Author Topic: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing (Read 21166 times)

Blockhead · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2006, 11:48:23 AM »

I concur. The 2 issues w/ Branch on the cover was as bad as it gets. I never seen anything like it.

So Steve are we going to have Gregg's collumn in there with the usual "...WOOF IS IT HOT IN HERE LET ME POP AN EHPEDRA...OKAY IM BACK...HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE BLONDE IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE SAY WHEN....OKAY OKAY IM JOKING RELAX....MY DICK MARKUS...MY CRDEDIT CARD...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT?...I WAS KIDDING...OKAY MAYBE NOT...YES I WAS...OKAY OKAY...SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYS IN IRAQ....FK THE BLEEDING HEARTS...MERCEDES IS MY GHETTO GODDESS...HOLLA!...HERE;S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE LESBIAN HAVE IN HER CHRISTMAS STOCKING...RELAX IM JOKING...OKAY LET ME GO JERKOFF...WOOF...WHERE WAS I OKAY IM BACK..."

Be sure to have Dave Henry pictured on The Hammer Incline Machine...and if you really feeling squirley...have a picture of Lee Priest giving the middle finger to the camera.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:01:00 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 23, 2006, 11:48:23 AM

So Steve are we going to have Gregg's collumn in there with the usual "...WOOF IS IT HOT IN HERE LET ME POP AN EHPEDRA...OKAY IM BACK...HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE BLONDE IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE SAY WHEN....OKAY OKAY IM JOKING RELAX....MY DICK MARKUS...MY CRDEDIT CARD...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT?...I WAS KIDDING...OKAY MAYBE NOT...YES I WAS...OKAY OKAY...SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYS IN IRAQ....FK THE BLEEDING HEARTS...MERCEDES IS MY GHETTO GODDESS...HOLLA!...HERE;S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE LESBIAN HAVE IN HER CHRISTMAS STOCKING...RELAX IM JOKING...OKAY LET ME GO JERKOFF...WOOF...WHERE WAS I OKAY IM BACK..."

spot on Valentino - capitals, bereft of punctuation, same stuff every month. And it's like 8 pages! I used to enjoy reading it. Now I just skip to the next article.

Blockhead · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:07:16 PM »

So do I...I may skim through it for a second but as soon as I see the words " MERCEDES...WOOF...CREDIT CARD...WOOF...MARKUS...W OOF...BIG VIC...JAIL HOUSE HOMIES...CARLON..." I automatically flip to the next page.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:17:00 PM »

what the hell is that shit dripping down his left arm?

Blockhead · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:20:31 PM »

ProTan mixed w/ sweat, genius.

240 is Back · « **Reply #30 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 12:17:00 PM

what the hell is that shit dripping down his left arm?

My guess?

The blood of the vanquished.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 23, 2006, 12:37:45 PM »

Speakin of gyno... the guy who took 13th superheavyweight seemed to have a worse case than hatch...

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2006, 02:00:55 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 23, 2006, 12:20:31 PM

ProTan mixed w/ sweat, genius.

you're not supposed to be sweating on a bodybuilding stage, especially that much that makes dark streaks drip down your armpit, GENIUS

Blockhead · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2006, 02:02:55 PM »

Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:09:19 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 23, 2006, 02:02:55 PM

Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.

sure thing CHIEF, its ok that you look like a pig but the judges wont like it if you sweat like one, CHAMP

Blockhead · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:16:55 PM »

Well, ACE...I dont think this player had a hard time making the judges like him that night despite the sweat on his arm being that he won the OVERALL!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:21:41 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 23, 2006, 04:16:55 PM

Well, ACE...I dont think this player had a hard time making the judges like him that night despite the sweat on his arm being that he won the OVERALL!

well obviously TIGER, it was just one trickle down his arm, but sweating in general (and all over as most people do when they sweat) is frowned upon BUDDY

Blockhead · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2006, 04:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 04:21:41 PM

well obviously TIGER, it was just one trickle down his arm, but sweating in general (and all over as most people do when they sweat) is frowned upon BUDDY

You see, SPORT...I would suspect the people in the 'anti-perspriant/deoderant' buisness are on to something with that discovery you just dropped all over us.

