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corinth · « **Reply #125 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:38:53 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 26, 2006, 10:36:00 AM

I figured this was Ronny WooWoo...

I didnt know you changed your handle...so eh...you do know Hany tricked you out like a punk, right?

Hey maybe you can write a horror story about a young negroe who everytime the moon was full...turned into 300lbs of 'ebony mountains of muscle' and wrecked havoc in a small new england town...and the only thing that could stop him...was its kryptonite...'white girls'.

yeah, it's ron harris and no matter what the man does with the rest of his life he will always be remembered for that line "ebony mountain of muscle"

HA HA Ronnie's kryptonite is "white girls"..........that and flavored grits.....

Blockhead · « **Reply #126 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:47:31 AM »

Thanks for the support, corinth...

Why doesnt Ronny WooWoo...aka 'The Diamond Boy' post under his name...its not like nobody knows who he is.

Hey Ronny...I do think you're a great writer and envy you in a positive way how much you accompolished in the BB industry as a competitor, writer and an industry insider...

I just need you to clarify about the 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment...was it a freudian slip? Does your wife know about it? How did 'Steve GloboGym Blechman allow it in his magazine...not that Steve doesnt possibly have a little sugar in his shoes but...that comment was fit for 'Mens Exercise' not MD...and HANY is the man behind it not Ronny WooWoo. Ronny Woo is just in HANYs pocket taking the heat...

corinth · « **Reply #127 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:52:05 AM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on August 26, 2006, 10:47:31 AM

Thanks for the support, corinth...

Why doesnt Ronny WooWoo...aka 'The Diamond Boy' post under his name...its not like nobody knows who he is.

Hey Ronny...I do think you're a great writer and envy you in a positive way how much you accompolished in the BB industry as a competitor, writer and an industry insider...

I just need you to clarify about the 'ebony mountain of muscle' comment...was it a freudian slip? Does your wife know about it? How did 'Steve GloboGym Blechman allow it in his magazine...not that Steve doesnt possibly have a little sugar in his shoes but...that comment was fit for 'Mens Exercise' not MD...and HANY is the man behind it not Ronny WooWoo. Ronny Woo is just in HANYs pocket taking the heat...

I think he may have originally thought that by using the pazuzu name he might be able to post here and not piss off his real family over at mayhem.....

Blockhead · « **Reply #128 on:** August 26, 2006, 10:56:09 AM »

How much you want to bet he's reading these posts right now...just scanning and creeping but not saying anything...all he'll comment on is the history of his handle...

Hahahaha...at the ASC I'm going to walk by the Gaspari booth and say..."Ronnie WooWoo check out all the 'ebony mountains of man flesh muscle' walking around....hahahahaha!

Whats he gonna do...sock me or something?

corinth · « **Reply #129 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:01:31 AM »

The most pathetic thing of all isn't that he actually sat down and wrote those words knowing they would be published...no, the most pathetic thing is he actually thought up that exact phrase to begin with....."ebony mountain of muscle".....what kind of man thinks like that....seriously....... .and I can only imagine the other sick gay crap he thinks of that somehow he manages to refrain from writing......just so unbelievably gay on so many levels.......

Pazuzu · « **Reply #130 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:28:32 AM »

Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't. But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.

Blockhead · « **Reply #131 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:36:25 AM »

That 'Ebony Mountain of Muscle' comment you and Hany recite over and over again was gayer than Lance Bass trying on The Ruby Slippers and going "OOOH...they're a PERFECT FIT!"

You see? I saw you at the ASC behind the Gaspari booth with Kathy LeFransciois with her BIG OL PHAT ASS all over the place...and you dont want to hang out at that booth with her and that ass? I would PAY to hang out behind the booth for 13hrs a day just staring at it...you could spend that time 'working that angle" putting your bid in to flip that shit inside out back in your room...

Just as I thought...as gay as John Mark Karr, Ryan Seacrest and George Michales playing shirts/skins football for an Abercrombie/Fitch ad.

corinth · « **Reply #132 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 11:28:32 AM

Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't. But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.

