea I knew this owning was totally made-up...like most of them on here but this one was obviously plagarised. Horrible...

sgt. d · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2006, 03:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

Books

Read them kid

gatrainer · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2006, 03:53:06 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

Also sounds like you keep your nads in your wife's purse. Way to go Special "Tuck your weiner between your legs" Ed!

Earl1972 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2006, 05:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Joey Tito on August 21, 2006, 01:57:44 PM

That story appeared verbatim on the popular weightlifting site powerandbulk.com not too long ago. Nice try.

haha ed is owned

E

Special Ed · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:26:43 PM »

If someone can prove that I plagiarized that, I will be Earl1972's rectal slave for one week. 240 can hold my ass in escrow.

Special "Anally Yours" Ed

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:35:36 PM »

i hate things that end all heartwarming and 'family oriented' like that. what a letdown.

Big N · « **Reply #12 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

bwahahaha @ Special Ed's avatar

aw man that made my night bro LOL @ you like my sister

Remember that time fucking guy Borat goes "eh my sister best sex in mouth in my country"

Earl1972 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:32:07 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 07:26:43 PM

If someone can prove that I plagiarized that, I will be Earl1972's rectal slave for one week. =

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brianX · « **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM »

One time I saw this skinny guy do bench presses with 135 hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha OWNED!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:52:39 PM »

Quote from: brianX on August 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM

One time I saw this skinny guy do bench presses with 135 hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha OWNED!!!

so your gym has mirrors then?

brianX · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:59:12 PM »

Yes, I saw you very clearly in the mirror.

Rome · « **Reply #17 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:22:52 AM »

hey, make up your own! "owning"
Owning, how silly

dorkeroo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:26:18 AM »

Quote from: Special Ed on August 21, 2006, 01:46:27 PM

So I went to my gym last night after taking a couple days off and I see this kid sitting on my incline bench. There's a pair of 60lb dumbbells sitting next to the bench and this kid is trying to lift them. I asked him if he needed a spot and he's like "No...me do it"...so I watch him as he FALLS OFF THE BENCH and nearly hits cracks his head open on the dumbbells. I helped him up and the kid is crying like nobody's business like he's dying or something. I said to him, "Dude, next time you're gonna use my bench, you better make sure somebody's around to spot you." I actually felt bad for the little guy. Suddenly, this woman starts yelling at me, "What the hell are you doing? What the f*ck happened? Who was spotting him?" I turn around and it's the kid's MOM and she's pointing her finger at me. I'm like, "Lady, I was just trying to get my lift on" and she was like "Lady??? I'm your f*cking wife...don't call me 'Lady'" I thought she was crazy or something because I married a really sweet nice gal, but then I heard "I fell, Dada...Boo-boo on floor" and I realized it WAS my wife and my two-year old son was crying for me to put a Band-Aid on his knee. Damn, did I get pwned or What?

Special "Married with Children" Ed

If that isn't copied from somewhere else, cheers. If not, cheers anyways, it made me laugh

buffbodz · « **Reply #19 on:** August 22, 2006, 09:43:50 AM »

SE; What the hell were you smoking? Your son and wife are in the same gym as you, even using the same bench and you don't recognize them? Need glasses or were you in the ZONE, as they say?

muscleforlife · « **Reply #20 on:** August 22, 2006, 06:57:08 PM »

Hello all,
You do realize that not every skinny/fat guy/girl that walks into a gym is gifted lift "BIG".

You build a foundation and work up from there. Consistancy is the key. So, if you have been training for years and see someone who doesn't know a flat bench from a smith machine cut them some slack.

Now, if they are assholes who are giving advise and have no clue....OWN AWAY!!!

Sandra