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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #100 on: August 24, 2006, 04:56:10 PM »
  Shoulders like a snake

Deceptively funny!
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #101 on: August 25, 2006, 09:18:05 AM »
Here's another arm shot of Evan.  Man, he does look like Mike Matarazzo.  Great spread in the next issue of MD!

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #102 on: August 25, 2006, 09:20:06 AM »
Hey Cara! Who's bright idea was it to plastic wrap the last issue of md?? I ain't going to buy it but like to flip through the pages.
just push some weight!

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #103 on: August 25, 2006, 12:40:20 PM »

 I wont be buying MD anymore unless Blechman confirms here he isnt going to let his writers call every single negroe pictured in his magazine a 'ebony mountain of muscle'.
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« Reply #104 on: August 25, 2006, 12:42:26 PM »
I wont be buying MD anymore unless Blechman confirms here he isnt going to let his writers call every single negroe pictured in his magazine a 'ebony mountain of muscle'.


Shut up! I know you like that shit and getting owned by women in various lifts! ;D
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #105 on: August 25, 2006, 12:52:57 PM »
Hey Cara! Who's bright idea was it to plastic wrap the last issue of md?? I ain't going to by it but like to flip through the pages.
LMAO !!!!

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« Reply #106 on: August 25, 2006, 12:55:50 PM »

Shut up! I know you like that shit and getting owned by women in various lifts! ;D
Okay so maybe I do find it kind of cute...plus that aint the only time she 'owned' me so WHAT!
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #107 on: August 25, 2006, 01:05:31 PM »
Yea okay SLICK...have you ever gotten on stage you fkn HUMP? Under hot lights and contracting all your muscles for a full minute in a packed house oh gee...forgive the human body for doing something natural like sweating you derelict.
PERFECT!!!! Straight to the point! Sick ' n' Tired of these mofos who know dick about competition spilling their geniuses $0,02 :-\
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #108 on: August 25, 2006, 06:21:49 PM »
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #109 on: August 25, 2006, 06:32:58 PM »
"mountain of ebony muscle"

Quite possibly the gayest thing ever written in the history of mankind.

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #110 on: August 25, 2006, 07:09:55 PM »
24 years old???  ALL DRUGS
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« Reply #111 on: August 25, 2006, 07:47:50 PM »
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.

lolol I was laughing when I read that in md! Almost as gay as greg merrit or the guy who writes cutler's column in md!!
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #112 on: August 25, 2006, 09:43:48 PM »


And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.
[/quote]...and your point is ????????
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #113 on: August 26, 2006, 08:27:07 AM »
I was the only writer to ever use that phrase "mountain of ebony muscle," it was in reference to Ronnie and it was in Hany's column. Hany still gives me shit because the phrase has been mocked 10,000 times here ever since.

And 'negro' is very politically incorrect.
Yea okay first off...the name of the demon you are trying to use as your handle...is spelled wrong. Second...politically correct? This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

 We all know Hany and Ronnie-woo-woo Harris are the 'diamondboys' with fetishes for negroe bodybuilders and cant help but describe negore bodybuilders as 'ebony mountains of muscle'. Hany is the biggest schmoe TOOL BOX of them all...the fkn immigrant didnt even know what a 'long island iced tea' was.
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #114 on: August 26, 2006, 08:35:51 AM »
This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #115 on: August 26, 2006, 08:36:43 AM »
Yea okay first off...the name of the demon you are trying to use as your handle...is spelled wrong. Second...politically correct? This is GETBIG you MySpace checking...StarBucks coffee drinking BALL BAG! "politically correct"...go to fkn MAYHEM with all the other "good job bro...good luck bro...how many weeks left bro...congrats bro..." TOOLs.

 We all know Hany and Ronnie-woo-woo Harris are the 'diamondboys' with fetishes for negroe bodybuilders and cant help but describe negore bodybuilders as 'ebony mountains of muscle'. Hany is the biggest schmoe TOOL BOX of them all...the fkn immigrant didnt even know what a 'long island iced tea' was.

another well spoken comment!! thumbs up Blockhead!

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #116 on: August 26, 2006, 08:52:28 AM »

 Thanks player...thanks again for all the support of my work. I just hate letting nonsense slip past me...it insults all of us on here.