Ron, trust me, everyone that read that line cringed when they did....unless Elton John just happens to be an MD reader. Seriously.

And if I were you I'd try to avoid being in the same place as Big Ronnie ever again, for obvious reasons....but if you absolutely have to be where he is, DO NOT make eye contact.....you just make the big guy uncomfortable......."ebony mountain of muscle"..........gayer than drinking diet soda while enjoying a fruit platter......

Blockhead · « **Reply #133 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:46:45 AM »

Well said, corinth...I never thought about that. If Ronnie WooWoo or Hany are ever seen phtographed together again or out in public within 20' of eachother ever again...or ever make eye contact ever again...everyone around them all will know 'wassup'.

I think Big Ronnie should pull an Order of Protection against Hany and Ronnie WooWoo...I never read anything so gay...that shit was so gay it would make Liberace go ..."ewww...what a homo!". It would make Christopher Lowell embarressed to be an interior designer it was so gay...

Where's Bay at? I need him to confirm its gayness...

gordiano · « **Reply #134 on:** August 26, 2006, 11:47:20 AM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 11:28:32 AM

Ebony = black in color
Mountain = huge, taking up a lot of size
Muscle = self-explantory

I didn't see the gay reference and still don't. But if you say so, okay, it sounds gay. My bad.

For the record, Hany has never paid me a dime.

And you won't see me at a booth ever again - I am far too lazy to be on my feet for 10-12 hours, 3 days in a row like that.

Yeah, nothing gay about it.

Whatever you gotta tell yourself.............

Pazuzu · « **Reply #135 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:25:25 PM »

I never said hanging out with hot chicks wasn't fun - I would just rather do it in a more relaxed environment rather than while pouring out 10,000 samples of creatine drinks.

This is my wife, Cathy LeFrancois-Priest, and our best friend Nicole.

corinth · « **Reply #136 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 01:25:25 PM

I never said hanging out with hot chicks wasn't fun - I would just rather do it in a more relaxed environment rather than while pouring out 10,000 samples of creatine drinks.

This is my wife, Cathy LeFrancois-Priest, and our best friend Nicole.

CORRECTION....I think you meant to say this is my beard, Cathy, and my wife's "best friend" Nicole..wink....wink.... .

Ron, you seem like a nice guy, really, but you make this too easy.........

Pazuzu · « **Reply #137 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:45:26 PM »

You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!

Blockhead · « **Reply #138 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:47:24 PM »

Thanks Ron...

Hey so whats your relationship w/ Hany like? I hope you dont trust him...I already clearly established he's a trick snitch btich.

So eh...did Boss Blechman call you from his cell phone to ask you to log on here to clear up this whole 'ebony mountain of muscle' matter? Hmmm?

What do you think about the storyline idea I gave you for a short horror story? Don't you want to dabble a little in horror writing? Picture it...

" ...Set in a small New England town like Castle Rock or even Salem or where ever on the east coast...maybe Derry...young negroe Jamal is quiet nd shy and has an interest in computers and science fiction...he is tired of being picked on in shcool and by his peers...he holds a dark and terrifying secret...a family tradition...a curse...when the time is right...he will learn that every 3rd cycle of the lunar phases after his 13th birthday...at every full moon young Jamal turns into a giant 300lbs 'ebony mountain of muscle' who quips out sentence fragments like...'you know it aint nutin but a peanut' and 'good ol chicken...you know' who wrecks havoc on the small town and terroizez the white bitches "

Thats at least a plot...you can build on from there. I want 25cents for every copy you sell. You can entitle it..." The Muscle Curse of Ebony Mountain" or " I was a Teenage Ebony Mountain of Muscle-Monster"

Your thoughts?

sarcasm · « **Reply #139 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:48:30 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 01:45:26 PM

You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!

your wife looks great Ron, all due respect, some of these clowns are jackasses.

Blockhead · « **Reply #140 on:** August 26, 2006, 01:49:18 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 01:45:26 PM

You guys are just too good at this game, because you have so much experience playing it.

Your posts are very entertaining bro, you look great, good luck!