Slick Vic · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Dball on August 23, 2006, 07:33:42 AM

why didnt i get my september issue with dex? my subscription doesnt run out till december!!!

Didn't you know? Subscriptions suck!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:49:35 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 23, 2006, 04:30:04 PM

You see, SPORT...I would suspect the people in the 'anti-perspriant/deoderant' buisness are on to something with that discovery you just dropped all over us.

the reason for that, KID, is cause thats where the sweat smells the worst. if you're sweating on a bodybuilding stage you're gonna sweat everywhere

Fury · « **Reply #40 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:55:49 PM »

Is it just me, or has Sir William Retard made it blatantly obvious that he has never stepped onto a stage for a bodybuilding competition and is now trying to save his own ass from his embarassing comments.

HRDCOR · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:56:49 PM »

Looks like HE WORKS OUT !!

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2006, 05:57:17 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 05:49:35 PM

the reason for that, KID, is cause thats where the sweat smells the worst. if you're sweating on a bodybuilding stage you're gonna sweat everywhere

Hold on, boy-o. Under those lights you're gonna sweat. Refer to Branch Warren at the Arnold. If I recall correctly, he had tan on his face and his sweat made it run so bad he looked twenty years older. It's possible too that he was sweating backstage in anticipation before the pro-tan had a chance to dry.

Regardless, Blockhead knows what he's talking about. He got game.

timfogarty · « **Reply #43 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:59:02 PM »

Quote from: Lift Studios on August 23, 2006, 11:02:39 AM

I'd agree Evan has a great chance at Nationals as there is no immediate threat in the supers beyond Leo. Smart move on skippin USAs as well. You never know who will show up at the bigger shows but he's got potential.

Remember the days when the measure of a top amateur was winning all four major contests? Wait, that was an AAU thing.

the best in the NPC was Phil Williams winning both the USA and Nationals. Haney won Jr Nat and Nat, so did Demayo and Stallings.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #44 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:04:39 PM »

Hey Tim, you're posting again! Good to have you back, buddy - we missed your insight

Mobil · « **Reply #45 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:18:55 PM »

massive legs!

UpTheDosage · « **Reply #46 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:24:15 PM »

Quote from: timfogarty on August 23, 2006, 06:59:02 PM

Remember the days when the measure of a top amateur was winning all four major contests? Wait, that was an AAU thing.

the best in the NPC was Phil Williams winning both the USA and Nationals. Haney won Jr Nat and Nat, so did Demayo and Stallings.

How about when Dimora won the teen nats, junior nats and the nats in the same year. I believe i'm correct, maybe not. If I am, that'll NEVER happen again.

legbreaker · « **Reply #47 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on August 23, 2006, 02:00:55 PM

you're not supposed to be sweating on a bodybuilding stage, especially that much that makes dark streaks drip down your armpit, GENIUS

Since you question what that is and say that it's unusual to have that happen then I know you never stepped on a stage. Sit back and let the guys that compete tell YOU what the real deal is.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #48 on:** August 23, 2006, 08:16:48 PM »

Quote from: legbreaker on August 23, 2006, 07:34:18 PM

Since you question what that is and say that it's unusual to have that happen then I know you never stepped on a stage. Sit back and let the guys that compete tell YOU what the real deal is.

Snap!

timfogarty · « **Reply #49 on:** August 23, 2006, 08:23:35 PM »

Quote from: UpTheDosage on August 23, 2006, 07:24:15 PM

How about when Dimora won the teen nats, junior nats and the nats in the same year. I believe i'm correct, maybe not. If I am, that'll NEVER happen again.

http://musclememory.com/show.php?a=DiMora,+Shane

1986, won his class in the Jr Nationals and Nationals, won the overall in Teen Nationals

my list was of overall winners only

Author Topic: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing (Read 21166 times)

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