 Know what? How much you all want to bet Hany Rimjob got on the phone with this 'pazuzu' character and was like..."Uh huh...yea, I'm on getbig now looking at it...uh huh...yea log on...you see it...scroll down...yup...TheBlockHea d...uh huh...yea see I keep getting flamed by my comment about Ronnie...uh huh...no no..the 'ebony mountain of.." yea yea...I know they wont let me live it down...yea sure...yea $100...yea okay...just log on and be like..'oh, I originally wrote and made that comment up...Hany has nothing to do with it...please leave him alone..."...yea just get them off my case...I'm embarrassed to even be seen at expos now because of that...uh huh...okay post it now...yea..."

 I can see right past Hany and his attempt to 'cover up' his feelings for Ronnie and negroes worldwide. It's even making Ronnie boy let his urges out as we seen it with last months issue with Omar Deckhardt(sp?). I'm telling ya if Steve' Grease Lightinin' Blechman let's ONE MORE 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment slip into his magazine...I'm gonna take out a subscription to FLEX and never stop at 7-11 every 21st of the month for the newest issue of MD.
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #117 on: August 26, 2006, 10:16:50 AM »
I don't think it's possible to have a correct spelling of 'Pazuzu,' since the Babylonian/Akkadian languages have been dead for over 4,000 years and would have no equivalent in English letters.

Why do you insist on using an outdated term like 'negro?' That's like calling Asian people 'oriental.'

I don't have a page on MySpace, and I am too cheap to buy coffee from Starbucks. I usually make instant at home, or rarely I will buy Dunkin' Donuts.

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #118 on: August 26, 2006, 10:22:00 AM »
Pazuzu
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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This article is about the Sumerian demon Pazuzu. For other uses, see Pazuzu (disambiguation).
In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology, Pazuzu was the king of the demons of wind, and son of the god Hanbi. For the Sumerians he also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms.

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Mythology
Pazuzu is often depicted with the body of a man but with the head of a lion or dog, talons instead of feet, two pairs of wings, the tail of a scorpion and a serpentine penis. He is also depicted with the right hand upward, and the left hand downward; the position of the hands means life and death, or creation and destruction.

Pazuzu is the demon of the South-west wind that was known for bringing droughts and famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. Pazuzu was invoked in amulets aimed at fighting against the powers of his hated rival, the malicious goddess Lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. Pazuzu is also a demon who protected humans against plague and evil forces, in particular the demoness Lamashtu.

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In popular culture
At the beginning of the book and film The Exorcist, when Father Merrin is at the site of an archaelogical dig in Northern Iraq, the figure that threatens him — seemingly an illusion — is Pazuzu, whom he had battled many years earlier. Later, when he is appointed to perform the exorcism on Regan, he suspects it is Pazuzu that possesses her. The 1977 sequel film Exorcist II: The Heretic and the 2004 prequel Exorcist: The Beginning also deal with Pazuzu.
There are several heavy metal bands named Pazuzu.
The name or figure of Pazuzu is also referenced in a number of other fictional works; see Pazuzu (disambiguation) for further information.
In the American animated television show, Futurama, the gargoyle that Professor Farnsworth was searching for in the episode "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (Season Five Episode Seven) is named Pazuzu
In an album from Tardi's series Les Aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec: The Demon of the Eiffel Tower (Le Demon de la Tour Eiffel), the title character (Adele) faces a murderous sect worshipping Pazuzu.

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #119 on: August 26, 2006, 10:24:29 AM »
I don't think it's possible to have a correct spelling of 'Pazuzu,' since the Babylonian/Akkadian languages have been dead for over 4,000 years and would have no equivalent in English letters.

Why do you insist on using an outdated term like 'negro?' That's like calling Asian people 'oriental.'

I don't have a page on MySpace, and I am too cheap to buy coffee from Starbucks. I usually make instant at home, or rarely I will buy Dunkin' Donuts.

Pazuzu or whatever you're trying to call yourself.....if I were you I'd step back from the computer and just walk away....the block is the last person in the world you want to get into this with.....trust me, you don't stand a chance......kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight.....let it go......let it go......

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #120 on: August 26, 2006, 10:24:35 AM »
 How much did Hany pay you, brah? Hmmm? How much? Hany will trick you out in a minute...trust/believe that! he chimed in here once trying to put all the blame on Ronnie-Woo-Woo...with a pathetic attempt of ''it was Ron...blame him he did it first...all the jokes should be forwarded to Ron"...