Who looks great? Quit watching 'BasketBall Diaries", brah!

You're a good writer to...you should be better at this.

Pazuzu · « **Reply #141 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:07:56 PM »

I would probably be better at this if I spent more time, but between spending time with my wife and two kids, eating, training, writing, and so on, I can't be on the boards that much. I bow down to guys like you Blockhead, you do what you do here very well. If you got paid for it, that would be even better.

I have written a few horror stories. They are on my web site www.ronharrismuscle.com under the 'Short horror fiction' category. I like the idea of setting the story about Jamal in New England, though. Stephen King is my all-time favorite writer and 90% of his novels and stories take place in his native Maine.

Blockhead · « **Reply #142 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:20:33 PM »

I know. I read alot as well. I present all my work on here for free...I dont get paid but eh...it's just volunteer work for me. Plus some people laugh at me on here so its rewarding enough so I guess...I guess everybody wins.

You're a great writer and you do live the life and walk the line...but you need to work on your humor and wit. GETBIG might be the place where you can come and practice that...it aint gonna happen on MAYHEM...over there all you'll get is..."Hey Ron great article on Omar...good job bro, congrats!"

Over here we tell it like we see it...you cant piss on someones leg and tell them its raining on GETBIG. We leave no stones unturned and no bullshit go uncalled. If you're slipping as a writer...we're gonna tell you.

I think we here at GETBIG can make you a sharper, more humorous, more witty and more 'capturing' writer. My reccomendation for you is to lurk around here more and mix it up with us...apply the wit and charm of what makes GETBIG so popular or notorious to your work a little bit...see what happens.

Pazuzu · « **Reply #143 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:39:46 PM »

Thanks for the suggestions, Blockhead. I always cruise over here every once in a while because there are some truly outrageous threads. And there are some talented writers, too - Special Ed comes to mind.

Blockhead · « **Reply #144 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:48:52 PM »

I'm a fan of his work...Matt C is a good writer so is 240 as far as information, facts and wit all rolled into one goes.

Keep it up on these boards...I'll still continue to give you shit but thats what GETBIG is all about...if I see you at the next expo...I'll introduce myself.

You proven yourself...

Last time Hany came on here to explain the 'ebony' comment...well, he straight out said it was all YOU and YOU should get all the heat for it then he signed off...then I started to give him the same kind of static I gave you today then what do you know? I get banned from the thread then the thread gets removed and every comment I made on Hany was deleted...

Makes me wonder how much Hany paid for the mods here to unleashe the dogs on me to silence me...

sarcasm · « **Reply #145 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:50:01 PM »

Lee Priest has said before that Hany is seen pretty much as a joke in the industry, i think i saw that in Musclemag or MD awhile back.

Pazuzu · « **Reply #146 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:54:35 PM »

Hany really had nothing to do with the ebony mountain phrase being used. He was telling me the story about how this skinny drunk guy was disrespecting Ronnie in the casino of a cruise ship, and I was trying to convey just how foolish the drunk guy was, as in he clearly had no idea who he was potentially pissing off - a 320-pound bodybuilder. I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'

Blockhead · « **Reply #147 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:54:59 PM »

I thought Hany was working w/ Lee again...Hmmm maybe I'm wrong.

sarcasm · « **Reply #148 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:55:19 PM »

Quote from: Pazuzu on August 26, 2006, 02:54:35 PM

Hany really had nothing to do with the ebony mountain phrase being used. He was telling me the story about how this skinny drunk guy was disrespecting Ronnie in the casino of a cruise ship, and I was trying to convey just how foolish the drunk guy was, as in he clearly had no idea who he was potentially pissing off - a 320-pound bodybuilder. I thought it sounded better than 'big black guy.'

what was the drunk dude saying Ron?

sarcasm · « **Reply #149 on:** August 26, 2006, 02:56:33 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 26, 2006, 02:50:01 PM

Lee Priest has said before that Hany is seen pretty much as a joke in the industry, i think i saw that in Musclemag or MD awhile back.

actually i'm wrong, it wasn't Lee it was someone else that said it but it was in MD i remember that.