 I'll be sure never to have Hany 'dial me in'...if he ever gets popped...he'd make sure EVERYONE will go down with him(no pun intended).

 It's still spelled wrong...in demonology...its spelled differently. Why would you pick that as a handle anyway? Dork. Watch what happens to you giving that REAL entity 'glory'...watch.

 The $100 Hany paid you to take the fall for him was easy money...Hany will always be looked upon as the man who describes every negroe bodybuilder as 'ebony mountain of muscle'.

 Like I said...this is GETBIG. This is the Jerry Springer of BB forums. I call Asains on here...Asians. You can call Hany back up on the phone and tell him it didnt work.
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #121 on: August 26, 2006, 10:28:31 AM »
Hey BlockHead, show some respect to Ron  >:(

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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #122 on: August 26, 2006, 10:31:18 AM »
Pazuzu
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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This article is about the Sumerian demon Pazuzu. For other uses, see Pazuzu (disambiguation).
In Sumerian and Akkadian mythology, Pazuzu was the king of the demons of wind, and son of the god Hanbi. For the Sumerians he also represented the southwestern wind, the bearer of storms.

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Mythology
Pazuzu is often depicted with the body of a man but with the head of a lion or dog, talons instead of feet, two pairs of wings, the tail of a scorpion and a serpentine penis. He is also depicted with the right hand upward, and the left hand downward; the position of the hands means life and death, or creation and destruction.

Pazuzu is the demon of the South-west wind that was known for bringing droughts and famine during dry seasons, and locusts during rainy seasons. Pazuzu was invoked in amulets aimed at fighting against the powers of his hated rival, the malicious goddess Lamashtu, who was believed to cause harm to mother and child during childbirth. Pazuzu is also a demon who protected humans against plague and evil forces, in particular the demoness Lamashtu.

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In popular culture
At the beginning of the book and film The Exorcist, when Father Merrin is at the site of an archaelogical dig in Northern Iraq, the figure that threatens him — seemingly an illusion — is Pazuzu, whom he had battled many years earlier. Later, when he is appointed to perform the exorcism on Regan, he suspects it is Pazuzu that possesses her. The 1977 sequel film Exorcist II: The Heretic and the 2004 prequel Exorcist: The Beginning also deal with Pazuzu.
There are several heavy metal bands named Pazuzu.
The name or figure of Pazuzu is also referenced in a number of other fictional works; see Pazuzu (disambiguation) for further information.
In the American animated television show, Futurama, the gargoyle that Professor Farnsworth was searching for in the episode "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (Season Five Episode Seven) is named Pazuzu
In an album from Tardi's series Les Aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec: The Demon of the Eiffel Tower (Le Demon de la Tour Eiffel), the title character (Adele) faces a murderous sect worshipping Pazuzu.

"a serpetine for a penis and held his right hand UP and left DOWN..."

 So the demon was black...wow I didnt know that! A negroe demon. A giant snake for a schlong...and he represented the People Nation by right side UP left side DOWN...maybe he rolled with the Bloods...Vice Lords maybe...

 Thanks for the history lesson...when a BlockHead stands corrected he stands corrected but the spelling of that demon is not what the issue here is...

 its all about what Hany is paying you to take the heat on his homoeroctic fetish for negroes on steroids. We can talk about demons all night...lets get back on the main issue here...how much is he paying you?
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Re: Next MD Cover: The Next Big Thing
« Reply #123 on: August 26, 2006, 10:36:00 AM »
Hey BlockHead, show some respect to Ron  >:(
I figured this was Ronny WooWoo...

 I didnt know you changed your handle...so eh...you do know Hany tricked you out like a punk, right?

 Hey maybe you can write a horror story about a young negroe who everytime the moon was full...turned into 300lbs of 'ebony mountains of muscle' and wrecked havoc in a small new england town...and the only thing that could stop him...was its kryptonite...'white girls'.
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« Reply #124 on: August 26, 2006, 10:37:42 AM »
Pazuzu or whatever you're trying to call yourself.....if I were you I'd step back from the computer and just walk away....the block is the last person in the world you want to get into this with.....trust me, you don't stand a chance......kind of like bringing a knife to a gun fight.....let it go......let it go......

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